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ITT: Hard truths you can't accept
>all child actors are raped and/or molested. no execptions.
WHY! THEIR ONLY CHILDREN! IT'S SO UNFAIR! THE ELITE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
>>28069627
Fucking horrible. Even if it's something as ''tame'' as being forced to sit on some old pervs lap. They might not even fully realize it themselves. Why does it seem like all old, powerful men are pedos?
>im the only person that's not retarded
>I don't want to go to all the trouble of dating and romance, but in all likelihood my hobbies won't be able to keep me happy my whole life
Would you prefer to be a top alpha but die in your early 30s or a beta?
Top alpha Brad Pitt looks fucking creepy.
>I'd rather die like a man than live like a coward
- Tupac Shakur
I sure am glad that the homosexual connotations of our musings are becoming more overt by the day.
>brother is unattractive, had one HS gf who cheated on him
>he's your typical "good boy" too, didn't start drinking until a few months ago
>hasn't kissed or had any sort of physical/emotional connection with a girl for the past 6 years
>is 24 now, lives with parents
>went to a concert on his own last night
>on his way back decided to stop at a strip club for the first time in his life
>blew FIVE THOUSAND dollars on strippers and champagne
>he called my parents to get him out of the deal because his card maxed out
>oh, by the way, my parents are the most Christian couple ever
>they are beyond angry
>woke up, found out about all of this, will probably suffer collateral damage even if I don't live home
Why are older brothers such fucking retards. Why are virgins so desperate for female company
FUCK
>>28069515
maybe your parents were super-strict
he lost his sanity
we all risk that
you know, it's hard to be the good guy when you see all that injustice in the world. Eventually you go 'fuck this shit' and lose control
>>28069645
Yeah but that's 0 to 100. I mean fuck, he's a good Christian boy with good Christian values and all of a sudden he blows money he doesn't have on strippers.
>>28069718
its the alcohol. my older brother is the same type of man child. despite being very obese he is always smiling and laughing somehow even thought he is disgusting. gets hammered any opportunity then turns in to a complete retard. he even ordered a escort then passed out one night. the escort left after seeing my my mom and dad come to the door. i was just like who are you?
You, my kind sir, have won the internet.
IGN comments were so cringe
>>28069441
Oh man you just triggered that guy.
>>28069441
>Thank you sir, you are a gentle man and a scholar
I don't want to talk to people who do anything other than watch anime and play Dwarf Fortress anymore.
Don't post in this thread unless these are the only two things you do.
I also breathe,eat, poo and jerk off
>>28069379
What's dwarf fortress anon? My bf plays video games a lot but I don't know much about them because I'm not a guy lol...
>zombies nerfed
>caverns nerfed
>resources x1000
>training has dwarves at all legendary combat abilities within a year
why do i still play this stupid fucking brainless game
don't forget:
>dwarves don't actually do work anymore and just fuck around and dance
i want to die
Is Bojack the ultimate robot?
>despite getting laid or having money or being famous, he cannot be happy, cannot let go of his past
>hates himself
>doesn't know why he goes on
>manages to fuck everything up every time
>"I need you to tell me I'm a good person."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45a1NTArG-g&ab_channel=flyersfan28
>>28069316
>ultimate robot
>gets laid
nah, don't think so
>>28069316
Hope they bring that back...
Fuckin love that show.
When I was six years old I asked my friend's dad to wipe my ass.
>>28069303
Thanks for making a robot chuckle.
>>28069303
Did he?
muted for 2 secs
>used to yell for my mom to come wipe my butt in public spaces when i was old enough to do it myself
I need to start collecting something to give my life some meaning, any ideas?
>>28069200
>I need to start collecting something to give my life some meaning, any ideas?
diseases/illnesses
Anything you're interested in? I like beer so I collect beer labels, for example.
collect criminal convictions
Frozen's writers: "Hey, I just wrote a story encouraging young girls to express their inner selves instead of being cold and distant!"
Stefan Molyneux: "Actually, your story was a projection of your own insanity designed to train young girls to be vain narcissists with uninhibited self-restraint who feed off society's tax dollars."
>>28069176
>tfw writing story about Fascist Arendelle under Keiser Adolf Fjelde who comes to power after marrying Elsa
Feels National Socialist, komraden
>>28069176
>>28069329
Wait what? I've never seen the film, but what are these underlying messages?
>>28069329
>implying Elsa isn't a dyke
wew
how would you feel over a woman dominating you?
Is she going to be the one to ask me out? If so I'm perfectly ok with it.
>>28069164
>how would you feel over a woman dominating you?
Why, are you offering?
>>28069164
I would love that as long as it doesn't involve my butthole.
Wish a fem"bot" would consensually rape me.
> be me
> 26 years old
> never had a gf
> enoghis enough
> start jogging, cycling
> lose 60 lbs
> from borderline obese to borderline underweight
> buy stylish clothes
> still unable to get a gf or any kind of social life for that matter becuase of autism
> mfw
>>28069162
Love that music video
That's because you still have a bitch attitude.
Looks without personality is meaningless. Either get a personality or learn to fake it like all those douchebags.
>>28069269
yeah if you like electroswing
>girls are bad people
/r9k/ BTFO
>>28069068
>If I was single
>Translation: If I weren't dating Chad, I'd totally go out with a confident fat guy
Its free to say this sort of shit
Implying she wouldnt jump relaxed chads dick first chance she got
>>28069068
Girls aren't inherently bad people but they are people. They care for their own needs and that usually doesn't include the general /r9k/ userbase.
Other than that, words are free. Proof is me replying to your thread.
Hey, I'm most probably gonna die in a month or so. I want to use the time to the full extent to read/watch all the shit I've been interested in and need pro tips to stay awake. Only thing I thought of was coffee and keeping the window open, so it's always a bit chilly and fresh.
>Hey, I'm most probably gonna die in a month or so
story?
energy drinks maybe
>>28068973
amphetamines
this is an ORIGINAL comment
We all know what vaginas look like, what about the taste? soc was no help
they taste like skin with a slightly metallic flavor. i've never had a bad tasting one fortunately.
Slightly coppery and kind of like very watery milk
depends...
one time it was reminiscent of old waffles
>disagree with someone
>get called a roaste
three times today, and ive only been on /r9k/ for an hour
>>28068870
Roasty mad?
Put on your burqa, slut
let me hug you sweetie
no need to listen to these neanderthals you need a real nice guy like me
Toasty toasty is being a little boasty.
