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>this is literally how women deal with break ups
>>27395363
from their perspective, that's a great way to handle a break up.
guys do the same thing.
>>27395378
chads can
average guys can't find a woman willing to have sex with them in less than a week, robots may never again after their oneitis drops them
>>27395363
>date some chick
>shes crazy but I love her
>break up with her because I know she wi eventually destroy my life
>depressed as fuck
>talk to her after a year
>she got another bf after about a year
>broke up with him after 6 months
>fucked her guy friend for 3 months
>went back to her bf
Holy shit im so relieved I dodged that bullet. Knowing she became a slut just totally lifted a weight off my shoulders.
Sure not all women are like that but goddamn so many of them are just total sluts.
Easy access to sex + feminism + no sense of shame = slut
>Tfw you will never wake up to the sound of birds in cozy riverwood
>Skyrim
>not Oblivion
sorry, but you don't know the true meaning of comfy.
>>27395222
Checked.
Noice trips. But your thread is gay
>>27395244
>oblivion
>basically hell
I assume you mean cyrodiil?
It Friday night. Why aren't you going out?
With whom can I go out?
I never go out, I have no desire or reason to leave my home.
>>27395142
Because its 2 in the afternoon.
I MADE ICE CUBES OUT OF LEMONADE TO PUT IN MORE LEMONADE
>>27395138
YOU SHOULD TRY FREEZING LEMONADE IN A CUP WITH A STICK IN IT AND MAKE LEMONADE POPSICKLES
>>27395239
OKAY I'LL TRY IT WHEN I HAVE POPSICLE STICKS
>>27395138
Rub lemonade juice in your ass and shove the lemonade ice cubes up your ass while chugging the lemonade
>7pm
>Stick my head out of window and breathe in air
>It feels fucking great
Anybody else finds happiness in breathing fresh air?
about to open my window now, thanks op
>>27395106
The best feeling in the world is going to the coast on a sunny day and breathing in that cool salty fresh air
>open window
>hear black people 5 houses away talking loudly and shieet
>close window
Post what your eating over the weekend and other robots will judge you for your taste in junk food.
>>27395093
You fucking asshole, I moved to another country and will never taste zebra cakes and barqs again.
Good stuff all over that image. But what does Shaq Punch even taste like
>>27395124
it taste like pineapple juice. Its pretty good, i found it in the isle with those $0.50 canned iced teas at walmart.
>>27395093
disgusting eat some protein you fat mess. if you ever want your life to improve start by cleaning up your awful diet. people wont want to vomit on sight of you anymore
Why are normalfags so cancerous?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdemFfbS5H0
>>27394938
is this what the normies do in their free time
>>27394938
You know, I think this video is supposed to be a little satirical, but it really isn't which is the sad part
>>27394938
>being this late
>missing blatant piss taking
how many times did your parents drop you on your head
Help me, lefty robots! I normally consider myself pretty left-leaning, but I've become completely redpilled on muslims and the refugee crisis. Can any lefty robots try to de-redpill me?
>>27394862
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Muslims don't even exist we are all one people one religion he wants them to wear identifiCAYshun
But all jokes aside, justice for Tay.
No, now let's Make America Great Again robro.
>>27394862
The "let's accept everyone" meme is bullshit. You don't expand communism all over the world by accepting the outcasts the other countries throw you. The best way to make communism international would be by dealing with every other head of state to turn the world red. Accepting immigrants only lowers the local labour and thus the value of the proletariat.
>one new text message
>it's from mum
>no new text messages
>have no one to text
your parents still talk to you? fucking normie
>>27394755
>1 new text message
>VZW FREE MSG: Data transport is disconnected because the monthly allowance has been reached.
WHY CAN'T A HUMAN TEXT ME
Can short men be attractive?
>>27394742
Only if they are rich and have close to perfect faces. Also the dude you posted is not short, Uma is a giraffe on heels.
>>27394783
uma uma
>>27394742
>short
>men
pick one
How are you doing on Tinder, lads? I'm doing it but I'm scared.
>>27394716
I gave up because they all looked like this.
>>27394781
>utah
here's your problem
You are not gonna get anywhere and it will crush you. Most robots are delusional about their appearance and things like tinder really redpill the shit out of you
Finally! I can't believe it!!! Guess I don't kill myself THIS weekend.
Half-Life was never good.
>>27394704
check these 8's
safagfdg
Add non steam game to library.
Kill yourself today
I just shit my fucking pants. I'm 23, it's my third day at my new job, and I just shat myself.
What the fuck do I do?
>>27394695
No you didn't
Stop lying
>>27394707
I wish I were lying, friend. I thought it was a fart but a little liquid shit came out. I drank for the first time in a few weeks last night because adderall+alcohol destroyed my intestines, and this is what I fucking get
>>27394695
You're fucked either way.
If you try to leave to the bathroom to clean it up, someone will see you and smell it. Also it's IMPOSSIBLE to clean your pants up when you've shit yourself. Literally impossible. You'll never get it out.
On the other hand, if you stay where you are someone will notice anyway. The power of shit stench is overwhelming. You don't actually notice when it's in a toilet, but when it's right there in your pants, WEW LAD, it never goes away.
Probs just kill yourself mate.
Does anyone take you seriously? Should they?
>no
>yes
>>27394682
>yes
>no
im a literal manchild why does anyone listen to what i have to say
>>27394682
>no
>no
i don't take myself seriously
Does anyone take you seriously
>No
Should they?
>yes
>fembot
>urgently have to take a shit but my brother and his girlfriend are at home
>two room apartment
I shit like a horse what do?
take a shit
/thread
>>27394620
nice try but girls don't poop
>>27394620
shit in any kind of bag, plastic, whatever, and throw it out the window
im serious
i have done it before
