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>>27404082
America first
>>27403953
>At no point did I say "morbid underweight", nor did I tell you to eat more.
you said "the other end". being a tad below normalweight is by no means the other end. the other end would be aneorexic.
>Sorry that you feel slighted because I indentified with you in some way. It was not my intent to trigger your delicate nature.
wow I'm very mad now, seriously if anything i pity you. your BMI is above 50. yeah, your doctor says you are healthy and all but i can only imagine what a kind of person you must be if you are able to reach that weight in the first place. do you know why I'm underweight? Because I have better things to do than stuffing myself with junkfood and actually have the proper genetics to do those things.
>starting a new thread at nearly 2am
bold move cotton, let's see if it pays off
Hi robots. Am willing to answer any question that anyone may have. Just hoping to have some interesting conversations.
how's it feel knowing that when based Bernie wins the election all the money you've stolen is going back to the people you took it from?
Can I have some money? University isn't cheap
>>27404030
Hi robot. Funny, people have been predicting revolution for a very long time now. But, the system that the United States has put in place tends to be fairly stable. There have been very, very few instances in American history where any major sorts of redistribution have taken place. Arguably the largest redistribution took place via FDR, but you'd have to admit those were pretty extreme circumstances (the Great Depression). Everyone talks about income inequality. But, that's the wrong way to look at the world. What matters is "consumption inequality." And, well, it turns out that when you take into account fiscal transfers, charity, etc., etc., consumption inequality is vastly lower than income inequality
How do I make myself schizophrenic? Seems it would be exciting as fuck and beat the monotony of my everyday existence
Have a genetic predisposition and take lots of LSD
>>27403835
this one guy got it when his wife died
its unpredictable
id just do dangerous amounts of psychedelics frequently. youl get something
>>27403835
The paranoia completely dispels all excitement you could think of.
Implying you're not a normie, imagine you didn't have a reason to dislike normies but you couldn't trust them. There goes fast food, you never know what those cunts are doing with your food, pretty much anything that goes through someone else to get to you could have been tampered with and you're stuck on a tightrope from which if you fall you'll either land in complete insanity, homeless guy with an imaginary butler and no self awareness tier crazy or you'll land on hyper self aware of possible delusions where you're not sure weather the person sitting next to you is speaking to you or if you're imagining it so you don't respond. Being schizophrenic is life sentencing you to loneliness.
>"g-girls can't be lonely"
Girls can't be lonely, you dumbass. Just open your legs and 50 guys will flock to you.
They can be lonely, yes, but not in the same way that a guy can be lonely
>meme loneliness
Post your favorite women chimping out videos or them getting put back in place.
Iron man numbers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFQK5eF_puo
Crazy ex #1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPrcMfRePvs
Crazy ex #2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-HNHBBvBn8
Wife having tantrum: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEPoO08IMog
Ex wife abusing husband: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toz-JgqhI94
Psycho ex girlfriend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWpecs_Q5_c
Angry mexican ex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAPTUsRRpcE
Crazy black ex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJUUbqQdRu8
Crazy ex#3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoiyagAzdhQ
>>27403780
what is that first video? it's hilarious
Bitches be cray
https://youtu.be/cwegMjnrdn4?t=2m52s
How come manlets also have worse proportions (on top of worse salaries, sexual attractiveness, intelligence, etc)?
How come their heads don't scale with their tininess?
Femanon here and I like manlet proportions better, more kawaii
>>27403720
Big head vs small head effect
>>27403739
But much less sexy
If a girl is ugly, is there ANYTHING she can do to make it up to you so that you'll date her/fall in love with her?
Or is your love only reserved for Staceys?
She can be a nice person that's fun to talk to. That's all I want
>>27403645
Men are attracted to a wide range of females. Look for someone that finds your atypical features attractive. Satisfy his weird sexual demands. Be a genuinely good person. Decent values.
Be loyal. Be interesting. Be less ugly.
So I wanted to make a nice skype chat, no orbiters or cucks.
Only qt effay/feminine boys, traps/trannies, or girls.
Send an email with a picture as proof of who/what you are, a brief introduction and your Skype to:
[email protected]
I will reverse image search. And may call you before adding you to the group to get to know you a little.
I want this group to work, nearly every r9k group I'm in is ruined by mentally ill boys who orbit, get cucked and become bitter, also don't spam memes or excessive images.
>>27403634
>no orbiters or cucks
>feminine boys
I thought it wasn't bait until I saw this.
>>27403634
Why not
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/cuteboys/
?
>>27403709
I'm going to ask those too.
I find I get along better with these demographics when they're from r9k.
I'm. A tranny myself desu and most of us on /lgbt/ are disgusting Staceys.
![Zootopia-Judy-Hopps-Ginnifer-Goodwin[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YyNZsA8.jpg "Zootopia-Judy-Hopps-Ginnifer-Goodwin[1]")
Fill in the blanks:
_ ____ __ ____ ___ ______.
this bunny's hips do not lie
>>27403348
I want to fuck that rabbit/bunny.
Next please.
>>27403348
>_ ____ __ ____ ___ ______.
I want u to kill yourself.
Who here has advanced eyebags/dark circles?
Pic related, eggmans ugly face.
>>27403345
This is now an eggman thread
>>27403345
I have early levels of racoon eyes but I think they actually make me look more edgy in a good way.
Hit me up with some rare eggmans
Have any of you robots seen the netflix documentary Love me?
> (pic related)
If so how did it make you feel?
Personally, this shit was soul crushing
looks like some stupid fembot shit
>>27403331
>Love Me is a character-drive narrative that follows desperate men on their quest for love through the modern 'mail-order bride' industry in Ukraine. The film highlights the complete process of finding a partner in a foreign land, showing the Western male and Ukrainian female perspectives.
>>27403393
yeah i've seen that
it ends with her asking him if he's an elephant in ukranian
Who /overlyemotional/ here?
I get emotionally attached to everything. People, places, environments, even though I'm sure most people don't even care about me. Just the fact that I'll never expeirence the things that have happened already makes me sad. I'm going to be moving somewhere new in a week and a half and I got emotional out of nowhere thinking about it. I don't know, I just always miss the past...I miss my childhood, I miss my old friends...I miss her...
>>27403301
stop using the estrogen pills and it'll go away
>>27403369
Ooh you a real manly man ain't ya??
Sick bantz my man
I used to be like that but I got so overwhelmed that I have a hard time feeling emotions other that discontent and anger
>tfw not sure if my dad even likes me
give me something for this
>dad lost three jobs over the last couple of years and had to resort to moving back in with his mom at age 50
my dad's a robot
>>27403288
whats he been doing since losing his job
I hope you feel better, anon. I don't really know what to say in posts like these.
Feels music please lads I need this.
>>27403210
Okkervil River - All the Time Every Day
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QrrEnBNnbks
Love - Alone Again Or
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cNcXFy8QTC4
K'Naan - Fatima
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gOfMDxHhi8Y
I can't find a video but The Postal Service - Nothing Better
Okkervil River again - It Was My Season
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PjLP1n3h7Vc
Actually 90% of Okkervil River
Andrew Jackson Jihad - People II: The Reckoning
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XyY7Yvx2PYA
More soon!
>>27403210
The entire album Hospice by The Antlers. Really needs to be a package deal.
How about some traditional Irish music? The Green Fields of France is like really really sad. I only listen to it when I hate the world. My favorite version is by the Dropkick Murphys - https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kqba0IUdiBk
Another sad Irish song is Molly Malone but I bet you know that one. Lots of versions.
More folk music. Joan Baez - Lily of the West.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=txmlaZbY-f4
Don't judge, but Lady Gaga - Bloody Mary
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VFwmKL5OL-Q
Margot and the Nuclear So-and-Sos - Broadripple is Burning
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WXTVDUYIZs8
MGMT - Time to Pretend
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B9dSYgd5Elk
Regina Spektor - Chemo Limo
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dfJCevYsc4g
Of Montreal - My Favorite Boxer
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rhiPID4ttOE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EzeW5KoPUI
>tfw no massive megaman coIIection
Roleplaying games, painting model aeroplanes, boxing: the usual autistic hobbies.
i dont have hobbies
hgggf
Hentai collection management, Masturbation, Arcade gaming
