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Does anybody want to be my lewd friend on steam? We can fap together while sharing 2D porn
tell me a bit about yourself first?
B O Y P U S S Y
give me $5/hr
>steam
gay
hi /r9k/, i live in a city with lots of asian qts, but they are like in closed circles, and (if you're not in class with them, which i am not) the only real chance to get to know some is hitting on them or at least starting to talk to them out of the blue in reastaurants, pubs, bars or on the street.
i like to think of them like deers frightened of trucks' lights, so let's make the robot guide to successfully hit on asian grills and help your fellow anonbot to fulfil his life-long dream
What the fuck are you talking about? Why are you posting here? Is this some fantasy or are you trolling?
>>28063604
This picture looks really weird. She looks like a sex doll or something.
>>28063763
>looks like
Korea, China, or Japan?
>>28063379
90% of chink bitches are ugly tbqh senpai. i prefer thick latinas, than flat slopes.
Korean
Japan
China
When considering the most attractive of each culture.
China = Korea > Japan when considering the average
Mygfis Chinese, and I think she looks pretty average for one, and I'd say she's 6 or 7/10.
they can all have gorgeous 10/10s. but like any country they have a lot of ugly people too
who here browsing 4chan with one hand in pants playing with dick / balls?
>>28063375
i usually always am touching myself, not really for a sexual pleasure but just because cocks and balls are awesome
jokes on you i have no pants on
>>28063375
Holy fuck, I was literally just doing that. Like, not even masturbating. Just sitting here fondling my dick and balls.
The word 'Neanderthal' has always made me think that NEANDER sounds just like a name a stupid nigger would name their child....
I can just picture of some black woman yelling "Neander, get yo ass back in this house before I whoop it, boy!"
>>28063357
Niggers are so stupid... They give Neanderthals a bad name..n
>>28063357
Neander Thalwun would be a nice name for a nigger
>>28063357
Gold grills trap bacteria between themselves and the teeth, which explains why niggers breath always smells like feces when they wear grills
>internet argument
>fuck this nigger up hard so hes only argument is
>"your life must be very sad ;c"
>ignores me and leaves the party after
everytime
>having such a sad life that you angrily make a thread about it
He wasn't wrong.
But you're right, that form of rebuttal is incredibly infantile.
@28063283
lmao a tripfaggot
there is your you, opinion denied
>>28063255
Was he wrong?
Are you sad? Need a hug?
>You will never experience the same happiness you did when you were with her.
I've been dating the same girl for the last five years it's kind of starting to look like it's not going to work out lately because we have different goals. It kind of isn't devastating to me though because I never had the same enthusiasm about this relationship as I did about the one.
Someone talk with me about their one like that?
>Pic related. Not the girl but one that makes me think of her.
>>28063231
You can never go back. You're different people with different lives in a different time now. I'm sorry.
>>28063248
Yeah I know. Sometimes I like to think if I could get a girl really similar though, things would be better. Like maybe just someone with a lot of the same traits with some slight improvements. Sort of like a design revision.
>Implying on virgin9k you'll find several guys that not only have ever had a relationship, but at least two, and one with a girl they really liked
i've had more than a relationship, all but one fall-backs from the ones i really liked, and even that one still ended in apathy, lies, disgusting shit emerged later, and reciprocal cruelty :')
I constantly need to be told 'I love you' or I feel worthless
Why do you need that kind of validation? Shouldn't you just feel worthless all the time?
>>28063167
Weird, my family tell me they love me a bunch of times and I feel literally nothing. The only time someone telling me they loved me would make me feel good is if I were sexually attracted to them. Otherwise it feels worthless. Like wow, familial love, that makes me feel great... yaaay....
I'm a 20 year old KHHV hikki with severe suicidal/homicidal tendencies. Shocking, I know.
Imagine how much easier your life would be if you looked like them
>>28063154
You can look like them
But some are just too lazy to put any work into their dreams
>>28063154
idk if i could deal with hating myself that much
i mean if i still had the same consciousness i have now
because i hate people like that
>>28063154
Real talk, a twink face isn't that great in life.
A handsome masculine face is much better.
Who else got /targetedbyteachers/ in high school here?
>senior year
>Environmental science teacher hated me for some reason, she was also pretty fucking weird with how she 'taught'.
>For our midterm we had to find and print out 2-3 articles on an environmental issue and come in and write an essay about it
>I'm amazing at essays and I know my topic (hydrofracking) inside and out so I feel this is an easy 95+
>I print out about 5 articles that seemed to be about hydrofracking
>Midterm is on Monday, two days before I start preparing my essay
>Turns out three of them were the same article with different titles and introduction paragraphs, one is unusable, and I believe one didn't print right
>Don't have a printer at home and can't get access to the school's before the midterm
>Ok I'll just find new articles and write them down as well as the URL, I'm sure she won't mind considering it'll save paper and there's no real difference
>nope
>she gives me a 0 on the midterm because two of my 3 articles weren't printed and instead were written down
>more than that, she gave me a referral because I "must" have been cheating because of how much outside information I put into my article
Another teacher
>Also senior year
>English teacher, a real asshole but I liked him and his class oddly enough
>you need to pass the class to graduate
>I'm often absent from school, especially when I know a teacher is going to have a "lol so RANDUM" ''''''''''FUN'''''''''''' social event/activity
>School allows 14 unexcused absences per class before you lose credit in the class
>I have about 20 absences for English but half of them I was genuinely sick for, the other half
>so I have like 10 unexcused absences in his class
>He tells me in front of the whole class if I have another absence, excused or not, he's failing me in the class
>meanwhile friend who has like 16 unexcused absences doesn't even get talked to
>teacher in HS started shit with me for not doing my homework
>meanwhile I always got the highest grades on tests and shit
Not in HS, but in elementary. That's one of the reasons I became a robot.
I was not good enough to be liked by anyone but not bad enough to be hated or enough of a nuisance for the teachers to fail me. I could hand in works months late and they'd pass me just to send me on my way.
Post about everyday bullshit in this thread. Little things that piss you off every day.
Region locking is bullshit. If I buy a fucking DVD it should work on my fucking DVD player. It shouldn't matter where it's from, I fucking paid for it. There's a special place in hell for the fucking jew who invented region locking.
People who complain about things
>>28063103
hate those guys so fucking much
Being possessed by the devil.
Have you ever spent a day just thinking?
What I mean is you do all the necessities during the day, like bathroom, drinking water, eating some food, but other than that, you spend the entire day just sitting down and thinking, letting your mind take you wherever it goes.
sometimes i think about the nukes that were dropped on japan and bawl my eyes out
i once spent a night trying to pinpoint exactly what point my life went to shit
>>28063095
lmfao desu
>tfw you dry fap most of the time
>the first fap is always nice
>the second fap is like hell for your penis, but you still want to do it because horny and already startedI'm a cutfag if anyone is wondering, so please no hate famalam
Iktfb, the third fap is even worse because the orgasm is usually so weak. I know it's not a lot for robot standards but I used to fap like four times a day minimum out of boredom until I got the self control to keep it to two at a max. Honestly the best is to fap every other day, idk why but that keeps the desire and orgasms strong for me.
>>28063058
At this point my edge cycles are so long, losing my virginity would just be a painful experience
>>28063058
Stop going for friction, get a light grip on a single bit of skin and use keep your hand on that one spot the whole time.
>It's Saturday night
>She's out taking another mans might
>>28063034
Alright.
Fag
>She's out having "fun"
>the last women you talked to was your mum
>>28063034
>He takes her to dinner
>She makes his balls thinner
>tfw /r9k/ cuckspam made me addicted to IR porn
>>28063002
>2016
>not using porn filters on your computer
Moving into the future since ads are all pretending to be content, this type of annoying spam online will only increase.
>>28063002
>liking blacked
That's the most boring shit. At least like good IR porn fag.
>>28063047
recommend something then senpai
