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>she's talking about her Chad boyfriend again
>>27390406
>All of my usual booty calls are busy for good friday
>Really horny
>>27390406
1/2
>go to mcdonalds
>disgusting beta under 6'7' start talking to me
>tell me he will offer me a restaurant meal because i am pretty
>accept reluctantly, this is the least he can do for me
>mfw this beta expected me to talk to him at the restaurant
>finished meal and left outraged
>when leaving restaurant my left high heel broke
>random beta notices I am about to fall, go out of his BMW and catches me before I fall
>I scream RAPE RAPE RAPE THIS MAN IS MAKING LESS THAN 100K A YEAR
>beta looks at me in panic, gives me $1000 and say "I'm so sorry madam, please do not press charges against me".
>call Kritsy, Tiffany, Jennifer and Sharon so we can shop with the money this beta gave me
>We end up shopping the whole day
> finally set my mind on buying a new high heels
pair of shoes for $900
>Kritsy, Sharon and Jennifer go to some party
>With the rest of the money I want to buy my usual Starbucks coffee at $30
>To my horror I notice that Starbucks is closed, how dare they?
>Have to go to a different coffee shop and settle for a $10 dollars coffee
>Tiffany gets called by her beta provider and has to reassure him he is her best friend
>she asks him to meet her so he can buy her new clothes
>>27390422
2/2
>With the rest of the money I order some caviar for $70
>Manlet waiter is trying to have a small talk with me after I ate
>I leave the restaurant without paying in outrage after this beta deems himself worthy of my attention
>A man is trying to stop me to make me pay and grab my arm
>I scream RAPE HELP ME and he gets arrested by the police
>Decide to later go to the nightclub to meet up with Chad and Brad.
>I suck off Chad in the nightclub toilet and he cums all over my face then he leaves me alone for the rest of the evening
>Gets depressed and drink too much to the point that I consider having sex with a 6'6' 9/10 who won a nobel prize in chemistry or science boring stuffs who works for the government and makes only 300k a year.
>shows me his gold medal of Olympic swimming champion
>Okay why not but just a blowjob
>Wakes up today morning sleeping with him
>How could I have slept with such a subhuman?
>Fill a lawsuit against him for rape arguing I was drunk
INFP get in here ?
Who are you guys doing ?
No, am i close enough dawg?
>>27390309
I think I might be gay due to loneliness. However I don't want to sleep around with other desperate boys in case that would hurt the feelings of my potential gf.
The Romans thought it was okay to fool around with other men if you were young and inexperienced, but when you grew older it was time to settle down and raise a family.
INFP reporting in
Listening to some Stone Roses. Gonna pop out for a bit and see some friends soon. What are you up to, mate?
Be fucking honest you betas/ugly men. If you where a woman you'd do the fucking same. If you could choose between a pretty girl and a fat girl, you'd take the pretty girl. Yet you have the audacity to blame girls for picking tall handsome men with lots of friends over creeps. Why do you lack empathy?
I don't blame the women for being the way they are. They are the way they are only because of men.
If Chad wouldn't fuck 5/10 like Stacy doesn't fuck anything below 8/10 some balance would be restored. If beta providers wouldn't provide to a woman after she has been defiled by a Chad balance would be restored.
It's men's fault for women's behaviour. That's why I just laugh at this angry thirsty betas crying for a gf. They are literally the reason they have no gfs, but are too dumb to see it.
>>27390320
Chad fucks a 1/10 too. Tinder is a great place for the ugliest and fattest girls to meet Chad.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/xojane-/im-fat-and-have-sex-with-hot-strangers_b_8451530.html
>>27390259
>Be fucking honest you betas/ugly men
>thinking beta and ugly men can be lumped together.
Your achievements are not your own, they are a product of genetics and luck.
well, no shit
>>27390198
good thing i dont have any achievements
>>27390198
>luck
I hate this word. Don't say that. Just say environmental influences or something.
>A board is created specifically for advice
>This advice it gives is cancer
>>>/adv/16953659
>unironically praising le cheerios man
lol
But seriously OP, are you a virgin?
>>27390240
I'm not, it's funny how they all seem to think "You'll never get a virgin girl OP" when I actually did.
Op ain't a Virgin tho
REEEEEE
Op is an edgelord and should kill himself
Other than that ,reeeee
normies are more racist than robots
I'm only racist ironically hh
>>27389848
pretty sure half the board is
Who are these people, then? Only real racists I've met have been foreigners (this doesn't include non-whites who grew up here).
At least one female has masturbated thinking about you. At least one.
>At least one female has masturbated thinking about you
I doubt it.
No female has ever showed interest in me what so ever.
Probably not. I haven't even spoken to a girl in close to a decade. Homeschooled since I was 9 years old and a hermit since.
Only 3-4 people in the world know I exist - my mother, father, an uncle and my sister.
I really don't like her gimmick.
Why do people still follow Islam?
>>27389723
because it's allowed to live
if it was treated like Nazism it would've withered and died like the parasite it is instead it's tolerated by cuckhold western ideals
>>27389781
but nazism had just lost a world war and wasn't believed in by billions of people
>>27389723
Cuz of the 72 virgins i guess
Who /payday/ here?
My check just dropped into my bank account. Feels good.
Lmao I feel that
>>27389664
What do you wageslave as?
All I see is my student loans piling up.
>tfw starting dental school later this year
Femanon here
This is your daily reminder that pornography is harmful. Growing up watching porn every day has giving you a false understanding of what a normal penis looks like. Watching porn throughout your adolescence has given you a negative body image and has made you very insecure. This insecurity has made you unattractive, because confidence is what turns us on.
93.4% of men have a penis under seven inches in length. The horse cocks you see in porn are very painful. We don't want boyfriends that have penises that large.
There is literally nothing wrong with your penis anon.
IGNORE ALL FEMANON THREADS
SAGE ALL FEMANON THREADS
>93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length
Bullshit. The average is around 7 inches.
>>27389666
93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length. Here is a chart that shows the averages of 3 scientific studies.
> eating at McDonalds's
> there is a girl sitting a couple of tables from me
> she several times looked directly at me with a smile
> coincedence? Pic related
> too socially incapable to know what to do
> too insecure to stop thinking that she was actually laughing at me
What's wrong with me? Where did I choose the wrong turn?
Maybe you shouldnt eat at McDonalds's
You fucked up when you left your room, normie. Kill yourself you social retard. REEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIEEEESSSSSSSS
>>27389617
>Where did I choose the wrong turn?
Many, many years ago.
That feel when you have no friends, no job, live at home with your parents, dropped out of University, have never had a girlfriend, cannot approach girls, am a virgin. You feel intimidated and inferior to women. You look at better looking men and feel absolute hatred towards them because of your terrible jealousy. You spend 8 hours a day on 4chan. You are depressed. You have constant anxiety. You wake up in the night with your heart pounding. You can't cope in social situations. You blush at the drop of a hat. You find it almost impossible to make conversation with people. You crumble under even the slightest amount of scrutiny. You have bad posture and speak too fast in a monotone voice and people struggle to understand you. You are obsessed with your appearance and spend hours in front of the mirror picking fault with the most minor of imperfections. You are paranoid people are judging you, making fun of, and criticizing you. You talk to yourself constantly and live in a dreamworld and fantasize all the time. You look to blame others for your problems even though you know deep down it is all your fault. You are still clinging to childhood even though it is long, long gone. You live in constant regret that you have underachieved in your life. You are bitter towards others who have succeeded. You feel that you are not in control of your own mind. You cannot stay focused or motivated on anything for long enough to succeed. You have chronic procrastination. You have a negative voice in your head that literally feels like another person dictating what a freak you are. All you have is blind hope that one day you'll turn things around. You have tried in vain many times to understand why you turned out like this but to no avail. You are what you are and hate it. You wish you were free.
yep, I know that feel.
>>27389536
damn OP, hope it gets better. hang in there.
>>27389536
Are your parents happy to support you forever? If so, don't worry about the other shit. it's rough out here, in the world of the wageslave.
>when civilians can tell it's a kid with a fake gun but the cops can't
>>27389390
>when civilians claim they can tell it's a kid with a fake gun in a picture with unlimited time and Internet access but a cop didn't want to risk finding out
Ftfy
>>27389417
nope, there were witnesses saying they saw a kid with what looked like a toy gun.
got shot.
>>27389417
You can wave a fucking flashy orange alien blaster water pistol toy thing at cops and get shot, anon. There's a kid who just answered the door with a ps2 controller in his hand and got shot and died.
would you date her?
[s]i wouldn't[/s]
jesus fuck i forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz3m_7ozhNo
pic in op is unrelated
no OP, that would be bestiality
>>27389371
>IMG_0129.jpg
Nice picture of yourself, you disgusting nig nog.
>that feel when been single for past 5 years
try almost 10 years, like me.
>tfw been single since the day I was born and will be until I die
>>27389343
>tfw been single for past 3 weeks
GIRLS CAN BE LONELY TOO YOU KNOW I'm a girl btw ;*
