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Hey robots lets talk about our career/education and get advice because we dont know what we are doing.
Im graduating with an enviro health BA and have an option of doing a Masters of public adminstration, or masters of health information science at a good school.
Im thinking of doing this and seeing where we career can take me and probably do an MBA at a shitty school if i can't run good employment. Is an MBA worth it if it comes from a garbage program?
Im just not sure what to do with my life. Any robots in similar positions
>>27397522
MBA is worth it from a garbage program if you plan to work for a government agency that upgrades your paygrade if you have a graduate degree. That's why so many teachers get their masters on University of Phoenix.
>fell for the STEM CS meme
>bachelor's of CS
>75k debt
>no job in 2 years
>degree is already worthless
>>27397690
>those university coding skills
Fellow virgins of /r9k/,
What's the age of consent in your country, and how many years have you been a virgin since you got to that age? 16 and 12 years here.
>>27397475
>16
>4 years, feels like longer
>>27397475
My country is kinda weird, since the law says one thing 14 but if people find out you were boning someone and you're 18 or older you're basically fucked.
what's the sauce of OP's pic?
Why do girls wear makeup? They look so much cuter without it. With it on they just look like generic whores.
So Chad will notice and fuck them
Not all girls are cute naturally. Only naturally attractive girls are, which are rare. What you really meant to say is 'why do attractive girls wear makeup? They look so much cuter without'
>>27397507
this. but men only notice and want cute girls no matter how disgusting they themselves are, so this attitude isn't really a surprise
Girl working at Taco John's wants to go out with me I think. I went out today looking like shit or so I thought, but she said I had "pretty eyes" and I'm fucking speechless. Well, I said thank you that's very kind, but really I feel like I should ask her out. I think she flirted with me once before too. What do you think? She's decent looking, better than the last girl who had a crush on me. I have got some major fucking issues though, and I don't know if I'm cut out for a relationship. Should I disregard everything and ask her out, or accept how things are and forget it?
Honestly just ask if she wants to hang out and grab something to eat or see a movie. If you like certain films ask her to see one. You can gauge her interest in your hobbies and might have a good time as well.
Definitely ask her out anon! You can do this, what is there to lose? There is so much to gain, experience is good. I have faith in you anon. Make me proud. Good luck.
>>27397389
Movies are terrible first dates.
>You can gauge her interest in your hobbies
You don't do any of this if you pick the movies as a date, because everyone is quietly watching the movie
What was the first time you remember wanting to die?
>Doesnt need to be greentext
I must have been around 10
Actually it was before that, I was about 6
I was bullied so much for being a genetic failure, my chad dad and stacy mum managed to create a monster.
I remember one day when I was about 6 and was in preparation for surgery so that people could bare looking at my face.
I was beaten up really bad on the play ground, blood, bruised bones, the lot. When I got up I chased one of the smaller bullies down and threw my bag at him, he fell over and I choked him out for about 40 seconds whilst everyone watched and a teacher finally pulled me off them, but they never helped me heh
any way I remember sitting in the medical room wanting to get my cuts and grazes plastered and the nurse told me to go away
I then went to the library to hide from everyone and the Liberian told me she didnt like me sitting in there every break and lunch
I banged my head against the wall repeatedly untill I couldnt think straight, she was yelling at me
I remember thinking when I laid on the floor and refused to move that I wish I was just dead.
I must have been about 7. I remember walking down the street and thinking that it'd be great to not exist anymore.
I was a really sad kid desu.
I was seven.
it was at recess, a bunch of classes were playing together because it was a field day or something.
I tried to join in every activity that was going on, and every group told me to fuck off.
I finally gave u and sat in the grass by myself.
I remember thinking, "If no one let's me play with them even on field day, then no one is ever going to like me."
And I was right.
>>27397636
this makes me sad
I always tried to be involved
I wasnt even fucking bad at the things we were doing
I was decent at sports but I was told to fuck off and I was basically forced into doing nothing physical and becoming fat and a recluse .
I always wondered why, now I know its simply because I was ugly
fuck me dude I will kill myself within the week
>followed the medicine meme
>starting residency in july
>still a kv
>>27397310
Lucky, mine started late June
>tfw picked up 5 olds and 5 new admits on my first day of work
>>27397310
Studying Medicine makes you a late game chad
You can snap up as many single mothers or unmarried 35 year olds as you want
But if you aren't a chad now, you'll only be slightly more attractive than you were before, which is probably not really at all
Why is business so low?
I live in a third world country and business administration is considered a top major here.
Everyone wants one of these threads.
EE major checking in
>>27397269
>Everyone wants one of these threads.
I don't
When what will make you money, you're good at and also is the easiest combine it's better than doing what you love.
I ain't gonna make a living out of fapping but I happen to have a talent for academics.
>>27397269
objectively correct tier list. Today OP wasn't a faggot
who /phil/ here?
Hey bots. HS senior here. (Yes, over 18.) Just got accepted into my first choice college. Fulfilled all my grad requirements. When's the best time to check out of HS? Also, any tips for College? Things you wished you did/didn't do?
what college?
because i am curious
Dude, just fuck off. Get off 4chan, go have your normie life. Graduating HS and getting into your first choice means you are literally a normie.
>>27397254
I got a 2.2 GPA during senior year and freaked out because I thought my college was going to rescind the admission. Don't let your grades drop *that* much, I guess
Who /assfaggots/ here? I'm about 3.2k mmr lets play some dota robots
>>27397188
I haven't played in years but I'm down to play if you don't mind me sacking dick
>>27397223
Post your steam ID and I'll add you senpai. I'm rusty as well
>>27397188
1. Do you use voice?
2. How easily do you get mad?
I'm no pro myself and I am at least slightly about shit-tier.
The Fedoras Awesome Faggot is Trans now. Prepare for some cringe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4tXDJqwdAc
That intro as well as that older Fedoras Are Awesome video made me think this is probably what anons here mean when they say they're "normies" and still virgins
>>27397158
Adam is a Normie Nu-Male, apparently he isnt even a virgin he fucked his giant whale of a girlfriend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0N2YeUPEu0
another video from adam the beta getting friendzoned by hot chicks
**ALERT**YOUR MOM JUST LEFT FOR THE GROCERY STORE**ALERT**
Okay, you know the drill anon, get a few sturdy garbage bags and start loading in those piss bottles, double bag if necessary. You've got 20 or less minutes, she only needs a few things, so don't fuck around.
Start emptying in the back of the garden, but not near her petunias or her little strawberry patch, she'll see the run off trickling around and she definitely smell it. try behind the shed, but try to be inconspicuous, Mrs. Waltman is usually outside doing yard work with her toy poodle mix, Minxy (if it hears you, it'll yap its dumb face off)
Spread the piss out, not all in one spot, the smell usually gets pretty bad, then load those bad boys back in and hide them in shed until recycling day comes round.
>>27397073
You have this all fucked up, when mom leaves thats when we go to sniff her dirty panties while fapping
I hope this is a meme and you robots aren't actually too lazy to get up and rock a piss
>>27397073
Sniff the crotch area where its yellow mmmm
These are the two American victims of the Brussels tragedy. Guess which one everyone is mourning for? Just remember if you and a stacy are killed in a terrorist attack no one will give a shit about you.
>>27397072
here's the cover they published of the victim(s)
>>27397081
Fucking KEK!
Stacys always win, even in death. Why did they even bother putting his pic up there?
Pinczowsk, Jew right? Or, Pollack?
How do I quit my job over text?
You don't you fucking pussy
>>27397051
Yeah I do, Mr. Original Comment.
>>27397044
Just don't show up
If they call you just ignore it. They'll eventually get the message and just let you go. It's not like they're gonna come to your house and drag you to work.
Easy
Hey guise. Me and my friends are looking for a band name. We sing pretty basic K-pop and love kawaiiii culture. Be kind. =^__^=
>>27397017
System of a (possibly) Down's
>>27397017
Allowing white children to transition is wrong and clearly a plot from the Jewish overlords.
3 and a half ruined coat hangers.
>Anon are you sick? Why do you have those bags under your eyes?
>>27396898
>woah, did you get into a fight?
>>27396926
>Did you sleep at all last night?
>Have you eaten anything today?
>>27396898
>i've been on psychedelics and amphetamine for 12 days now, prolly gonna smoke a joint/have some hard booze and pass out now. laters.
