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>girl likes me
>like REALLY likes me
>finds any old excuse to talk to me
>keeps trying to force conversations with me on facebook
>like her back
>she's my oneitis after all
>too much of a pussy to act upon it
>shits been going on for nearly a year
>worried if I don't act time will work against me and the only chance I'd ever have of having a gf before I'm 20 will be destroyed
H E L P M E
>Gives problem
>Gives solution
>Asks for help anyhow
Help yourself, frog.
HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I HAD THE SAME THING HAPPEN AND I FUCKING BLEW IT.
IN THE SAME FUCKING WAY YOU'RE DOING.
ASK HER OUT.
NOW.
FIND SOME CUTE HIPSTER SANDWICH SHOP AND ASK HER IF SHE WANTS TO GO WITH YOU.
>>27292898
Listen to this anon the exact same thing happened to me and now she's being fucked by chad
JUST fucked up my tablet trying to revert back from Windows 10
>tfw too tech illiterate to do anything about it
>literally all I can do is just stare at the lifeless black slab
help me...
Revert back to what? Reset it to factory settings.
>>27291998
Was on Win10. I tried to restore it to factory settings via dell back/recovery software and not through Microsoft's "You can always revert back to you old OS!"
Guessing because Win10 fucked up some drivers the dell software wasn't working properly. I'm stuck on a blue screen saying "my pc needs to be repaired" and I can't get off that screen
>>27291987
>>>/g/sqt good luck op.
>boss gives me shit over my company email box being full
>tell him because Outlook is a piece of shit
>turns out it's because of the https at the front giving a security error
>show my boss my phone with the error
>he goes to remove it after telling me such
>Chrome thinks it's spank time and all of my previous searches of pure deviancy are being shown to my boss
>yank phone out of his hand and he plays it off
>my fucking face when
Should I just quit now or kill myself?
>>27291941
>keeping history of porn sites
you got that coming for you you autistic faggot
>>27291941
kill him deus
>>27291970
I fell asleep last night really late after a fap session and forgot. As I handed it to him I remembered. Should I confront him about what he actually saw? He will fuck with me and use this as leverage to mess with me so I kind of want to prepare myself.
You guys like weird shitty music
Can you rec me some more like this?
Death grips- Hacker
>>27291806
Look up "the third and final report of Throbbing Gristle OP". I listened to it for the first time the other day and I realized that its overall layout is very similar to a BoC album. Just not as many simple, fun melodies, it's more about ambience and muffled recordings of people talking. There are some fun melodies though.
Along the same lines (branching in different directions), try:
Severed Heads
Black Moth Super Rainbow
Tobacco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN39bvtMJ3s
>My hotpocket's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
>The mountain dew clouds up my window and I can't see at all
>And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your shitposts in the archive
>It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.
>>27291797
Did you know the worlds largest clit is over 12 inches long and is indeed a feminine penis
>>27291797
This doesn't fit with the original beat
2/10
>>27291797
Have you ever thought about sucking a man off? How often to do you shitpost here
Ok so the story I'm about to tell you happened to a friend and for some reason, doesn't sit well with me. I don't know what it is. Just a feeling that something was unjust.
>friend l likes girl
>orbits her
>begs her to be his gf
>she says no
>eventually changes her mind to yes
>find out from Chad friend that she only held off dating friend L so she could fuck Chad.
There's something upsetting about this but I can't put it into clear words. What's wrong with that situation someone help me figure out.
>>27291784
Bampu. This really bothers me deeply. But I'm not sure why.
It's simply greed.
The idea that she is entitled to everything and that his time is worth nothing to her.
>>27291895
Should I do something? This feels a little unjust.
> dont want marriage/kids
> not actively looking for a life partner
> cant commit anyway
wtf are you supposed to do?
how can you reach 30+ and not feel like you've fucked it all? i just don't understand how people live.. at least in your 20s you can pretend theres still time and you dont have to make a decision yet. it seems the older i get the more consequences there are to everything..
>>27291658
enjoy single life
>>27291787
doing what?
i dont really enjoy anything, i just exist
>>27291658
There's literally nothing wrong with being a lifelong bachelor. If you want your genetics to live on without the burden of kids, you could donate to a sperm bank.
>so uncle anon? are you going to buy me a present or not?
O-oy vey
>>27291632
>piercing
here is your present.
>>27291632
Why yes, I have a package for you right now.
>Have loving relationship with gf
>We've been together for 4 years
>Have a daughter
>'Fembots' call me a virgin
>They will never be loved
>They will be pumped and dumped
>Maybe they will get a beta orbiter if they are lucky
>That beta orbiter will never even love her.
>she's been cheating on you since the start of the relationships and you're blissfully unaware
>>27291536
>your daughter is gonna be a coalburner
>>27292146
>Live in rural Ireland
I doubt it.
My life might be shit, but I'm still genuinely scared of death.
The concept of not existing anymore scares the crap out of me.
>dont' want to die
>don't want to live forever
>>27291580
holy shit
fucking T H I S
>the idea of existing forever is scary as shit
>the idea of not existing is scary as shit
send help
>>27291580
>>27291794
These two post perfectly summarize how I feel.
Hold me bros
What will you do when your Chad brother decides to get married and forces you to be the best man?
I get anxious thinking about it
>>27291470
what's there to be anxious about?
I'd be happy for my brother.
What's the age difference with you and your brother?
>>27291934
>what's there to be anxious about?
Best men usually have to be charismatic and sociable. They also have to give a funny speech
>>27291470
>when your Chad brother and his wife have a baby
>have to be called uncle by a little kid
>you'll always be "my weird uncle Anon" whenever the kid speaks about his/her family
![hmm-sabertooth-wwfc7-organisation-27221798-350-350[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tssQD1N.jpg "hmm-sabertooth-wwfc7-organisation-27221798-350-350[1]")
/v/ ignored me.I just got a new PC and I need to know what games I should play. I like RPGS, simple shooters and games with complex story and characters with developed personality/background.
While we're at it, whats your favorite vidya?
>RPGS
>Simple Shooter
>Complex Story
>Characters with Developed Personality/Background
Well that scream MassEffect Trilogy to me.
Skyrim, I like to install SexLab and rape a lot of women.
>>27291386
Are the sequels any different from the first? I probably should've mentioned I HATE dealing with a team. I wanna control either just one character, or have a choice between them and swap out at a time. I don't mind having followers, but I don't want to actively manage more than one character at a time.
>Just donated 400$ to a qt streamer
>She emailed me a PERSONALIZED thank you letter and signed it "xoxo"
Feels good bros
>>27291354
twitchfu thread?
i'm following luxxbunny and imuffinsx3.
QTS.
>>27291354
You're an idiot, you know that right?
How pathetic your life gotta be if its highlight is donating shitload of money to a cam whore in exchange for her to acknowledge your existence ?
Ever since I quit drinking two months ago it feels like my antidepressants have stopped working for shit. Did I fall for the 'sobriety will make it all better' meme because right now I want to fucking kill myself
>>27291312
I have gotten fucked up blackout and made a fool of myself 3 days this week, I want to kill myself even more now.
There is no escape
>>27291815
i used to drink to mask my anxiety so i could go out, the hangovers became like comedowns and id cringe for weeks at shit i did the nights before.. after a while i just couldn't do it and i stopped going out and my friends have dispersed now
i guess i need to find new friends/hobbies but i dont really know what anyone does apart from drinking (uk here)
you know that episode of south park where stan gets depressed and everything is literally shit to him until he drinks
once you see the shitty side there's no going back,you can't just forget and ignore it.
sobriety is the world as it really is to you
idc if we're talking about alcohol or meth,falls down to the same thing,you're fucked,we both are
why do stacies blame you when you call them out on lies so much?
>talking to a stacie on snapchat, ask her what she is doing
>she says "guess"
>I respond "talking to people?"
>she says no and im the only person she is talking to
>tell her then why in the 15 minutes it took for her to reply, her snapchat score went up by 10 a minute
>"ugh, stop stalking me creep!"
>blocked
>>27291299
You're being an insecure creep. Of course shed block you.
>>27291401
second. you don't deserve her op.
>>27291401
I called her out on a blatant lie, how does that make me an insecure creep?
why would I want to talk to someone who lies over every little thing?
you must be a "fembot", your kind is so delusional. please don't post anymore in my thread.
