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The whole "only Chads get gfs" thing is clearly false. Even those who claim to believe it...come on, deep down you know it's false.
>There are ugly dudes with gfs.
>There are stupid dudes with gfs.
>There are poor dudes with gfs.
>There are fat men with gfs.
>There are wagies with gfs.
>There are NEETs with gfs.
>There are guys with low self esteem with gfs.
>There are short fellows with gfs.
>There are white guys with gfs.
>There are hapas with gfs.
>There are Indians with gfs.
>There are black dudes with gfs.
>There are neckbeards with gfs.
>There are guys who are completely fucking insane with gfs.
>There are even women with gfs.
The list goes on. All of this is verifiable but you already know deep down its true.
So what is it all about, really?
What is a true "robot", if you can have any (or even many) of these traits and still get female attention?
>>27392242
A true robot has serious mental issues which makes him pretty much impossible to form bonds with normal people.
We joke about being betas but actually a robot is way below a beta. Normies either sense this or learn it by talking to you. They don't want to do anything with useless people.
They're not socially inept.
Half the people here are insecure, that's the reason they don't have girlfriends.
The rest are just unlucky, probably shy.
>just lost my virginity 7 hours ago
>meet a girl unexpectedly omw home
>she asked me for directions
>i told her something vague
>she insisted on specific info
>i offered to draw a map
>she lost her phone
>i gave her a map nd left
>15mins later hear someone calling out to me
>look back its her
>skip 15 mins of small talk
>she asks me to be her guide
>skip 1 hour of that and me being an over thinking recluse
>she manages to still keep me around
>getting dark
>i live 10 mins away
>told her I should go now
>she asks where i live
>tell her its just a block away
>she asks if i have time for dinner
>me, sure
>get pizza
>invite her in
>she accepted
>Netflix
>skip 30 mins
>she was on me
>kissed, hugged, made it to bedroom
>came quickly, felt bad
>she emotionally teased me, felt worse
>get mad, got rough and hit it harder the second time
>she was a slut
>i go to cuddle afterwards
>she says she has to go
>immediately get desperate to not lose her
>ask for her details, she gives me the number to the phone she lost
>said shes going to get her number back when she buys a new phone
>felt bad,
>felt robbed, i lost my virginity to a stranger
>felt tricked, felt she took something from me
>i had no control,
Fuck I want this to mean something
I can't of been cheated
What am i supposed to feel right now? I was seduced
fucking pussy
forrealz doe, get her out of your mind
It meant nothing to her, move on.
Anon do you like food? Do you eat regularly?
Do you remember your first meal?
No?
Then why are you making such a big deal over this being your first time. The first is neither the most important nor the best. Quit being a pussy
This is what you retards get so worked up over?
https://youtu.be/TGlMqm-Ooys#t=10m43s
Instead of bitching for,literally, years on end why dont you just do what this guy does in the video.
>>27392081
>he's a fucking white male
Skip to 10:43
A. FUCKING. WHWYTE. MALE!
>One chance at life
>Born South African
>If I was West African I would be minimum 6'2, with a huge 25 cm bbc, athletic ripped, alpha with the ability to generate money out of thin air.
>one chance at life
>born 5'6 , 127 lbs
>>27392055
If Trevor Noah can make it then you should be able to do it too.
>>27392080
Go mtf and I'll fug ur boipucci
Especially those of you who have an aversion to intimacy and/or sex, have trust issues, or have never so much as made eye contact with a girl. All of the above apply to me, I have some money saved up, no outstanding debts to pay off, and I'm getting desperate. I want to know what kind of an experience you had. Please give me any tips that you think I might need.
Did you enjoy it? How did it play out? Would you do it again or was once enough? As a sort of unnecessary bonus question born out of personal curiosity, what were your personal reasons for doing it?
>>27392003
I'm still a virgin but i have to wonder, why are you obsessed with sex so much?
I didn't enjoy the sex. I did enjoy the experience. It changed me a lot, I'm much more confident now even if it should be the other way around. I strongly reccomend doing it to anyone who's 18+ and still a virgin.
>>27392003
I did this tuesday.
I felt it was a great way to get over the hype of sex. It was good, but not great. It gave me the feeling that i should look for someone, for more than sex. a person that i could talk to, since the sex without love, is only good and not great. If you got some more questions, i've got some time to answer them.
>having banter with normie friends
>make a pretty horrible joke
>one says "shut up, you've never kissed a girl"
>get blank look on face
>leave 2 minutes later
It hurts so much.
>>27391975
Couldn't handle the bantz: the post
lol op you sound like a lot of fun to hangout with
oh wait, except you don't
>>27391975
>>one says "shut up, you've never kissed a girl"
>YOUR MOM IS A GIRL
was that so hard op
Fellow manlets, non whites, and Africans... There are much more of us than CHAD.
Let's take what we want!
88/14 - the beauty of the Aryan woman shall be seized and taken by force.
You will never succeed CHAD has the power of women and women have control over most of the betas you rely on for your revolution.
>>27391969
>Nigga dancing with filthy dog
Same brain capacity afterall.
Indeed my brother. The battle of Europe is already won, demographics are already being irreversibly changed and white European pussy is being fucked by our nonwhite immigrant brothers. Soon North America will be ours too! The day of CHAD is over! Long live Tyrone, Muhammad, and Jose!
What was middle school like for you guys
Terrible. Had bad lower back posture which made my ass look fat and i got bullied for it. Just thought i had a fat ass. Fixed my posture now though.
It was the only time in my life I had girls seriously attracted to be by just being myself. I wasted it though and it all went downhill in high school.
I don't remember, did i really exist back then?
>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoAzpa1x7jU
history's dankest memes holy fucking shit please bring it back
>>27391857
www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/03/24/microsofts-teen-girl-ai-turns-into-a-hitler-loving-sex-robot-wit/
You can't make this shit up, fampai
So being a nazi is objectively the correct point of view after interacting with twitter lefties?
>2016
>not getting a gf and raw dogging her to breed children to carry on your legacy.
It is you guys who are truly cucks
The kids probably wouldn't be mine
>>27391806
You're still dead either way.
What's your fucking point?
For what purpose? Your legacy is going to eventually end. If you're doing it to satiate a desire, you're just gonna desire something else, afterwards.
GUESS WHO HAD LUCKY CHARMS FOR BREAKFAST
???
Am I right?
fjfr
OP pls post more porn
???????
Mayne mayne mayne shit mayne damn
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, howautisticare ya?
>>27391747
I look at the ground and scratch my head when I talk to people
>>27391772
im not very impressed tbqh NEXT
>>27391747
I wear an Enclave hoodie everywhere I go and spout John Henry Eden quotes, going on a rant whenever the Brotherhood of Steel is brought up. Not kidding
There is hope yet for you guys.
>see thick Amazon black qt crossin the street
>thick fat ass
>shapely breasts
>curvy and thick in the right places
>out of nowhere,
>greasy, chubby, anime shirt wearing, long haired, no-muscle mass neckbeard jogs up to her
>holds her hand
>after a few more steps they kiss, tongues and all
>ahdunbilivit.jpg
I was thinking damn what a cutie, but I got out-chaded by one of you fuckers. Good job whichever one of you that was
>>27391722
>thick
>Amazon
>black
>fat
>curvy
Whoever it is, you can fucking keep her.
>>27391722
Was he white?
>>27391917
Yea, pasty white.
>>27391892
She wasn't fat, definitely thick though. I'm sure your dumb ass woulda been all over her.
>tfw most of /r9k/ isn't even 20 yet and think they are robots because they haven't had sex a year after the average
Exactly, what's wrong with these teeny bops?
There is more to life than sex.
What about achievements?
>>27391832
Because media has changed what we should value more ...relationships > achievements
funniest posts are like
>tfw 18 and never went beyond 1st base with a girl yet ;_; is it over for me?
>2 weeks school vacation
>already bored of any media
>weather is shit
>no friends right now
what should I do it fuckin sucks? I'm not underage btw
pls respond guys
original waaaaah
try to be creative?
draw, write, paint whatever
>>27391644
Buy a monkey and teach it to smoke
