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Old thread reached image limit. Continue becoming inspired. Escape your terrifyingly boring existence for a few seconds.
Why even continue?
They're holding you back.
amen starman
We must continue to shed light on the robot takeover.
>select all images with rivers
Even the r9k bot is in on this.
>>27460106
http://inspirobot.me/ for anyone who wishes to be enlightened
Real meta shit right here
robots on the suicide watch
What do you think about lesbians robots?
>age-gap yuri
A gift from the gods.
>>27459958
Yuri is a gift from the gods.
>>27459918
Too many are legitimately horrible people. They have among them the highest abuse rates and from my experience are rather narcissistic. A cute girl with good morals is worth her weight in diamonds.
Genetically inferior bloke reporting in. Where are my fellow uggos?
B L O K E
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what's good for dark circles on very pale skin?
>>27460022
Sun and sleep
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
Post results robots
>tfw nervous wreck
Is this bad guys?
>>27459870
woah lad, if you answered truthfully you should probably see a doctor or something. It's only gonna get worse if you don't.
>>27459618
Nice test
Why are women incapable of having hobbies?
>be 22 yr old NEET kv
>waste my life watching anime
>parents tell me i need to get either a job or go to community college
>college, graphic design course
>dont really like talking to people
>find out this fat girl watches anime too, overhear her talking about it
>finally gather courage to talk to her because fuck yeah first friend
>she has only watched Naruto, that too a few episodes in the middle. But she has heard of bleach and other very popular anime
>doesn't have any other hobbies
>tell her to watch the bread and butter good ones, Cowboy Bebop and FLCL, those
>"lol anon they're so old, they dont look good. Dont you have any new ones haha"
she has my respect, i didnt even manage to watch naruto past episode 5.
Women take on "nerd" hobbies like anime and video games only to bask in the undivided attention of betas so she can get her daily ego boost on the reg.
>>27459473
You don't understand women at all. A woman will put less thought into having a child than men put into customizing the action bars in an MMO.
What's the dumbest thing you've done while drunk?
>on thanksgiving I told my dad I fucked a hooker when we went on vacation in las vegas
>fell off my parents roof trying to get in my second floor bedroom window when I locked myself out
>broke my arm crashing my brothers ATV into a tree
>got caught in my parents jacuzzi naked with a different hooker
>>27459208
woke up at my managers house
Tried to test my pain tolerance.
Didn't hurt myself much, but from a social point of view it was full-on robot.
>tfw been a trap for years and starting to regret everything but not masculine enough to be a man
>>27459022
What exactly are you regretting?
CongratuIations, you played yourself
You're always masculine enough to be a nu-male like the rest of us poor shit genetic bastards
>men claim to hate women and don't want them here
>give women attention
>shower them with compliments
>ask fembots to be their girlfriend
>beg them to add you on Skype
>Beg them to allow you to buy them things from amazon (Eliza)
>bb-bbb I HATE WOMEN WOMEN CANT BE ONE OF US FUCK OFF
don't lump me in with the filthy /soc/ crossposters you normie whores
>>27458642
Daily reminder revolver
>>27458670
>hate women
>want to get people to roll for a girlfriend.
????
makes no sense
>2010 was six years ago
>the xbox 360 is 10 years old
>the N64 is 20 years old
Pokemon diamond/pearl is a decade old
Who else here is a proud liberal and not ashamed of it?
depends, what kind and type of "liberal" are you referring to?
>>27458568
Inb4 authoritarian Democrat pretending to be a liberal.
do socialists count?
What's a comfy anime to watch for a total anime newbie?
I want to get into it but I need something comforting and soothing because (being a robot) I'm a barely functional depresso.
>>27458544
non non biyori
yuru yuri
k-on
>>27458544
Daily Life of High School Boys
Silver Spoon
Barakamon
>>27458544
ignore >>27458576 unless you like the idea of lesbians walking all over you
Nichijou is bretty gud but I'm barely above beginner-tier
>mom keeps trying to find a husband for me from our church
>they're all at least ten years older than me
> Fembot Feels
get rekt'd fuckboi
>>27458470
My mom's doing the opposite and trying to find me a wife at her church. Shit's annoying as hell, nogf certainly isn't from lack of trying
>tfw no bf xddd
>tfw no chad to cumdump me
>omg my cat licked my ice cream
>foreveralone.jpg
leave
ITT: girls so pretty that after seeing them life will never be the same again
pretty close to perfect imo
I'm a sucker for short hair and freckles.
>>27458441
>>27458537
hair too short tbqh
Drug thread? Drug thread
>>27458206
Sorry about your terrible quality of weed if that's what that even is
>>27458277
How can you tell from that pick. I am no expert, just curious.
>>27458305
There's loads of leaves in it, I can barely make out the buds (which are the parts you want to smoke)
