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I know its hard but you just gotta try.
Sitting in bed all day and feeling sorry for yourself won't get you anywhere.
>>25261183
I'm starting tomorrow :^)
So? Not like there's anywhere I want to be
but where is there to go, anon?
Is it okay to like blue cheese?
idk why most people dont
why do they make it in the first place?
because some people like it?
we may never know
>>25261128
Blue cheese is fucking great. I put it on pizzas and salads and often eat it with apples.
A MULATTO
AN ALBINO
A MOSQUITO
MY LIBIDO
HABINDIAH
HABINDIAH
HABINDIAH
>>25261061
shitvana is gay senpai
The solo on In Bloom is my favorite part of any song of theirs.
>You know you're right
ITT Commercials you actually don't mind/kinda like
>The Free Credit Report commercials
I used to know all of the songs and led my class in a sing along of one of them a while back. Genuinely catchy tunes, good commercial
>that new Progressive commercial
It's sorta spoofing all of those cliche 80's commercials with the cheesy piano music. At the end she says "aren't you lactose intolerant?" And the guy says "this isn't lactose, it's milk"... Ha....
Those insurance commercials with the pink haired chick
>>25260887
Those were comfy. So were these
Girls gone wild infomercials weren't bad. I remember jerking to those a while back
What did you get for Christmas robots?
I got nothing as a 19 year old. No father, and a mentally ill homeless mother. Living alone though, pushing carts and cleaning shit off toilets. But hey to top things off for Christmas I had a deranged drug addict high as a kite attack me outside my apartment complex when all I wanted was to go get something to drink and enjoy a nice peaceful bike ride(cause I can't afford a car) up the street. Cops didn't arrest him even though he was obviously trespassing and all they promised was to "encourage him to go on his way."
Fuck my life.
We dont give gifts due to already having everything
Its a rough life
>>25260764
popcorn in a giant plastic beet bottle
>>25260764
didn't receive anything this year just donated money to charity
WE JUST WALKED IN THA BUILDIN'
UH HUH
>I ain't got no type
>Bad bitches is the only thing that I like
But aren't bad bitches a type?
>>25260861
l AIN'T GOT NO TYPE
RARE PEPES IS THE ONLY THING THAT I LIKE
I AIN'T GOT NO LIFE
CUPS WIT DA PISS ND WE DO THIS EVERY NITE
SWAE LEE, LEE SWAE, IT'S THE SAME DIFFERENCE
H20, LEAN, SAME THANG
>too old to unlock full spiritual potential
>too young to be a hermit
>>25260666
You're never too young to be a hermit, Satan. I'm only 20 and I just bought a piece of land that I'm going to build a cabin on in the Spring. At most I'm going to have to make contact with the outside world once a month for supplies and hopefully I'll be able to reduce that to even less frequently.
Too old? Don't give me that crap.
>>25260766
Oh cute daddy bought you some land
>tfw when I'm fucking a qt asian chick
>she's got a Chad white bf
>I'm a manlet spic
>she told me she has feelings for me
I already told her that I can't return those feelings. Plus I'd never get into a relationship with her now since once a cheater, always a cheater. Women are fucking crazy.
nice humblebrag, normie
If she cheats with you she'll cheat on you.how tall are you pham
>>25260603
5'8, she's 5'6
Her boyfriends a fit, blonde, Chad who has a future
>>25260595
I'm more of a failed normie
>be me
>be black
>attend predominantly Caucasian college
>go to lunch
>get in line to swipe my ID card
>old white lady swiping cards and handing them back to the students
>my turn
>she swipes my card
, I reach out to take it and she tosses it on the desk
>smile at her, grab my card and walk away
Why does this happen?
Because being black is a disadvantage.incoming 200 replies explaining why you should shut up, brace for impact
>>25260537
She doesn't want to touch you because she is an old white woman and as young white man I have never met an old white woman who was not casually racist as fuck. It's not very nice but also it must be cool to be able to complain about shit like this especially since I've never met a person my age irl who genuinely holds those kind of views.
>>25260537
If i moved to Africa and went to school there I can gauruntee you that I would be shat on by most people there for being white, just be happy your not going to school in a 3rd world shithole.
Wtf happened?
r9k = trannies, trannies, boipucci, traps, shemales, trannies, boipucci...
pol = gays against Islam, fags against Islam, traps against Islam, queers against Islam, homos against Islam...
Why is everything so fucking gay these days?
It's like a gay civil war with tumblr gays vs 4chan gays.
Beware of the gay shills my friend. They are preying on our lack of female companionship, posting trap porn and gay shit.
>>25260446
People are more comfortable embracing the fact that 90 percent of humans aren't 100% gay/straight.
Humans need affection and to get their holes filled/fill holes. That's about it.
I ain't about to kiss a dudely dude, but femininity has appeals and everyone has a fuckable mouth and pass.
>>25260446
Complete and utter faggotry is spreading, man.
In my opinion, there are 2 options here.
1) Faggots are being faggots and are preying on desperate heterosexual men. You can see this by the fact that most of them try to misrepresent themselves or their threads using faggotish anime or hentai.
2) Massive psyops that's attempting to subvert some of the last places of refuge for the type of men that build and support society. You consider the regular propaganda spewed from normal news sources, yet for several years, this place was devoid of that. Back in 2008, people lamented how society didn't actually reward "good men" because back then this place was filled with people such as that. Went to school, got good jobs, that kind of thing, but ended up ignored. But now the threads are only about dick size, height, pretty much trying to make anybody reading feel inadequate and powerless. Furthermore, trying to incite lust onto other men, pretty much faggotry.
From my perspective, it may even be both.
I really tried, robots. I really did. But im tired. I quit this place and tried the normal life. I just cant. I quit. Easiest way out? My parents are sleep, so i have to do it quick.
>>25260373
If you are fucking american, then shotgun to head, if not, then probably hanging. Make sure not to make brain damage or being caught and saved by normies-hypocrites.
I guess you don't have a helium tank for an escape bag...Hanging would probably be the best way out.
If you have sleeping pills take a shit ton of those with the noose around your neck so you basically pass out and let your limp body do the heavy work (pun not intended)
Oh and god speed anon
Don't be a fag and ruin the holidays for your whole family. You've probably already disappointed the shit out of them, at least wait until Jan. 2
What's wrong with being a manchild? Why should we accept responsibility in a society that doesn't care about us and expects us to just work to death?
wow you sound like a pathetic loser virgin
in fact everybody who disagrees with me is a virgin femanon here btw
give me money or you're really sad :S pathetic omg virgin no woman will ever fuck you unless you give me money and agree with my opinions about white privilege
why aren't you listening to me are you a pathetic manchild virgin loser you loser
>>25260267
to keep the real estate market artificially inflated and unaffordable.
same with college tuition, insurance, health care.
while paying taxes out the ass to support the retiring population and gubment programs.
we are the unsung, working class hero.
The funny thing is that men who defend themselves are always accused of contradictiory things:
>Gay virgin player rapist!
Hey everyone, so I got some money from my folks for Christmas and I wanna get a chastity device. I've been looking into the Holy Trainer and from what I've read it's supposedly pretty comfortable and good for long-term wear which is what I had in mind. Although I had a couple questions about it
>if I'm wearing skinny jeans/leggings (I'm into all the sissy stuff too) in public, would the chastity device be noticeable? How would I conceal it better?
>what color do you like the best?
I like the pink one but the clear one is also cute too, my only concern is that I'm uncurcumsized and I was worried my foreskin may look weird all tucked away in a clear chastity cage where all of the extra skin is noticeably scrunched together. Is this a reasonable concern? Also
>what other chastity devices would you anons recommend?
>>25260111
Quick question first.
Why?
How would your parents feel if they knew you were using their hard earned christmas money to effectively remove yourself from the gene pool?
>>25260138
it turns me on, im not really sure why though. Humiliation, submission, denial, etc. I'm into all that stuff so chastity doesn't seem to outta place from all that
>erp with some autistic kid i meet on omegle
>literally the best shit ever
>he tells me i was good and leaves
>erp with fucking cleverbot unsuccessfully
I am too autistic to ask people to do this with me, in omegle, he just didn't give a shit and asked me out of the blue. How do I find someone to do this with?
I love ERP, I usually find people on omegle under tags for my fetishes or I find people on 4chan and swap contact info real fast.
What are you into, OP? You may have more or fewer options based on your kinks
Steam groups.
>>25260122
This, put your kinks/whatever as your interests and you can essentially just jump right into it after finding people with them.it's pretty likely they'll be shite at rp though.
How do you avoid awkwardness when asking a girl out on a date that you've been friends with for 2-3 years and have hung out with a lot?
its terrifying me
Do NOT ask her out on a date yet. You will be rejected if you go in cold.
You have to figure out a way to build romantic/sexual tension first.
Change your clothes and get a new hobby so she sees you as a different person.
Get more physical with her slowly and gauge her reaction. Ideally, it will just "happen" without a formal declaration.
I strongly recommend against asking out a girl you have known that long.
If you have known her that long and neither of you has made a move, chances are she assumes that you never will and has written you off as just a friend.
>>25260100
>You have to figure out a way to build romantic/sexual tension first.
clearly if i knew how to i would have by now
>>25260156
i dont want the regret of wondering what if though...
