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How is she so good at sex? Never seen anyone with those kind of moves and fuck skills
>>28068494
Because she fucks a lot.
>>28068494
is this belladonna?
>>28068679
It is
Bloc for the robit
ITT post the oldest pic you saved from 4chan.
>inb4 newfag reeee
>>28068401
The oldest I have in my phone.
>>28068460
2012-ish?
This is an original comment.
I've saved and deleted pics again and again
Myself, I've found myself using "absolute retard" again and again. Not just a simple retard, an absolute one.
I still use "fucking faggot" cause I live in 2005
I like to use "mongo" sometimes
"Are you Violently retarded" is my current favorite
>tfw you watch a happy anime & its a happy lovey dovey ending & you feel happy inside
>tfw you dont have someone to talk about animus with
>>28068176
>tfw you can't watch anime
>tfw you get depressed when you do
>tfw you'll never be a qt3.14 catgirl
>tfw you'll never have friends
>tfw nothing that ever happens in anime will happen to you
>tfw even neet robot protagonist looks better than you
> tfw you can't watch/read anything with romance or sex in it,because the jealosy makes you immediately turn away from digust
>>28068197
What are you reading right now, fampai?
Who /peeinshower/ here?
>>28068118
I thought that was the norm. Every guy I know does this
>>28068118
Every morning before my 30 minute drive to work
>>28068118
Who doesn't?
Also foreskin piss bubble.
Do you have a driver license /r9k/ ?
>>28068063
Yes, but I bike 30 miles to and from work every day.
You're nothing if you got no cardio
Yes i do, although it's suspended for 11 months.
Yeah and my mommy lets me use her second car.
>mfw my parents want me to quit weed and start taking antidepressants again
>mfw that shit never fucking worked and one smoke session sets me straight and makes me blissfully happy for 36 hours
>mfw prozac, zoloft, lexapro, and others have just given me mind fog and have sapped my desire to live and enjoy anything
FUCKING JUST
WHY CAN'T I JUST SMOKE WEED FOR MY DEPRESSION
>>28067965
If the weed is working why do they want you to quit?
>>28067965
DUDE WEED LMAO
JOPM[HIPO'IOHL;IKOLH;'
>>28067987
Because of the fucking memes surrounding the drug. See >>28068014
They think it's just for stoners and cancer patients.
>tfw trying to lose weight to have body like pic related
>literally no progress made despite trying to focus more on cardio
2 years later you're STILL doing this shit?
>>28067887
lift you fucking pussy. you can cardio all you want if you have no muscle to show it wont show
>tfw make music like pic related
>literally no progress made despite singing and dancing everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EnWEsQDoZI
Anyone else here babyface?
I'm 19 and 6'2 but I literally have the face of a 13 year old, I don't know what's wrong with me.
>>28067858
grow a beard faggot
>>28067868
I can't obviously
22, get told i look like i am 17. Last i heard is i should take it as a compliment.
>you will never have her
i can literally feel my will to live slip out of me whenever i think of this
i just collapse
>no bondagefu
Please kill me.
>>28067850
Thx robobro,now I feel pain.
>I will never have him
Too autistic even as a girl to find someone
Are boobs hard?
I've a virgin but not hugless or kissless. One thing I've noticed with hugs is that boobs are actually firmer than I expected. Smaller ones feel kinda like tennis balls pressing against your chest. It's not as soft and comfy as I imagined.
I thought boobs were really squishy?!
I've never felt one, can someone describe them?
The probably felt hard during hugs because of the bra. If the bra has padding and underwire it'll feel had a heck. Also if she had a boob job they will be hard. If you get the opportunity to get under the bra they are squishy and less perky than when in bra.
>>28067823
No, boobs are squishy soft. If they felt firm it was probably her bra.
My breasts are kinda mushy but firm enough to grab. Not like gelatinous. If a girl is wearing a super padded bra, they will be hard. Actual boobs are mushy.
What are your goals and dreams robots?
I'm not sure what I want out of life.
A normal life seems mundane and boring, but on the other hand dying somewhere in ditch following orders is not even that better.
>>28067773
i have wanted to be a bank robber since i was a kid.
the idea of living on the run and having to answer to nobody is really appealing, sadly im too steeped in my own anxiety and self-loathing to work up the courage to do it
>>28067799
sounds fun if you have dedicated friends and plan to do it ocean's 11 style, otherwise it's just suicide
>tfw got no dreams
>tfw got no goals
>tfw no matter how hard I try, i can't find anything to believe to
Have you posted memecat today?
Celebrate memecat heritage by posting memecat as often as you can.
Bump!!!!!!!34
Please help memecat become memeking
Please guys I'm fucking autistic so you must realize how important this is to me
>dropped out of college due to not feeling good 2 weeks ago
>suddenly stopped talking to my only friend, haven't opened WhatsApp in 2 weeks
>living the NEET life
>feeling better but still hopeless and sad
>going to kill myself if I don't fix my life in 5 months
2 years of depression lads fucking hell. How am I still alive?
Post your bad feels
>>28067727
>Post your bad feels
You have posted them already.
>dropping out of college
You fucked up.
>>28067827
I was failing anyway and I would have killed myself a lot sooner if I'd have stayed there.
Dropping out of college just prolonged my life by a few months my good lad
Just a reminder that he was a virgin because of his personality. Not his looks. Not because society was against him.
He just never tried anything and expected a girl to come to him and love him forever.
We was delusional and sick in the head.
I still feel sympathy for him. We all know his feels.
>>28067645
>normies actually believe this
JUST BE YOURSELF
>>28067645
He's ugly, though.
I feel sorry for anyone who thinks that's attractive
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