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We talk a lot about how feminism is shitting up the West etc but I think the real problem are all those thirsty omega males who give their money to camwhores and twitch grills. Just look at all these soc-tier threads on r9k. They come here because you faggots blow up every thread they make.
I don't know why you thirst so much after noodpix from the most average looking stock girls ever, I always see you guys run around like headless chickens just to get these girls to post their faces or whatever, not even nude sometimes. Maybe it feels more "real" or whatever when she also has a voice, I really don't know, you guys tell me. You can literally get w-h-a-t-e-v-e-r you want online but for some reason you just absolutely need pussypix from that one specific girl.
We complain that girls only want "Chad" because they have so many options thanks to tinder etc but guess what. Any guy can get whatever he wants too, it doesn't matter what your favorite type of girl is, I promise you there are at least like ten professional porn stars/camgirls/amateurs who should be your type. And if you know how to google you can find all their pics and videos. Once you indulged a little bit here and there all those girls cannot cast their spells anymore because you've seen it all before and you've seen better.
Usually I assume the thirsty ones are just too young but the guys who give money online are often STEMfags in comfy jobs and honestly, you cannot be older than 20 and still be this thirsty. You're giving them an escape route. You enable their whole lifestyle. You need to cut them off ASAP, pull the plug. I don't know what else to tell you. I don't know why people become like this.
r u girl heh can i smel u
We don't chase nudes by paying. The beta bux was a meme, and I donated some dosh to one twitch girl, and a little to Erica for jaw surgery.
But I also bought dinner today for a homeless guy that asked me because that's the kind of person I am.
Tldr- we aren't doing it for nudes.
"fembot feels" need to be permanently banned
What is your excuse? Why are you still living as a male? Why haven't you begun your transition?
Because I'm scared of what my friends and family would think of me.
>>27404981
Id rather be a beta male than a mutilated faggot
>>27404981
>Why haven't you begun your transition?
I'm too ugly and old to ever pass. I wish I could be a girl.
I've won. No matter what happens from this point on, my oneitis is a fucking Liberal Arts Major and I am not. She has been permanently #BTFO and she's only 18. This is fucking hilarious.
>>27404901
For reference, she was one of those holier than thou cunts and was Valedictorian of our Class. Every single person hated her, but I loved her, even if she was... Well, a cunt.
>>27404901
>>27405119
Cool original story, bro.
>implying women actually need to work to succeed in life
Happy Sabbath :)
>>27404799
Still Friday where I live, not saturday
Just curious, why do you believe that, if you actually do and aren't trolling? I went to this church one time who believed it but I forget why
>>27404855
It's Friday night though so Sabbath has started. I don't believe in it but my parents force me to go.
Happy Sabbath to you too anon. Can't wait for the NY convention this year.
Remember to abstain from video games and other things that'll take the Lord off your mind on our day of rest, anon.
God bless you.
(You)s are the worst thing to happen to 4chan along with archives and IDs.
If you disagree you're objective cancer.
>>27404785
I disagree
The wizardization of /r9k/ was the worst thing to happen to 4chan
and 4chan was never even good
>>27404785
(You)'re probably right but I wouldn't know because I'm a newfag
>>27404785
but how else am I meant to easily tell who is replying to my comment without a "(You)"
Who else /skippedagradethereforeautistic/ here?
>>27404750
I didn't but I was jealous of the kid who did. If I'm gonna be autistic I at least could've been as smart as that kid, but no :/
>>27404750
>skippedagrade
smartass
>>27404790
I skipped 2nd grade which gets less impressive every year.
It's 15 minute presentation and I'm not trying to freak out but it's really hard.
drink a couple shots of some hard liquor fast
>>27404699
benzo
Get autistically into your topic (works best if it's something you actually like) and sperg out. That's what I do. I'm awkward as all get up, but I've had to give 2 hour presentations for seminars before and it was no biggie at all. I just let the autism flow.
I got chewing gum stuck in my pubes
>>27404601
Nigga cut that shit off you lil NEET freaky ass
>>27404601
>having pubes
>spread peanut butter on gum in pubes
>call dog over
>have dog eat it off
>no more gum
>possible new fetish
just broke up with my 'internet' boyfriend.
ask me anything.
Wanna be my gf, I'm so lonely ;(
>>27404472
>'internet' boyfriend.
Pic related.
why the fuck did you put quotes around internet? he wasn't really on the internet?
dumb bitch
>mom found the poop stick
poop stick?
Do I dare?
i know these threads are all fake, but one time when i was like 13 i used vegetable oil as lube to jack off and i remember in the morning while i was half asleep my mom came in and found the little cup of it i was using as lube and i heard her say some shit like "what the hell is in this??"
do you think she knew
>Be comfy in bed playing 2DS
>Mommy knocks on door
>"Hey anon, I have a treat for you!"
>Bitch knows I'm busy catching Yokai
>Answer her anyways
>Regret nothing
>She smiles with a hot to-go box of crispy chicken tendies in one hand and a big bag of gummy bears in the other
>"Here's your reward for not trying to rape the babbysitter ten times in a row, hope you enjoy!"
>Damn right I will
>Munch on my tendies like they're gifts from God himself
>>27404333
>Take a look at the bag of gummy bears
>Larger than my head, woman knows how to treat her precious little boy
>Upon closer inspection notice they say "sugar-free"
>Begin to cry out in rage and hate as I shove them into my mouth by the handful
>They taste fine
>Must be some kind of misbagging, mommy gets to live for now
>Devour the whole bag like a wild animal
>Satisfied, crawl into bed for some more vidya and a nap
>Wake up, forgot to turn of 2DS and the battery is almost dead
>Figures
>Try to move, feel an intense pain and rumbling in my tummy but I'm not hungry
>>27404440
>My butt feels funny
>Slowly crawl and connect my game to the charger
>Feel a pressure like I've never felt before
>Slowly shuffle to door, the pressure is unbearable
>Try to let out a fart for quick relief
>Nothing comes
>Slowly open door
>My belly feels like a warzone
>>27404563
>Get too hasty going to the bathroom
>The war in my tummy has gone nuclear
>My anus experiences an exodus of poop like nothing humanity was ever prepared for
>Fall face forward, pressure on gut makes it worse
>I am propelled forward by the sheer force of the butthole
>horrible carpet burn, hole clean through pants
>Our periwinkle carpet is now coffee brown
>The entire house now smells like death and cheetos
>Mommy comes out to the hallway to see if everything's okay
>Slam right into her and now she's riding me like a human surfboard
Letter thread.
Write a letter blah blah blah.
Dear
>>27404238
How the fuck did this avoid the robot
t,
you don't get to just walk out of someone's life, make them worry sick, then walk back into it all of a sudden like everything is okay.
-c
>The face shapes of gay men were rated as more masculine than those of straight men.
>tfw women find gay men more masculine than you
>>27404159
Gays fuck other men. Is that not manly? It's twice the men.
>>27404159
iam on the average side but still gay
so how does this shit work exactly?
>>27404370
This.
Kissing girls is for faggots. Kissing men is for the alpha males only.
https://join.skype.com/qO2nUcXim4Rw
I will actively ban any boys or stacies, this chat is for fembots to just hang out and discuss stuff.
Please don't come in just to shitpost or meme.
>>27404122
you don't realise that one of the girls you're talking to is me pretending to be a girl :)
>>27404170
cool
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STACIES WHORES HERE THINK THEY CAN KEEP BOTS OUT
NO SUCH THING AS FEMBOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>5'11
Why me? Fucking shit genetics.
>>27404087
>5'11
>not 5'5
You don't know true suffering.
if you got hit by a bus i would laugh
fuck you, you miserable memester. 5'10" will be my cutoff for the day of the rope. anyone taller eats lead
>>27404087
You've surely got bigger problems than your height
