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Who /literallydying/ here?
Brain tumor, at most i have 4 years to live.
>inb4 go travel or something
It's not easy to do that when you know you're going to die.
Become a supreme gentleman.
>>28062952
Time to
>CHIMP
>OUT
>>28062952
>It's not easy to do that when you know you're going to die.
Everyone's gonna die friend.
Would you rather die a virgin or be a self hating cuck who was treated like shit by women?
>>28062911
I am a Christian, and I see Christian men using self degrading humor all of the time. It really pisses me off
>>28063252
I think you're just a cynical manchild who needs to learn to take a joke
>>28063270
how is calling yourself shit "a joke"?
Are there 3D girls who are cute and live like pic related?
Is it just a dream?
Yep, checking in. I'm a godamn horder and my mum hates it.
No. People make this stuff because they wish there was. Women are gross, promiscuous beta orbit-hordering psychopaths.
>>28062868
Maybe there's some 50 year old meth addict with kids but anything you could be attracted to?
No. You're fantasies are retarded.
My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do...
I just fucking hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its corpse. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.
then kill! Kill motherfucker Kill! Kill motherfucker Kill! Kill motherfucker Kill! Kill motherfucker Kill! Kill motherfucker Kill! Kill motherfucker Kill! Kill motherfucker Kill!
>>28062804
You really doing it?
>>28062804
JUST bee careful.
>Buy box of condoms even though virgin
>Decide to just try wearing one for a day on my penis
>Been doing this for the past two years now, every morning i put on a condom and go to work
Anybody else have some weird habits?
you put a condom on your flaccid dick?
do you take it off and put it back on when you have to piss?
I don't believe you.
>>28062777
You went to a christian school, didn't you?
>>28062777
isn't this from an episode of south park?
fuck off OP, if you're going to make a thread at least come up with the material on your own
Who's the best tripfag and why is it Pizza?
Literal nonames like eggman, JLH, yourbiggestfan, eliza, laoche, vyro, doj, samson and eeyore need not apply
>>28062767
who? and how can a woman not be a normalfag? wtf?
>>28062838
>pizza
>woman
>>28062838
>woman
Pizza is a tranny who spends his time pandering to right-leaning 4chaners so Daddy might love him one day.
That is, when he's not busying getting fucked by normies better than her orbiter group.
>be me
>go on antidepressants
>become really horny all the time cause depression is gone
>they raise the dosage
>can't cum anymore
This is torture just end it now pls
Change your prescription then.
>can't ejaculate
>engage in sex with prostitute
>fuck her for the arranged time
>can't ejaculate, go limp
>demand refund
Easy Sex Easy Life
at least when you get off the anti depressants your orgasm will be mind blowing
Can someone post porn where a qt girl says I love you a lot and is very caring... p-pls..
I don't know any porn like that but...I love you anon
fuck u anon ur a spic
What you need to watch is an ASMR girlfriend roleplay.
>tfw you will never live in Ancient China and get to fight along with your princess
fuck. born in the wrong time
>>28062688
>fight along with your princess
>implying women would fight
not anywhere but in the movies
Didn't know women in ancient Asia wore lipstick.
>>28062746
women wore lipstick and makeup since 100000 years ago
This motherfucker brutally butchered over a dozen people for shits and giggles, but because he's attractive he gets a flock of fangirls who thought he was just a misunderstood soul.
Life really isn't fair.
No it's because he's the Nightstalker, and serial killers attract groupies just like any celebrity.
>>28062615
If only they knew his mouth was so fucked up, like brown rotting teeth and breath that smelled like swamp ass.
>>28062615
It's because he's "famous" not because he's attractive (he really isn't that good looking anyway)
Should a woman be punished for having adultery or cheating?
No, because a woman isn't the property of any man and it would be oppressive to control a woman's sexuality. Most men should be glad that a woman is willing to give birth to their child(ren), or else that's the end of your genetic legacy.
>>28062618
>because a woman isn't the property of any man
But you're wrong.
>>28062563
>28062563
yes, because whores used to be burned at the stake
all three of my only friends havent talked to me for a week because of a monopoly game
I bought a ton of cheap properties and bought most of the houses and decided to not upgrade to hotels
effectively negating them from upgrading any of their property
after an hour of them going around the board and slowly losing everything they demanded me to upgrade to hotels and I refused they all just walked out
maybe it was mean but I really hate monopoly and they play it all the time
I know that feel desu OP
2 years ago I played a game of cards with a friend and the loser had to die and my friend lost so he died
He hasn't spoken to me ever since
>>28062690
jesus christ i found this bullshit funny
something is wrong with me
>>28062557
You should just introduce them to a better game, like hop-skotch or jacks.
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SHE IS SLEEEEPING
I don't get what's going on in this thread. Also I'm hungry
>>28062564
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKER YOU SCREWHEAD
>>28062593
No. I want to shit post
Why haven't your just bought a meiki plush doll yet?
photo of backside
>>28062521
Why haven't you just bought a girl for a night or better yet why not just put more effort into meeting someone like you? That doll looks fucking awful and fake pussy is awful.
>>28062561
i have a girlfriend though
1 year oneitis just broke it off with me, give me 1 reason not to end it
>>28062483
love is a social construct, fool
i just got back together with my oneitis after a year apart and a horrible breakup with him and after all this time away it feels like a shitty friendship
basically how married people describe marriage
it's in ur head fucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GXPd0fnpKw
Life has no meaning
>>28062483
Love's just a spook
