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>4am in the morning
>29 years old
>sitting in my cumstained gamer chair eating pizza
>hardcore gaming persona 4
>dad opens the door a couple centimeters wide
>see the disappointment in his eyes
>he just says "oh" and closes the door again
that might be it bros
what's the easiest for suicide?
need some text in here so yeah typical: dont do it pls someone loves you
man up and help him with work, or go eat kebab together.
>>27440977
Helium tanks are no longer pure helium
>be wagecuck
>get second job at target
>start researching online about what its like to work for them
>find an entire website dedicated to discussing how fucking shit it is
>"surely it cant be that horrible" i tell myself
>working 4-8am sorting boxes and stocking shelves
>first couple days go pretty okay, have someone training me
>then im thrown in completely by myself
>im supposed to be trained for a minimum of two weeks
>suddenly im called to start unloading the truck
>this wasnt in the job description but okay
>going as fast as I can breaking my back .50cents over minimum wage for mr. shekelstein
>hothead manlet boss behind me keeps telling me I'm too slow when I'm going at the same pace as the worker next to me
>after about 20 minutes of unloading boxes constantly my arms feel like they are about to fall off
>ask for a break because I don't want to hurt myself
>"you're gonna just have to deal with it sooner or later"
>okay.png
>on the floor stocking
>get bitched at for the most minor and autistic shit
>one person tells me one thing, another person tells me to do the complete opposite
>hothead manlet constantly bitching at me and treating me like a slave nigger
>gets on my case for shit that I haven't even been trained about
>every time I ask a question so I can figure out how to do something properly I still get bitched at
>clock out every day feeling like complete shit
I'm supposed to go back tomorrow but you know what, fuck that bald asshole and fuck Target. I'm never shopping there again. Anyone thats thinking about working for that company stocking shelves first thing in the morning, do yourself a favor and just don't. I've never been treated so horribly in my entire life and that's really saying something.
Anyway, wagecuck horror thread post your shitty work experiences/neetfags come laugh at us
>>27440624
What's your first job?
>>27440624
It's your fault for not telling somebody that you feel like you haven't been properly trained.
>>27440624
I'm sorry anon, best be quitting that.
Quit now and don't look back.
Always look forward, never look back
Feels thread.
What's wrong, anon? let it all out.
>tfw noone to talk to besides my family
I haven't had a text in over a week, I think the last text I had was from Domino's pizza advertising a special deal.
>>27440517
I feel like I've never been truly happy, maybe temporary satisfaction when I buy new things, like a phone or something. Usually I'd be thinking that's just the way life is but these days it's really been weighing on my mind. I don't think I'm feeling sadness or unhappiness, something else just not sure what. I don't think I've posted in this board in my life just felt like I needed a place to let it out.
>you finally get a girlfriend
>she refuses all of your fetishes
Deal breaker?
Yes. If I ever get a GF and she isn't kinky then its an insta-drop.
>implying my fetish involves her consent
>>27440069
How kinky
>tfw no belly gf
I just want to cuddle on the sofa with a qt and play with her belly all day
>>27439371
original belly gf
>>27439386
no belly love on r9k?
>>27439371
There must be some belly-lovers out there.
===== CHART THREAD =====
>spend hours making a chart
>try and make friends
>rate ppl by an ms paint image
Just spent too much time making mine and there was no threads in the catalog.
>>27432138
r8 and h8 dudes
>>27432229
serial experiments, watching right now.
>>27432229
>philosophy
>any plato
What's your favourite plato, though? I read through his complete works. I think i enjoy Timaeus and so on best. I'd have a coffee with you and discuss libertarianism and so on tbqh famalamabingbangbong
Today: Hapiness is like 9. Probably because i remembered spinoza. Anybody want a big fat hug?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNm-xT59c-8&index=4&list=PLPwpjAMm3XckpXKGao1cEcaQX0aaIohBy
>post attempts at socialising
>bonus: she/he replies.
I can tell you're a virgin just from that text.
>seen
Shit that stung a little bit
>>27428186
OP here, girl #2
Damn it's fucking windy as hell down here.
>tfw type up long post, put effort into it and then go to reply and it says 'this thread is archived, you cannot reply anymore'
I sware the post was on first page too, must have been an old tab. a bit peeved lads
>Sittingbourne lad
>Bit blustery
>Only one fence gate blown off
Pretty fucking disappointed tbqh. I was hoping for a lot more destruction to wake up to. Might take a walk up the park later to see what's happened there.
Hi to the other Sittingbourne lad if you're around.
>>27456907
What was the post about? Sum it up.
ITT: post something 100% factual about yourself that no one will believe.
No girl has ever been interested in me. I'm a handholdless hugless kissless virgin.
My wife (16) is pregnant and I'm not a poo-in-loo or snackbar or squatter or any of that.burst toast
I am typing with my penis right now
Why are traps and trannies so popular here?
We're so lonely we'll take anyone we can get, whether they be social outcasts or mentally ill.
>>27441094
Robots are closeted homosexuals.
robots think that a trap / tranny would like them, while in reality a passable trap is so rare and there are so many men who are into traps that they'll be facing even more fierce competition than with actual women
They are out there.
This cutie pie is not a slut.
There must be more.
Cutie pie girls cannot be sluts.
That is a child son.
Soon...soon she will make the transition.
>>27463812
She is a college basketball player
Her need to communication
Why is it just so easy for men to be successful? Why are women oppressed by every facit of life?
>>27463728
Shut the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck up plz
Don't you need extensive training to get a Class 1 liscense?
Fucking roasties, I swear.
By "guys" she means men she finds attractive. We don't even register as humans in her mind.
If I were born in a first world country, my body would be healthy and in one piece.
If I were born in Japan, I wouldn't have wasted the first 22 years of my life.
I won't say it's not mostly (51%) my fault, but it's so frustrating.
There's absolutely no upside to it, unless reincarnation exists and this was all to make me stronger or some shit; but I doubt that.
Tempted to blacklist "American flag" when downloading hentai.
>your average bernie supporter
>>27463552
>Japan is da best!!1!11
Nice meme weeb
>>27463571
America is a place that destroys betas more than any other country. Not only are betas actively crushed, they're humiliated at the same time.
No country in the world has as much hatred for their weak and poor as America.
Do alphas/Chads ever get dumped?
>>27463375
yeah but its just a game to them
>>27463415
because it IS all just a game.
They do but they just don't give a shit.
>/po/ comes into the surgery
>After 4 hours, he has given up trying to make a swan
>Suffered 6 deep papercuts in the process
>Wants me to give him some plaster and a bandage to stop the bleeding
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
Why is /pol/ trying to make a swan?
If you keep killing the other boards like this they're gonna catch on, you need to slow down.
>>27463404
>He has never tried to visit /pol/ accidentally clicked /po/ and wondered why all topics are about origami
