you fucking pussies, seriously.
you fucking jokes of a man.
get your fucking self in order and contribute something to your race.
nah I'm alright
>>27288874
I'm doing my best, OP.
It's already too late. The yellow fever train has departed and it has no brakes.
Look at her eyes, see how she looks at him? Was there ever a woman that looked at you like that?
>>27288810
>Was there ever a woman that looked at you like that?
No but I saw a fat woman look on my sandwich that way some time ago
Yeah, last night. But I had to work back from a fight and treat her with kid gloves so that her eyes turned back to that longing gaze instead of that pissed off one.
>>27288810
Some girl I know looks regularly at me like that, it's nothing special
Just being friendly and smiling
>he share the same tube of toothpaste with the rest of his family
It really isn't.
Although I live with a roommate and we have our own toothpaste, it's not an issue if you don't brush your toothbrush against the opening. And why would you, sharing or not?
>>27289003
>it's not an issue if you don't brush your toothbrush against the opening
How do you apply toothpaste then?
>>27289134
Lmfao....
what...? Do I need to make a video for this?
Dude, you place the toothpaste higher than the brush, with the opening facing downward. You squeeze enough for it to fall out onto the brush, but close it in such a manner and time that it doesn't overpour. It's less fluid than water, so this isn't difficult to do.
>girl talks to me on Tinder
>instantly stop caring about her
I dont know what is wrong with me. I keep telling myself that im waiting for the right one but deep inside i know that day wont come.
I literally think that any girl interested in me is either extremely desperate or wants to use me.
>caring about a girl before speaking to her on tindr
I've just stopped caring entirely. It hurts on the inside, but I've never had one show anything other than semi-polite vapid interest
>Bought some clothes
>Went to a barber instead of cutting my air at home
>Grew a beard
>Girls started checking me out
>Discovered that any girl i've meet is boring as fuck
Why do you guys still want a gf?
>>27288067
to briefly fill the void that is in my heart
>>27288067
>Why do you guys still want a gf
Because your mom fucks niggers
>>27288067
what makes you so interesting?
Is there any greater feel than rejecting a girl?
Getting approached by one?
>>27287775
Watching a bitch's life falling apart
>>27287920
Don't you need to get approached by one in order to reject her?
That's 2 in 1 basically
>you will never cuddle with a dragon
>you will never go on grand adventures with a loyal dragon companion
>you will never steer a dragon through aerial combat high above the clouds
>you will never ride a dragon into glorious battle
There is no salvation from this suffering.
>you will never be whisked away into an alien spaceship and have your human disguise removed, revealing that you were actually one of them all along and that you are immortal and this was all some kind of weird immersion mission
>you will never fly far away from this planet with others who are like you and know that you are truly safe, forever, and that all of the bullshit you've endured has been and only can be voluntary
>ill always be a man
>ill always have the be self-reliant and self-assured
>ill never have a nice, kind boy comfort me when im feeling vulnerable
>ill never be able to dress and act cute
>ill never be cute in feminine dresses
>ill never be small and dainty
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>you will never be a member of the city guard
>you will never stand next to your fellow guard while crossing spears to block off the door you're guarding
>you will never yell "halt who goes there" to an approaching protagonist
>you will never be tricked or killed by said protagonist during a vain attempt to stop him from entering the door
Remind me again: "why live?"
Is being a lifeguard at a small condo pool one of the best robot jobs ever?
I get paid 12-13 and just go on my phone. Nobody ever comes here, they are required to have me by law. And if people are here it's brief and everyone is friendly.
Pic is of my favorite drink
>>27287684
>athletic
>comfortable hanging around all day with his shirt of
Yeah, go fuck yourself
>>27289464
>I can't have a nice body because of muh genetics
Go away, tumblr
>>27287684
probably. and sometimes you get the milfy babes to come swim for a bit too, right?
>ingrown hair on penis
>>27287602
wait, is this actually painful, OP?
>>27287643
It will be when i open it. Otherwise it will be there forever i've had this before
>tfw herniated disk I've had for about a year or so
>tfw haven't gone to the doctor to check it out
>tfw spend six hours just laying in bed apart from the 12 hours I spend sleeping
>tfw you arent a small magical immortal plush being that serves as a life guide for a qt3.14
it would be awesome just knowing she'll never be corrupted with sex or lust because you're around and you get tonhang out 24/7
forever pure khv never felt so wonderful
I am attracted to 9 year old girls and I want to fuck Sakura-chan
>>27288985
do not sexualize sakura !
>>27289422
She sexualizes herself
>be 20-something man in a middle eastern country
>tfw have no job
>live with family in a shitty house
>can't get a girl because no money for marriage
>no other way to get some because of religious reasons
>cant even see a hot girl on the street
>no hope for the future
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>>27287561
>get paps AK47 from a wall at home
They issue guns.
>>27287561
>>foreign Chads scramble drones that kill your goats
kek'ed
>>27287885
that the US gave them for free :^)
What do you think of autistic/robot females?
>>27287476
This one makes decent music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1Pucpi8cvo
"I have this thing called Asperger's syndrome," she says. - a disorder on the autism spectrum characterised by difficulties with social interaction and idiosyncratic behaviour. "When I found out, it explained my whole childhood. I told my mum and she said, 'That's why you used to sit on the floor doing puzzles for hours!' It was the reason I was so solitary. I'd say completely inappropriate...
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Very cute. I want to be the first guy to take advantage of them.
>>27287476
they're usually shit and never end up being the same as us
autistic guys end up being alone and autistic girls end up being sluts
plus, about 90% of girls who say they have autism really don't
>person is doing thing I don't like
>tell them to stop
>they say "make me"
>can't
>>27287164
You should try doing that yourself, OP. There is literally nothing anyone can do without commiting a crime. And it'll probably make you feel pretty powerful and confident.
>>27287204
>Rape a girl
>Stop that
>Make me
>Get shot
guy:saying something you don't like
girl:stop saying something i don't like
guy:ok.JPG
Ask a guy sitting on his ass for the army anything
What do you want to do in your life?
How many people have you killed? Did seeing the sheer terror in their eyes cause you reevaluate your existence or did you get a rush out of it?
If you could only have one firearm what would it be?
Mine maybe one of those para aks with the foldable stock and shorty barrel.
all i do is sit in living room on laptop or sit on my bed and think. what do robots here like to do for hobbies?
I like to take drugs and play video games and watch anime. I wish there were other activities to enjoy.
consuming media
Playing instruments is fun
So is cooking