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> mfw someone calls me f a m, senpai, fampai, my man or anything like that
It's an abstract feel
>>28073260
can you elaborate on that feel fampai?
>>28073260
senpai, you mustnt let names bother you. my man, if you would consider for a moment that /r9k/ is a f am, and you are our fampai.
>>28073345
I'm a hikki and have no social interactions with anyone. But when people here call me something like fampai when I got the source to a manga or posted a picture, that made someone laugh I feel a deep satisfaction. It feels like I have a deep bond with someone even if just for a fleeting moment. Sometimes I'm here for hours searching for people who ask for a source to manga.
what's your longest snapchat streak, anon?
>>28073182
What do the numbers mean?
I have normiechat but I don't understand all the features.
>>28073221
OP is probably 16
>>28073182
Kill yourself normie etc.
>tfw mumsy made grilled chicken with vegetables instead of tendies with fries
>>28073150
>tfw mummy quit cooking
>tfw living on microwave meals
>>28073150
Ask for grilled cheese sandwich, put chicken and veggies in sandwich.
Victory
>>28073150
Maybe just try some healthier options anon
Feeling those ultimate lows again.
Your typical:
>29 yo
>no degree
>in dept
>living at home
>no friends
>shitty part-time job
>turning 30 this year
>virgin
>parents who hate me
>no self esteem
>socially inept
>think about suicide every day
>too pussy to do it
Every time I try to go back to school to finish my degree, or find a better (full time) job to support myself, I get swallowed up by that black hole in my head, sucking me into depression and despair, where I'd rather die than move an inch. I lose all my motivation and optimism and I get sick to my stomach from that hopeless feeling that nothing will ever be alright.
I'm on different pills but none seem to work, my life is just utter shit.
And that's where I am at now. Again. I enrolled into a program, but I already know I'm not going to make it there. Again.
And I feel so alone, though I know I am not.
Sorry for going on about it..
Any of you in a similar position care to share your shitty life story?
Welcome aboard!
Me:
>29
>No car
>Neet (Wish I could make more and get a job, but depression is so crippling)
>6-8 looks, dresses extremely well, but no girls would ever look my way.
>Leaves the house for maybe 2 hours a week. Seriously.
>Some classes at community college, and almost a degree, but I won't get hired.
"So, why haven't you worked in 10 years?"
"Uhh...severe persistant depression, bipolar disorder, hospital stays for suicide attempts, and relapse every few months."
I was thinking about doing it last night, but stuff stops me every time. For every time I've reached out and had to spend the 2 weeks in the mental hospital, there have been times I've put the gun under my chin alone in my room and haven't told anybody.
Sorry if this is triggering for somebody, but remember: you don't really want to die, you just want your pain to be over.
>>28073681
The thing is, I actually do want to die. Eternal nothingness sounds like heaven. I'm not all that excited about life anyway, never have been. Even without depression and despair, pain, I'm still apathetic as fuck. That's why I can't understand why suiciding is so difficult. A million people do it every year, why can't I? You know.
What are your hopes for the future then, that keep you going?
>>28073681
Do what I did- lie. Pay people to fake references for you. Use your anus if you have to. Start selling weed, ffs! You have nothing to lose, and from my experience prison isn't even so bad, as long as you're in a civilized country. Scandicucks get bloody x-box an
d internet access/
How do you treat a woman, guys?
I have no idea how to treat a girl can you give me advice?
Like they're a guy. Don't put them on a pedestal.
>>28073092
Treat them like shit, anon. Treat them like shit.
They love it.
Apparently you're supposed to treat them horribly.
I've never had a relationship, but that's what I've gleaned from a thousand internet conversations and posts.
If you can't get a local gf from where you live, why don't you get one from the third world?
>>28072978
Because I live in a Third World country.
>>28072991
yeah
what he said
original
I did.
Originality.
How many boxes of over the counter sleeping pills would it take before you vomitted them up? One? Two?
Sorry for the weird question.
>>28072977
if you're gonna kys do it another way, pills are always harder to do it right
>>28072977
over the counter sleeping pills are basically just benedryl
won't do shit
>>28073026
Wouldn't a couple of boxes knock you out?
>Tfw all you fucking have in life is vidya
>All your friends surpass you in every game apart from the ones with shitty PC
>Tfw your last form of entertainment reminds you that you're not good at anything in life
>Practice more and more everyday
>Still fail to surpass shitty friend who doesn't know what he's doing and just spamming random shit
>Why even fucking live when you're as hopeless as me?
I could at least be good at drawing,singing,writing or school. Nothing.Fucking nothing. I'm so worthless it's not even funny.
Just give up, this is our lot in life.
start cheating in vidya if its first person shooter or something, then you are better at least but its unfair of course but who cares
fuck this describes me so well
>>28072945
>Anon, I'm cookin dinner tonight. What do you want? I'm not makin any frozen crap.
>>28072838
Is that peppers in his left hand, hahaha
Wait till he has to pee
>>28072838
I'll have some sausage, please.
>>28072838
stir fry peppers and tofu extra spicy please and thanks
a tossed salad would be welcome as well
I, Pope Pepe, 5th of my name, have arrived to absolve you of your sins. Confess to me your most wicked transgressions and I shall see to it that your path to Heaven is cleared. Amen
>>28072732
I pretend to be important on /r9k/ but am really a 400 pound microdick faggot that has delusions of being Pope Pepe. I'm also OP
>>28072766
/thread
One and done
One time when i was a kid I peed my pants and hid it under my moms bed. She said her room had a faint piss smell for a while but she didnt notice them after two months. Then she beat me. She has PTSD now so i feel bad
>there are robots on this board right now who are UNIRONICALLY pro-life
It's not human until it exits the womb, get over it
>>28072716
If I shove you into a woman's womb, can I murder you without any repercussions?
>>28072759
for sure my man
>>28072759
Sure, knock yourself out.
Is there any chance I could still end up with a woman that looks like this?
>assuming I know you
>>28072677
>Is there any chance I could still end up with a woman
no
>wanting a titcow gf.
I live near my towns highschool and recently some fucking Mexican kids keep breaking into my garage. I want to fucking blow their brains out but they have to be threatening me for me to even do anything. It's such a bullshit law. That stuff has more worth to me than any of their lives.
>>28072668
Where do they keep breaking in anon?
>>28072715
I mean like the big door, window, where?
>>28072715
I only have 1 door besides my garage door and they broke the lock while I was at work.
My gf insists in going out today but I want to stay home and watch movies.
Who else /robot with normie gf/ here?
>have gf
>be robot
you can choose only one, retard
>>28072596
My roastie gf wants me to go out and I just want to pay sky rim.
>normies are unironically browsing r9k
You don't need gf anons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVrUY-I8jHg
>>28072559
Once again the normalfag fails to understand it's not just about sex.
>>28072588
About what ? Women have no soul poor cuck
>>28072559
lol you must be cut with a dead, dried up dickhead or something, i am uncut and sex even with a chick i don't care about feels like 800% better than a wank m8, blowing a fucking load while experienced girl is sucking your dick is fucking amazing
