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>tfw got called out for being latino by a bunch of Negroes

FUCK MY SHIT UP

haven't been outside for days and when I do go out I get treated like a bitch.
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What area, fampai?

Also,
>calling someone out for being born as a certain race
Fucking niggers, man. And white people are the "problematic" race?
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>>28061357
To be fair, I've seen every race do it.
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>>28061357
currently in SC, lived in Mississippi before, never really suffered racism until Trump went full fucking blast on Mexicans.

Hello there robots, drinking alone outside my house listening to some music. Usually when I'm sober I feel better in my loneliness, but a few drinks get me a bit sociable, anyone wanna talk about anything? Weather, music, my shit taste, your day? I just don't like feeling so alone.
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Anyone wanna talk?
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>>28061286

If you could have anything in the world, what would it be? Fancy house in the Japanese countryside? Cabin in the middle of a forest? Qt wife and a kid or 2? What? (You can choose multiple things)

>tfw all I do is daydream about how nice the world could be
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>>28061343
For my ideal home, I would love a home here in California, not too far away from a major city, but enough that my hypothetical kids could run around and be happy with my German Sheppard dog they would raise from a puppy. Always wanted some chickens since those animals just amuse me. Nice two story home with enough space to never feel cramped, nice big yard, and never have to worry about anything fucking up my kids. All to go along with a very loving wife. I'm too ugly to ask for anything like a model, but I just for someone not horribly disfigured, with the the ability to enjoy or tolerate my hobbies, loyal, loving. Something like that.

What about you kind stranger?

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>tfw got addicted to alcohol instead of weed

fuck. alcohol sucks family, and it wrecks your shit. smoke weed instead.

t. alcoholic
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That's actually quite obvious, tbqhwy family.
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>>28061272
but what happens when you can't find weed?
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>>28061299
>can't find weed

what's it like living on the moon?

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>gf texts me
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Oh this bait again :'( fine i'll take it

>Has gf

reeeeee
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dghdshdfhxfhh
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>bf makes me sandwich and brings it to me in bed because I just sprained my ankle

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MEMECAT APPRECIATION THREAD

GO!!!
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COME ON GUYS WHY ISNT MEMECAT A FUCKING MEME YET THIS IS BULLSHIT
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BUMP BUMP COME ON LETS MAKE MEMECAT A THING.
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DONT LET THIS DIE

Where do you lie on the optimism-pessimism spectrum, /r9k/?


https://web.stanford.edu/class/msande271/onlinetools/LearnedOpt.html


Post your results and thoughts in the thread!


Why does it matter?


The analogy is as such:
Smoking is to lung cancer as pessimism is to depression.


"Twenty-five years of study has convinced me that if we
habitually believe, as does the pessimist, that misfortune is our fault, is
enduring, and will undermine everything we do, more of it will befall us
than if we believe otherwise. I am also convinced that if we are in the grip
of this view, we will get depressed easily, we will accomplish less than our
potential, and we will even get physically sick more often. Pessimistic
prophecies are self-fulfilling."


"Many things in life are beyond our control-our eye color, our race, the
drought in the Midwest. But there is a vast, unclaimed territory of actions
over which we can take control-or cede control to others or to fate. These
actions involve the way we lead our lives, how we deal with other people,
how we earn our living-all the aspects of existence in which we normally
have some degree of choice. The way we think about this realm of life can actually
diminish or enlarge the control we have over it. Our thoughts are not merely reactions to
events; they change what ensues."
What if the traditional view of the components of success is wrong?


What if there is a third factor-optimism or pessimism-that matters as much as talent or desire?


What if you can have all the talent and desire necessary-yet, if you are a pessimist, still fail?


What if optimists do better at school, at work, and on the playing field?


What if optimism is a learned skill, one that can be permanently acquired?


"Pessimists can in fact
learn to be optimists, and not through mindless devices like whistling a
happy tune or mouthing platitudes ("Every day, in every way, I'm getting
better and better"), but by learning a new set of cognitive skills."
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Indeed this is my result, I became a pessimist in high school, believing it to be a more rational and realistic paradigm (god I sound like a faggot fedora-tipper) but apparently that shit had a lot of baggage to go with it that I don't want to deal with any more.


A further quote:

"In general, depression is a disorder of the "I," failing in your own
eyes relative to your goals. In a society in which individualism is becoming
rampant, people more and more believe that they are the center of the
world. Such a belief system makes individual failure almost inconsolable.
Individual failure used to be buffered by the second force, the large
"we." When our grandparents failed, they had comfortable spiritual furniture
to rest in. They had, for the most part, their relationship to God,
their relationship to a nation they loved, their relationship to a community
and a large extended family. Faith in God, community, nation, and the
large extended family have all eroded in the last forty years, and the
spiritual furniture that we used to sit in has become threadbare."
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That test should be renamed
>Are you honest or dishonest?
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Some of these questions were really fucking weird

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How far have we fallen? First they came in small numbers, "we are few and peaceful can we stay?". Then there are more and it gets worse, "we need to have cyborg threads and normie safe threads!". Now, "WE ARE HERE TO STAY, GET OVER IT YOU VIRGIN LOSERS!". No different than the islamic scourge these normies ruin everything sacred then tell us their god of sex, partying, and social interaction is our new god. Fuck off.
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>>28061185

back to /pol/ with you now.
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>>28061209
Fuck off, you wouldn't have an issue with this unless...
>normie
REEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT
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OP how old are you buddy

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How do I get medical help for my depression and social anxiety?

I'm in burgerland so my health insurance is shit and I'm poor.
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have a family member commit you to a mental hospital for evaluation
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>>28061159
>go to a lunatic asylum

No I just want to be prescribed meds from a normal doctor
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>>28061200
then start yelling at cars in traffic, the police will pick you up and send you to a doctor

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Who /Molly/ here?

I'm feeling great! Join me for a drug thread, friends! What are you doing tonight?
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>>28061128
i'm on 4 10/325 norcos
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>>28061138
What does this mean and how does it feel?
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>>28061128
I would never ever touch molly.
That shit is more stepped on than coke and heroin

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>tfw no frequent flyer bf
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>>28060999
post you your face
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>>28060999
tfw when beta but no girl to orbit
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>>28060999
ugly brown boy, fuck off

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Who /notfull/ here?

Ate a lot, but I still want more...
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>hungry
>try to eat just a little bit
>dont feel like eating at all
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>>28060982
is this a belly gf thread? or just about eating?
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>>28061017
Either or. I'm a dude who wants a belly gf, but also is a hungry stuffer myself

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ITT: things that violently trigger normies

>being a successful man with a high income that won't let a roastie into his life
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i never realized how ridiculous that picture is until just now
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>>28060964
Go be a delusional MGTOW somewhere else
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>not owning any social media
>living alone
>owning guns
>owning land/not a post chad in suburbia

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WHO DA FUQK UP?!?!

SMASH D@T LIKE NIGGA
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12am is real nigga hours?
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1:07 AM.

shiggggg
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>>28061025
it's real nigga hours if u juggin
u /juggin/?

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If i buy a hooker do i lose my robot status ?
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Probably not.

Being a robot doesn't mean not being a virgin, especially if you had to pay to lose it
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>>28060894
Who do you think is the main clientele for hookers?
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It doesn't change the fact that nobody ever chose you. Nobody ever wanted you. Nobody ever accepted you.

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>Laugh to myself because chad dropped out of college
>Gets a $100,000 job at his uncles firm

They literally always win, how do we stop them?
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>>28060819
you
C A N T
A
N
T
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>>28060819
We don't. The only way to win against chad, is to become chad yourself.
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>>28060819
You know how :3

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