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The last went quite well... I think doing it once a week wouldn't be a bad thing.
Share your feels fellow gaybots. (Lesbians, bisexuals, straight people are welcome too, as long as you want to talk about homosexual stuff)
No, we won't go back to /lgbt/, we want to talk with robots. No we're not degenerates, and most of us here don't totally agree with pride movements. We won't try to make you gay. No we don't spread AIDS anymore than you do, most of us are single and know that we should wear condoms too.
And at least if we do our gay stuff here the rest of "your" board will be kept innaffected.
fuck off faggot
and I'm glad I have to add this additional text because of the robot, because it means someone else is tired of your faggotry
>>27465443
Oh come on, the last one went pretty well. There weren't any porn or whatever.
Take your faggot ass back to /lgbt/
omegler9k, r9komegle, r9k, robot 9001. Get on I'm lonely.
>>27465363
OP is autistic and stupid
Fuck you faggot, I hate you
Someone come talk to me pls
>"I can't believe it took us so long to finally speak to each other! You know I did try my best to give you hints that I was interested in you. I just suck at stuff like that. I always felt so stupid when I tried flirting with you only to have you stare back at me without reacting. After a while I figured you just weren't attracted to me. That's why I was so shocked when you asked me out the other day! I'd waited and waited for you just to start some sort of conversation with me and there you were asking me out on the spot! No, it wasn't weird Anon. It was sweet. I feel like a very lucky girl for having you in my life."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6DtcOMqCDc ]
>"Gosh Sunday night always comes around so quickly. Time really is flying by, isn't it Anon. Sometimes I feel like it was just yesterday that we were in highschool spending our time doing nothing during those summer months. Remember how we found it so hard to imagine our lives being any different to how they were in those summers back in our hometown? I guess we are finally getting old after all! Well I hope you have a nice week Anon. I love you with all my heart. I always have and I always will!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTs50UH87-A ]
>"You're one of the most interesting people I've ever met, you know that? There's just so much to you, if that makes sense. I feel like we could talk for hours and hours without ever running out of things to talk about. I can tell you take a real serious interest in life, even if you seem sort of detached and disinterested a lot of the time. I'm very glad I met you Anon, you're the best company I could ask for. I hope you enjoy being around me too!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aQf5h-6a5U ]
>"But, like, what do you? I mean how can you be by yourself all the time? Don't you get lonely sometimes? Sorry if I'm being intrusive or anything, I just find it hard to imagine spending all my time alone. Hey, listen. Can I give you my number? I don't want to be annoying or anything but if you ever want to hang out with me then just call or text me, okay? I feel like there's a lot to you Anon, and I'd really appreciate the chance to be the person who gets to know you."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzSc2LJ5A2k ]
Why can't I live my life in an anime?
>>27465187
She's sitting way too close to the TV.
>>27465206
Nah man, she's not sitting close enough.
>>27465187
Because life isn't fair
>you will never follow a long story of Milena Velba, Nadine Jensen, Hitomi Tanaka and other big tit goddesses taking a well bred, currently flat chested girl on the cusp of pubescence under their wing, having massive titted lesbian orgies and training her, providing her with appropriate diets and hormonal injections to slowly evolve her into the ULTIMATE titcow
>you will never be there the day their apprentice turns 18, with G cups, and is bred by a male selected for a long lineage of big breasted women in his family to continue the titcow breeding program
>you will never witness the final outcome of their breeding program thousands of years down the road, a woman evolved to be quadrupedal to support the weight of her tits which are literally larger than most manlets
>>27465161
>you will never comfort Hitomi after she has been titshamed and assshamed by superior big black booty and help her train and grow her breasts through pregnancy and lactation until she has become the bustiest, highest estrogen woman in history
I love humongous teats.
>>27465161
>You will never be abducted by Tessa Fowler and Leanne Crow and slowly feminized into a busty trap, the only being fit to reproduce with such big titted goddesses
Should a girl give up on men and relationships, if, at the age of 22, she never met a guy who was truly attracted to her?
>>27465160
>truly
Oh boy. I can only imagine what this means.
>>27465178
Maybe she just wants to be something more than a oneitis.
>>27465178
That a guy willing to settle for one night and pump-and-dump you, doesnt count.
Are pubes a turnoff for women?
I'm afraid that once I get a girl in bed and she sees how hairy I am she'll be turned off
>>27465084
I don't mind em just trim them m8
What's even the point of this thread? It's not like being too short where you're flat out screwed and can't change it, or even being fat where you can lose weight but it'll just take a while. If you're that concerned take a razor and shave. It's not that hard.
I'll tell you one thing, razor bumps aren't a turn-on.
>tfw /r9k/ is infected with the tranny plague now aswell
>>27465034
>influx of "gay normies" now appearing
>>27465034
i feel you anon. wizardchan migration when?
however we need to stop bringing attention to it, hopefully theyll go away. either that or make rules for the board ie: no porn ( i came here to forget about stacey and her tits not see more staceys tits)
rule 2: no tranny shitposting, take it to /b/
etc...
>>27465034
it's always been that way. You should assume "fembots" are trannies until proven otherwise, just to be on the safe side.
Has anyone found a way to scam people on tinder for money?
Im thinking of setting up a fake tinder profile using some sluts pics on soc, befriending some betas, then charging them for nudes and such.
Anyone have any stories or experience with this?
>>27465013
no but u could just say:
im a grill between, but i have to go back to soviet russia please snd 2 me monee for a greencard and a plane ticket und i wilst lov u forevr
>>27465013
You could do what girls do and make betas buy you pizzas and shit.
>>27465245
also look up financial domination and u could use a site like manyvids to facilitate the exchange
Post the last album/song you listened to and anons decide whether or not you're a filthy normie
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aPmAiZrOB00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZKJ7k6zYaI
pretty norm but also extremely comfy
Originalorino comentorino etc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF5RCSPRJbc
>>27464822
reminds me of converge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ssrV7Ms3rw
Welcome robots. How many of you feel like you're truly special? Like you're cool or unique or interesting in some way that most normies aren't, yet people don't see it and don't give you the recognition you deserve? Today I'm going to take the time to give you all some advice on how to be more interesting and likeable as a person in just 3 steps. This is going to be a quality thread that takes a lot of effort so you BETTER NOT FUCKING IGNORE IT LIKE EVERY OTHER POST I MAKE ON THIS GOD DAMN BOARD WHILE YOU'RE ALL BUSY GIVING FEMANONS A THOUSAND REPLIES FOR NOTHING AND POSTING IN FUCKING KEK THREADS RRREEEEEEEEEEE
>disclaimer: This is not a guide on how to get a gf (although it may help on that path) and it is not "just b yourself" even though it may look like it's leading to that
Sorry anon but there's only one say to be interesting [/spoiler] being yourself [/spoiler]
Step one. Identify what makes you cool. Most of you narcissistic bastards probably have a few things come to mind already, but really explore the question, "what makes me more interesting, likable, overall just plain better than all the those fucking normies?" Let's face it, we all know we're way cooler than normies, but what qualities make us that way? Is it superior humour? Is it good taste in music/film? Are you intellectual? Philosophical? anything at all that makes you feel like you're better than anyone else. This is the easy step.
>>27464755
Whoops lmao I have to kill myself now
Something's going on, robots. Some of you guys might remember me, I am the guy who thinks the number 117 is stalking me, and it has gotten worse over this weekend, here are some of the happenings:
>playing Victoria II
>a new country becomes a Great Power
>117 score
>reading book
>going to stop at next chapter
>hit next chapter
>page 117
>Total War Attila
>fight battle
>battle ends
>enemy army has 117 men remaining
>download an image
>1.17mb
>get back to dorm
>thinking about all of the coincidences with 117 over the weekend
>look over at clock
>>>>1:17 am
>NOPE
>start typing this message
>look at clock
>11:07 am
Well obviously the numbers stalking you anon, you need to remove all numbers from your life
>>27464647
I remember you anon
I wanna write a song based on your experience, is that ok?
>>27464710
Sure, that is fine.
Are any of legitimate home/condo owners? Canadian by chance?
How much of your income to you devote to living?
Also, how do I leverage being a homeowner and losing my virginity and getting sex often?
I've thought about looking for a female tenant and giving her a discount for sexual services.
Another idea was to construct a dungeon in my basement like that old creepy Australian guy.
>>27464629
>Renting is for the goyim
how the fuck am I going to buy one? mortgage and then shackle myself to the jew bankers? how's that good?
also
>Can't move because muh house
sucks ass
>>27464706
Renting is basically throwing your money away, you will never see it again. And plus, when you rent you usually are paying for your landlord's mortgage as well as his profit.
I probably will never move. I'll probably die in my house.
>>27464799
>renting is basically throwing your money away
LOL
maybe you should re-take finance you fucking moron.
>middle school
>"Hey anon wanna join our club?"
>sure what club is it?
>"It's called the pen club! We each get a unique Pen ID. See! Mine is Pen42."
>oh cool! What's my ID gonna be?
>"Ummmm let's see, I don't think anyone has taken Pen15. You're Pen15 anon!"
>Oh boy! Pen15! I can't wait to be a part of this club!
>"Here let me write it on your hand so you don't forget"
>people start snickering
>What's so funny about Pen15? It's just my ID. Like how his is Pen42.
>"Oh it's nothing anon"
>Pen15 is not written on my hand in sharpie
>"Oh, anon, don't forget to go to our webiste pen island dot com (penisland.com) and register yourself"
>alright guys I'll do that when I get home! I can't wait to do fun club stuff!
>go the rest of the day with Pen15 written on my hand
>people snickering and asking why that's written on my hand
>tell them I'm part of a club
>go home
>go to penisland.com
>404 error, the url doesn't exist
>finally put two and two together
>fell for a similar ploy from the same group of people months later by joining the LAO club
>>27464489
anon I can understand falling for this once especially as a kid but how could you let it happen twice?
>>27464604
The worst part was that even people explained to me what the LAO symbol stood for, I still didn't understand it. It took me a few months to finally piece that one together. I blame my late puberty on that one.
>>27464649
>7th grade
>I was a year younger than everyone else, so my classmates were all hitting puberty and I wasn't
>sitting on bleachers with the dindus which was ok because i'm half-dindu
>"yo anon, you beat your meat bruh?"
>"what?"
>"beat your meat"
>"what"?
>"Beat. Your. Meat!"
>"I've never cooked before."
>"DO YOU MASTURBATE?"
>"................what?"
I found out what it was a year later. I wanted to go back and tell him that I did in fact beat my meat and it was pretty fun, but by then it would have been weird.
>be virgin until recently
>21 and feeling good
>"non-degenerate"
>get too drunk
>gives head to some random
>in a fucking bush
and that's not all
>think I see same guy at work (can't even look at his face, I see his hair and I feel overwhelmed by shame, being overly paranoid)
>actually some famous surfer
>feel even more stupid for mistaking the guy
>workmates know
>iwanttodie.jpg
How the hell can I get over this shame and embarrassment?! How do you guys get over feeling humiliated?
Jesus man.
But really, you were a degenerate before this. You got too drunk, and drinking is classic degeneracy.
Congrats, OP. Now you're a degenerate slut.
How do you even let that happen.
Grow the fuck up and move on with it, maybe?
The duration of shame lessens more and more with each act of degeneracy, until you ultimately become one massive degenerate.
Are you gay?
