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Erectile dysfunction feels anyone?
>be me last nught after finally becoming 18
>meet 20 year old qt through tindr
>7/10 kinda chubby but real cute
>we end up making out in her bed and its obvious what's gknna happen next
>still a virgin and I let her know
>she doesn't mind at all and really wants to bang
>suddenly realize I'm not hard
>I can't get it up past half chub
>she even tries sucking me off and still nothing
>I ended up fingering her and eating her out the whole night
>tfw cucked by my own penis
>>28067098
use Viagra or something man. I mean jesus, just tell her you forgot something and then go to the fucking store and buy some.
That's not erectile dysfunction, that's nerves because it's your first time. Nearly everyone gets that or are unable to actually cum their first time.
>>28067137
HAHAHA
BETAFAGS
No. No one has this problem
It's because you fap to too much porn
>See a female poster on r9k
>See guys posting pictures of their bodies
>She only goes after the guy that looks like a complete chad
>See the same in other threads
>Only replying and asking contact details of "robots" who look, act, or talk like complete chads
>Those robots that are in bands etc..
how can they claim to be lonely when they only go after the 20% of men?
this just in, girls who are swarmed by men go for the most interesting ones.
wooooooooooow, what surprise
damn dude that sounds rough. i dont understand why women would only pursue attractive men
>>28066993
>>28066989
But they are ugly themselves, overweight, and majority of the time have nothing going for them but think they are worthy enough for a boyfriend because they will do the following and have nothing ore to offer but;
>Give sex
>Cuddle
Who here /doesn't have a job and it feels bad, man/
who here /bastardized a meme that was already shit to begin with/
Enlist
lmao just go outside and go to the job factory and get yourself a job you lazy fuck it's literally that easy
>there are people being diagnosed with cancer every day
Fucking REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! There are so many people with cancer, but I'm not one of them?! I hate you stupid cancer cucks!
you're just going to have to die slow like everyone else
The cancer rate of the U.S is like over slightly under or slightly over 50% right now lol, half our current population is probably going to be dead within the next 2 decades.
>>28066848
>over slightly under or slightly over 50%
literally wat
How do I make my parents proud of me?
At the very least, how do I get my father to stop calling me a fuck-up every other time I call home?
>>28066810
Become really good at something (that is not vidya or animu) and move out
Also I want to live in Finland
Depends how old you are OP
If you're an adult male thats in his mid 20s, id assume your father would be happy you were working a full time job and supporting yourself no?
If you're in college he probably just wants you to not pick a shit degree and get a good GPA.
>>28066810
Tell us your current situation, lad.
>Where do you live?
>Are you a NEET?
>Any hobbies?
>Do you have any plans for the future?
>Do you have a degree?
>How old are you?
Be honest now, or else we wont be as helpful
>I'm at my best mates house
>He's been arguing with his gf (my oneitis)
>He's gone over to hers to break up with her, and left me at his hosue
>Pretty sure he's balls deep in her instead right this second
Weird feels right now
>>28066803
if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but agrillaint one
>>28066803
>his gf (my oneitis)
Christ. I do not miss puberty.
>>28066988
Fucking, this guy knows whats up
How do I find someone to be my girlfriend's sexual boyfriend?
I'm her emotional boyfriend and right now we've tried 6 guys to be her sexual boyfriend but none were good enough.
just let her open a tinder account and she can have as many sexual boyfriends as she wants then
wow man that must bee very hard. make sure to stay supportive of her because I am sure she is struggling.
>meet gf's sexual bf
>he's mean and patronizing to me
>tell him to cut it out when he and my gf start making joking about how my penis must be small
>says he'll beat me up if i ever talk back to him again
>emotional gf threatens to break up with me if im "mean" to her sexual bf again
>almost 11pm
>cold outside, window open a crack
>wrapped up in a blanket, over head
>watching anime
>hot tea
>listening to Mono
>feeling happy for the first time in a long time
Who /comfy/ here?
I was thinking about playing Dark Souls 3, but I remember I'm up to the catacombs and that's not comfy..
get a blunt weapon like the club, the skeletons fall apart makes them super easy to kill
>>28066727
Thank you, friend, I'll try that right now.
>>28066691
I wish I could draw, the anime girls with the drawing pads look so damn comfy.
http://efukt.com/21367_Cuck_Has_Second_Thoughts.html
Man hires a bull to fuck his wife, then gets upset halfway through the act.
>>28066675
Not going to wathc that video, but that's good for him, that he may wake the fuck up and realize what the fuck he is doing
>>28066778
They show a photo 20 years later with his wife and kids. Some of his kids are black.
>>28066675
I'm pretty sure this has happened to like 50% of this board's userbase.
top kek
Is receiving anal the new rite of womanhood? Everyone's doing it.
>no boy will ever kiss your backdoor and make it feel good
tfw
What the fuck is a 'rite of womanhood'?
I'm straight but I've always been incredibly tame in my sexual interests, but I'm starting to get more degenerate and I don't like it, because I keep seeing the female butthole on here and I'm starting to like it.
H-hello, Anon senpai. What do you think of my dance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKR7f63alAk
>twintails
at least she's cute
dat pantyhose tho
Reminds me of this fine album
>>28066573
>"it's ok i guess''
>go back to playing on SP
>10 years later look back on this moment as a KHHV
>"D-did she like me?"
>check her fb profile, she's in a relationship
SSSSSSSSSATURDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS
WHAT ARE YOU
>playing
>eating
>watching
>drinking
>fappan
>feeling
>>28066546
>dota probably
>nothing
>finishing fist of the northstar
>nothing
>you dont want to know
>not much
>sleeping on dog piss couch
>got no money spent it on food and a new phone
>don't gotta computer right now
>want heroin
>>28066713
>you dont want to know
I want to know
What would happen if a girl got raped by this guy?
It wouldn't be called rape
She'd call the cops so they could track him down, then she'd ask for his number so they can go on a second date.
>>28066495
I bet my virginity that this guy loves cock.
Fembots. Do you get along with your dads?
>>28066494
My dad raped me as a kid so no
>be virgin male
>pretend to be female
>respond to threads like these
>some other stupid virgin bases his views of females on responses
>>28066494
yes. i get on very well with both of my parents. why do you ask?
sharise queen of 4chan here
ama
how much money do i have to donate before you accept my love for you?
>>28066481
which bros would you take on a quest
>>28066481
>>28066501
I want to know this too.
:^)
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