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>it's required to learn how to swim in order to graduate from MIT and other colleges in the U.S
literally what the fuck
http://news.mit.edu/2012/freshmen-take-a-swim-take-a-test
>he doesn't know how to swim
desert state detected
HAHAHHAHAHHEHEHEHHHOHOHOHOOHO
t. Florida
It's to keep the "youths" out.
>>25259191
shit what's so hard about swimming?
What would you do if you found 300 Morphine?
>>25259189
are they The Flintstones Chew-Able kind?
Yummy 8/8 would eat. How many mg?
>>25259189
Sell it, hopefully. The fuck would I do with that much? Don't plan on getting injured anytime soon
> Be me find desperate girl online looking for a rebound.
> She looks a little off, below average and childlike features, but got to lose virginity.
> Give her my info and picture, and then her Dad messages me on Skype.
She does look a little underage, but she told me she's 20, is my life going to be ruined just because a girl chose to lie?
in prison they call people like you chomos and do bad things to them
>>25259073
If you sent her a pic of your 3-incher, ya.
don't forget to ask for a mandatory blood sample
but who are we kidding, you might already be fucked
Hey space robots, fembots here. How do I look?
Pretty good, my dick inside your mouth would make you look even better
How about it
>>25258937
no tits=b8 don't valid8
shit picture quality, would not bang
hows your hairline, robots?
Its pretty Vegeta bro. M shape, top archs stop around where my ears are. 24 y/o... sad life.
>>25258934
i actually wish mine would go that way but stop..
enjoy it while it lasts man.
I shave twice a week. Fuck receding and thin hair. Might as well start being bald now.
how can i make money by sitting on my ass and doing nothing. Hard mode: no neet/autism bux or mooching off someone.
sell some organs
The only way you can do so is become self employed
The only actual people I know who do this are like the guys that sell shit like gay drawings and shit off the Internet
if you're extraordinarily attractive or well endowed you could get naked on cam, maybe stick things in your holes
my chilean friend doesn't like tamales how do I kill him?
>>25258864
Force feed that fucker tamales until he dies.
What kind of sick fucker doesn't like tamales?
>>25258864
>tamales
what is that anon?
how do you eat those? do you eat whatever it's wrapped in?
>whose your favorite shark?
(from left to right: Mark Cuban, Barbara Corcoran, Daymond John, Kevin 'O Leary, Lori Greiner, Robert Herjavec)
>have you ever bought a product from the show? How was it?
>do you have an idea for an invention that you could theoretically pitch to them?
>>25258861
Cuban's the best. Plus he likes esports.
I bought that ramen cooker I saw on there. Works just fine.
I don't have ideas.
>>25258861
Cuban and Herjavec are based, O'Leary is a fucking cunt as is Corcoran
>>25258861
Blatant ripoff of the superior Dragons Den
>dating hot girl
>psycho vegan
>thinks racism is bad
I see now why men are so miserable all the time.
I'll never find a 4chan-tier grill that's also hot
>Found a girl that's racist
>Fucked it up
A-At least i know they actually exist now
>>25258849
>hot girl
>vegan
No thanks Mr. Skeletal.
>>25258849
What's 4chan tier girl?
Edgy racism and subtle memery?
What's stopping you /r9k/
Why are you not the person you always wanted to be?
xdjkla
>>25258752
>We should feel bad for a fat fuck that did this to himself
I'm honestly glad they have to bare a mark like this
Imagine putting in all that work and then still having to spend thousands of dollars on surgery just to look normal.
Rules you'd like to see introduced to /r9k/
>Being a nigger should be a bannable offense
You should be allowed to post if you're taller than 5'10
Forced anon
Gas tripfags
No trips, no fags, no niggers, no women
just straight (traps are ok though), white virgin anon men
How do I save this
>having female contacts in your phone
Fuck off back to >>>/soc/, fag.
>>25258685
Show her examples of talented autists and try to equate with her talents. If she doesn't have any, she probably still has talent as a cock sucker. Or cooking. Or neither. Good luck either way, kek
>>25258685
damn, that's smooth
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO
MY ASSHOLE
>>25258678
IT'S THEE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE
>>25258670
IF THE PAIN GOES ON
IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT
duality is meh desu
When are you going to settle down and marry a nice girl?
I bought into the meme and now live in a fucked up situation.
>>25258635
Fucked up how she became a mudshark - what are we to do?
>>25258886
You know who that is right?
I had sex with a non-prostitute stranger for the first time in my life. Am I a normie now?
>>25258583
you'll never be a normie dude, you'll always be here.
>>25258583
No, but now you're free.
As long as you have to ask the answer is no
