ITT: Post pictures that describes how you feel rigjt now
Just another night.
No money, no job, no car, no problem
How I feel everyday tbqh
What triggered the recent influx of women posting on /r9k/?
I swear half the threads are either dumb-fuck femanon feels threads or some slut saying something benign then referencing her vagina to imply that she's a woman, all seeking attention from thirsty betas. example: >>25255091
It seems the past month or two has seen an extremely large increase in vagina traffic, but I'm not sure why.
>>25257738
it's shitposting m8
shitposting, because the bait is taken every time
imagine playing ball with a dog, and when you fake him out by pretending to throw the ball, he runs for it every. single. time.
>>25257738
because i'm a kissless, handholdless, hugless virgin like you robots and i can relate to your posts
Fa la la la laaa... Oh, hello wagie! It's getting late, isn't it -- maybe you should go to bed! Wouldn't want to be late for work the day after Christmas, now would you?
Who works on Saturdays?
Everyone is off until Monday idiot.
>>25258172
Oh, forgive me Wagecuck! Mr. Shekelstein is far more generous than I thought!
>>25257672
If you weren't an autist NEET, you would know that everyone is off work all weekend. But you should really go to bed. It's getting late. You don't want to stay up all night thinking about all of your personal flaws and how your life is stagnating, do you?
Why do the failed normies on here think they are robots just because they fucked their lives up?
Shut up we need hug boxes too.
A better question is, why do the failed normies on here think they're Chad just because they're better than a bunch of losers on the internet?
>>25257651
Where does it say that this board is only for robots? This board is for posting original content and talking about whatever you want without repeating post. So basically just shitposting with style. And that's what we all do.
Who here /shit childhood/
>never had anything in the house
>mom had to fuck and suck just to provide for us
>dad OD'd when I was 8
>one time a dude my mom was fucking dropped his kid on us and never came back, he became my new brother
>Tfw mom was always getting high and never gave a shit about me or him
>one time we went to Disneyland and it turned out she only got the tickets because...
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>>25257598
Can you rap senpai?
I'll make you the new Kendrick!
I feel you OP. My childhood was pretty miserable, but in a different way.
How are you faring now?
>grew up in the ghetto
>witnessed my mom get stabbed for her painkillers at 8 years old
>had to be a witness in court
>got threatened by the stabbers son that if I was a witness he would kill me
>he was only 12 years old
>his mom obviously coached him
>spent every day walking to school looking over my shoulder
I wouldn't wish this on any child
A topic I've been thinking about lot lately is that of comfiness; specifically, how to maximize the frequency that it occurs in our lives. We all know that comfiness, zen or whatever you call it is the ultimate state in a robot's life; yet so few of us ever take action to achieve it. With that in mind I have compiled a list of actions that, if taken consistently, will lead you to that ultimate ideal we call a 'comfy existence.'
> 1. Invest in a good mattress.
A good mattress does so much for you in terms of maximizing...
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>>25257562
Bump in original style
>>25257654
I found an excellent article on how to make your bed more comfy:
http://www.bobvila.com/slideshow/10-simple-ingredients-for-a-very-comfortable-bed-47603#.Vn4wc5MrIb3
Fuck y'all I'm bumping this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIHq4spb9mc
>tfw I spent 16 hours a day on the computer for years
Anyone else do this? What's your excuse?
>>25257533
Not 16 hours, but it's the only form of non-market human interaction I get.
>ugly
>no job
>no friends
>anxiety
>etc..
>>25257533
>work from home
>sleep 8 hours
>exercise 1 hour
>eating,showering 1 hour
>14 hours a day at computer, 5+ days a week
I like it anon, have a /comfy/ battle station that i get to chill at all the time.
What's your excuse for not being the most badass fuck-it-all version of yourself /r9k/?
I like food and shitposting, and the gym is annoying because there's always some other faggot using the thing I want to use.
Also /fit/ has more >tfw no gf threads than we do, getting ripped doesn't fix your life.
Eating big is expensive.
>>25257529
I would suck dick to be the guy on the left, let alone the guy in the right
>talking to a kqt
>been pretty straight edge my whole life
>she asks me if American universities are like they're depicted in her fantasies
>tell her playfully i have my fair share of stories
>"i don't mean the time you really needed coffee while you were studying for a final :P"
>"i mean like do you smoke or go to parties?"
Tell me /r9k/, at a certain...
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>>25257524
I won't call every girl a whore, but you are not the problem.
You must've realized that majority of people go to college to "feel good" rather than "do good", if you care my drift.
Also, good for not hanging out with pot-smokers. They're close to denegrate tier
>>25257524
When I was in what you guys called middle school I was very clean cut and straight edge, And for a lot of girls this was a curious thing, Being of course that I was a beta cuck I failed completely on capitalizing on it. After I turned 18 I started to drink a little, do some social stuff although very little. Some of the things that QT's like best when I talk about is going to festivals, because there is drinking and loud music and stuff. I personally therefore think that being too clean cut is quite a turn off...
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>>25258052
Seems like being 100% clean cut is for traditional women. Obviously that does work today because value on women have gone down
greetings fellow robots, today, i am here to discuss with you the glory of the asian female, because after all, asian pussy was made for white cock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6rvQx-yw-Q
Sorry but asian pussy belongs to BBC too pussy ass wite boii
asian pussy literally belongs to everybody except forindians, muslims and Australian aboriginals
asian pussy is the world's bicycle.
>>25257510
>asian women wanting to do anything with niggers
besides they get paid to do that and most of the time its degrading.
>so unlikable you have 0 friends
why did I have to develop such a terrible personality?
>>25257441
Because you have zero friends.
>>25257480
It truly is a vicious cycle. Have shit social skills because of no friends, no friends because of shit social skills
>>25257505
That's why you *develop your personality.*
God damn.
>that feel when considering going to the psych ward out of boredom
don't do it
don't fucking do it
>>25257466
why my last 3 stays were nice
>>25257439
its a good time do it
Is Rey literallyL I T E R A L L Yperfect?
>>25257391
No but Lara is.
giant bugs bunny teeth
yes she's literally perfect to a fault, as in dumb mary sue bitch who ruined a movie
I helped a girl cheat on her boyfriend. I feel like the biggest piece of shit in the world...considering suicide.
>>25257360
tell the boyfriend, there's still time to make this right
May I ask what compelled you to help her cheat? Did she cheat on him with you?
>>25257360
boyfriends dont mean shit, don't have a panic attack
Are you a bad person?
I sincerely try not to be, but no matter how hard I try, I can't stop being an asshole.
I'm bitter and condescending. But I'm mostly this was with the people closest to me. With strangers and acquaintances, I give them just enough kindness to keep their distance.
I wish I could change but I've been this way my whole life, and it's so engrained in my personality that I do it unconsciously now. I get it from my mom and it annoys me to no end. I have no tolerance for anyone.
>>25257340
Yes; I'm a lazy leech; a useless neet
>>25257415
>I've been this way my whole life, and it's so engrained in my personality that I do it unconsciously now
Very true. It's been ingrained in your body language and vocal nuances. Just listen to a recording or watch a video of yourself. I want to believe we can still change but I'm getting worse with age.