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I don't want to work
I really really really don't want to work
I'm stupid, I'm clumsy, I have no passion, no motivation, no desires for greatness, I just want to live comfortably and without working
I'm not good at anything, I've never been good at anything
My ideal job in live would be a househusband, where I don't have to work and all I have to do is take care of the house and my wife, but that's never gonna happen
Should I just kill myself? I seriously want to die
No one wants to work. Get over it.
>>27399987
I know loads of people who want to work. Hell, I know people who love their jobs and their lives would lose all meaning without them.
>>27399987
Then why do wagies keep insisting otherwise?
if you believe in yourself you can become anyone and have anyone
there are no limits to what the human spirit can achieve
if you truly visualize success
you can't allow doubt to get in your way
Are girls as horny as boys or is the "I'm precious" act just to raise the economic supply and demand of pussy ?
>>27399708
I don't see why it has to be an "or"
Girls can't have as much sex due to periods and pain after sex. Girls will always be at least a little less willing or less avalible to have sex.?
>>27399708
you forgot to include the supply of bucci into the equation
>tfw you're a 5'9 midget
>>27399569
>tfw only 5'11
Kill me
>>27399580
You think that's bad
>5'11.5
Everyone sees me as a fucking child
>6'2" mega-manlet
>you will never be balls deep in that booty
How do you guys sleep at night?
>>27399515
>Implying I wasn't last night
heh
>one life to live
>you were born in a way that is even slightly imperfect
Not very well. Existence knowing that you could have it better, even in the most trivial of ways, is suffering.
She's a disgusting old hag, why would you even want to be in the same country as her?
If you want to get laid, go meet women, flirt with them, make them horny, then fuck them. It's that simple. What part don't you retards get?
>tfw no dreamstime bf
gettyimages is for plebs
>>27399511
Why did you post a picture of two gay dudes for this thread? Seems odd
how do i make them not ignore me on step two
Anyone actually watch this shitty show?
All these normies watch this show and try to relate it to themselves. They think they know what life is and this show is sooooo fucking relatable to them.
Its just a fucking washed down version of how shitty life actually is for the people who actually hate themseleves. Normies dont actually know what its like to hit rock bottom. Its the shittiest feeling ever and their rock bottom is them having friends around comforting them.
They think theyre as fucking dark as the show mr robot when its really not. They think because they go out and party every weekend and they have a drug comedown that's what saddness and what this show represents.
I dont know. I have a real drug problem and I see my old friends tell me they have drug problems but weird thing is they only have a drug "problem" when its the weekend and they outcasted me because I actually have a drug problem and take things to extreme for them.
>links to the "super powerful" speeches in this show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcePJlrAgSU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYo2wtL9fsY
yeah I watch it
it's okay
kills some time
soundtrack is neat too
I'm not a diehard fan or anything
>>27399474
i quit after his druggie gf got killed
show made me laugh because they try and paint him as some collosal loser when he has a friend, a boss who cares about him, and a gf.
Anyone with a "drug problem" is a fucking normie and shouldn't be here.
I guess we know whose life is worth more.
>>27399430
What's the guys name?
>>27399450
His name is Cuck
Maga confirmed.
>go into thread on /v/
>it gets deleted
>go onto archive to see if anyone responded to my post
>see image that wasn't there earlier with a bunch of replies
>click on it
>it's CP
>immediately close the tab as soon as I realize
What are the chances of the FBI coming after me for this? I don't want to be in trouble because of a shitposter, anons.
>>27399383
Virtually nonexistent
Are you new to 4chan?
Don't download it, report it when you see it and you should be fine.
It's some sick teenager's idea of a prank. It generally only happens on B though
i'll decide if you're in trouble or not
What is happiness to you?
>>27399358
Herointherobotispointless
A cool breeze rattling through hot leaves.
The bright oppressive sun with her fiery wings wrapped around me.
The rich and dark evening sliding underneath the heels of dusk, where possibilities and paths begin to unfold.
>>27400269
That's deep, man.
Anyone else?
What's the most embarrassing thing you've been caught doing?
Masturbating my penis.
masturbating my penis
by my sister
didn't go down like any creepy fantasy though, she walked in to ask me for something, I told her to leave, she left quickly and we never talked about it ever again
>>27399341
My dad walked in one me masturbating right before we were going to church...
>tfw gf locks up your dick in a chastity device, degrades and feminizes you, and then has sex with other men in front of you while you sob quietly in the corner dressed as a french maid
Don't fall for the cuckoldry meme guys, it isn't worth it ;_;
>>27399201
>malado
geez and I thought niggers were dumb
Leave now so you have no legal obligation to the child.
Leave Jamal with child support.
See her on Maury in 2 weeks
>>27399201
>malado
not into this shit at all but how could you even get into this, dude writes on a 3rd grade level
What's the most terrible thing you've ever done?
Come to r9k
Discover 4chan
>>27399162
sucked a few cocks at a gloryhole. its so hot and still a terrible thing to do
The girl of my dreams got a BF now.
Please hold me.
>>27399058
You have to be 18 or older to use this website
Iktfb, worked on a cargo ship for a year and she found a bf while i was away
>tfw would think about her while I was doing tedious ship work
>tfw thought of her beauty got me through it
>>27399058
Its sucks, but get used to it. It will not get any better, but will just get more numb. Turn that sadness into anger and then turn that anger into hatred to get you though the day, because its sure is not going to be love that motivates you. Get a job, go to some sort of school or just learn something, make money, make success. Prove to her that she chose the wrong person, be better than the guy she chose.
AYO
*smacks lips*
Nigger Deauville senpai
Yes fine sir, how may I help you this fine day
*smiles with contempt for the negro*
NOW HOL UP
