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Who /stares down law enforcement/ here?
>have a habit of staring at people
>drive by parked police car
>stare them down as I drive past
Are you Mexican? They stare like crazy
>>27464130
Yeah, but mexicans only stare as an act of aggression.
It's not like white people stares, which as an American of Mexican ethnicity, freaks me the fuck out, because my people don't do that.
Is it true that white dads beat their kids if they don't do that cold blooded no soul stare into people's eyes when talking?
That's a good way to get their attention to your car.
Paranoid people do that
How do I fix my bad posture? Also if I do will it make me taller (5'9 manlet)?
shouldn't you be more concerned with the micro penis?
>>27464172
everyone's dick is small when flaccid you retard except for blacks and guys who are like 9 inches hard
>>27464172
woman detected
The average flaccid dick length is like 4 inches.
Alright /r9k/ I need your help. My girlfriend is next to me and she seems to think getting blowjobs from other girls is cheating. Can you please tell her its not cheating but if she gives orher guys blowjobs it is cheating?
My fellow NEETs, please explain to her why I dont need to get a job.
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it 8/8
>oregano comment
>>27464053
Do I sense jealousy wagecuck?
>>27463981
repeat these words to her:
a blowjob does not pay unless you are a female or a gay
When I was really young I remember having something of a fetish for being pursued and wanted by women. Like having someone go to great lengths to be with me.
Now that I'm older I literally repulse women
it's been years and i'm still going after you, you're just hard to get...
>>27463936
Kek, thanks for cheering me up anon.
Have you tried fanticising about men
>tfw started to relate with psychos and sociopaths
stop ignoring me i can't do this alone
>>27463641
I'll post in your thread if you get me a gf
>>27464614
where do you live and what's your preferences in a woman?
Anyone else here depressed?
>>27463264
yesstupid fuckhole robot
>>27463264
almost constantly. I drown them in extensive fapping sessions... doesn't seem to make it better though.. weird
I keep thinking that I should end it, but every time I try, I always pussy out and cry.
Help me, lads.
who /diagnosed anorexic/ here?
>>27470517
who /bitch nigger/ here?
fixed
>>27470517
no, but I rarely eat breakfast, skip lunch or other meals because i feel fat. i'm like 147lb 5ft 7 idk if thats fat it probably is but im very self conscious about my weight. im retarded for thinking that does something but at least im aware im retarded
maybe its because i hate fat people
>mfw gained 10 lbs in about three weeks
God bless weight gainers
I have no fucking clue who else to ask this and I don't really know any other women IRL, or people for that matter. Okay I have no IRL friends. Help me.
I'm travelling to Sverige in Summer for a wedding and I need a light, airy, comfortable dress to wear so I've narrowed it down to these three.
I know people say don't wear white for a wedding but I think that's kind of an old fashioned taboo and fine if your dress is plain and not too flashy, which the one I'm looking at is.
Which is the best.
Please don't tell me to go to /fa/, it's a board full of chain-smoking, hipster faggots who still think Cole Mohr is a thing and piss jeans are funny.
Middle one is cute.
>>27470301
Decent b8 all around, 6/10
>>27470344
I'm serious. I want some legit feedback on this.
>>27470328
That's kind of the one I'm leaning towards too but I was worried the low neck would be too flashy for a wedding.
who /low college gpa/ here?
>tfw 2.6 gpa
>>27469668
Hold on OP I'll check mine
>>27469695
>he has to check it
either overachiever or really doesn't give a fuck
>>27469695
Currently 2.919
37 Credits
After this semester it'll be 50 credits
I just got in a relationship and my gf still has a shitload of pictures of her clinging all over her past bf's. She literally has like 6 years of previous relationship photos and then there's mine. I feel like she's starting a fucking collection of guys she's been with.
This shit bugs me but I know if I bring it I might risk losing her.
That's actually fucked up. You should confront her about that.
>>27469715
Are you sure? I mean she has pics of her past bf's to the point where her last bf of 4 years let her keep up the guys before her.
I mean, realistically yes it's fucked up but that doesn't mean her and her friends can't flip it back on me somehow. I feel ashamed of not being able to just deal with it I guess, even though it's literally cuck shit to look at photos of her clinging to dudes she's slept with
>>27469556
women are scum OP the sooner you learn that the better. I had an ex that was like that and I made her delete that shit( she still ended up cucking me with my " best friend" a week after we broke up), women who are obsessed with social media are trash.
Hello there wagecuck.
Did you have a nice Easter weekend? Those few days of freedom sure fly by don't they.
I wasn't expecting to see you online to be honest. It's getting late and you don't want to start the working week all groggy and tired.
Me? Well I'll do the same thing I do everyday: which is whatever I want. I'll hit the gym around 10am when all the wagies are at work and I mostly have the place to myself. Then I'll come home and have a long shower and a tasty snack. Then I might take a stroll in the park, weather permitting of course. I've also got many books to finish and projects to work on. Every day is an opportunity to improve yourself in some way. Assuming you're not chained to a desk from 9 to 5 of course...
Well you better be heading to bed soon friend. Why not show up early tomorrow? That will impress the boss and you might be able to negotiate that pay rise you're oh so desperate for.
Another day, another dollar as they say.
thisis truly accurate my neetfriend[\spoiler]
>tfw starting a business with high school friend in less than three years
>am I still a wagecuck if I work for myself?
>>27469394
>fake wojak
kill self
how do cute girls taste when you kiss them?
>>27469221
It depends on what they had for lunch.
>>27469254
what if the cute girl had vanilla ice cream?
>>27469273
Then she tastes like eggs.
When's the last time your mom saw your dick?
>pic unrelated
damn I'd love to hear some stories
>>27469179
>When's the last time your mom saw your dick?
maybe 12? the last time was when i would still take baths with my moms help
>>27469627
your mom gave you baths when you were 12?
>DUDE WEED LMAO
Stoners are the literal scum of the Earth. I don't care if you smoke weed, but people who make it the core of their personalities are insufferable.
Basically anyone who has one hobby that defines them is a shallow tit.
>Videogames, bruh
>Weed, bruh
>Vintage Pornography, bruh
>>27469139
Robot bruh.
/b/tard bruh
>>27469022
Huge number of my friends smoke weed everyday, they either study or have jobs, families or a long term partner, yet they would still consider themselves as "stoners".
Would you?
Do they fall into your stereotype labeled group called "stoners" ?
I BREAK MIRRORS WITH MY FACE IN THE UNITED STATES
BREAK MIRRORS WITH MY FACE IN THE UNITED STATES
BREAK MIRRORS WITH MY FACE IN THE UNITED STATES
I DON'T CARE ABOUT REAL LIFE
I DON'T CARE ABOUT REAL LIFE
what the hell is the matter with you?
Hell yeah. Get dowwwwwn!!!
>>27468897
He's probably this guy >>27468119
