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>tfw absolute abject failure
You're just unlucky. You're not an abject failure until someone dies because of your mistakes.
>>27474228
Why am I unlucky?
>>27474423
Because in the card game of life you got dealt a hand of jack shit? I don't know. No point in asking why. You've just got to work with what's available.
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT HOW I FEEL
I DON'T FEEL IT ANYMORE
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT HOW I FEEL
I DON'T FEEL IT ANYMORE
I don't feel there anymore*
I sit
in my desolate room
no lights
no music
JUST ANGER!! >X()
>>27474119
I killed everyone
I'm away forever
BUT I'M FEELIN' BETTER! >XD
For once in my fucking life I have TWO yes TWO girls wanting to suck my dick.
I have no idea how it happened but I got drunk at the first party I went to last night. I woke up feeling like shit.
Anyways these two chicks started hitting up my phone.
THERE BOTH FUCKING HOT.
ONE is ASIAN. ONE is ARABIC.
Which one should I choose r9k?
ASIAN : Height 5'2
ARABIC : Height 4'9
I am 5'5.
Both asian then... ;))
>>27474030
OP here. I am autistic. What do you mean both asian?
>>27474000
Nice trips.
But you're an autist who is (1) lying and (2) believes he has to choose.
Lol. Do you think Chad chooses one or the other?
who else /selfdestruct/?
Everything is going great and I can see myself looking for ways to fuck it up.
I'm waiting till the time is right
I feel so weird about everything, confused by my own thoughts and motives
It's not even intentional
It's just something I have to do
Story of my lyfe
>>27473991
I take you where you want to go
I give you all you need to know
I drag you down I use you up
Mr. Self-destruct
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwUL-MSFGBw
>tfw gay
>schizo
>tfw all accompanying mental issues
Do I even have a chance?
I'm too much of a coward to kill myself
What do robots?
>>27473975
You would be so qt if you where a girl. damn shame
>>27473975
aaaaaaaaaaand reported for terrorism
enjoy gitmo
Sounds like you're in over your head. Might as well enjoy your descent into madness.
>interviewed at my dream job last week
>everything went preddy ok
>they say "we'll get back to you in a day or two"
>it's been 6 days since then including weekends
Why do they do this. Don't they know I'm suffering?
>>27473974
Is it possible that their work was closed for Good Friday, Easter Saturday, Easter Sunday and the Monday Bank Holiday?
I don't want to upset you anon but there's a good chance that you didn't get the job and the interviewer was letting you down easy because they liked you as a person but you were illfitted for the job role. (Assuming the job role actually existed in the first place and wasn't just a mock-up put there so that they could hire a friend/family member of someone senior to work there. It happens all the time.)
jobs are for cucks. good job making some jew rich.
So recently I started going back to school after the summer ended. I've never been much of an outgoing person, really, but I still had quite a few friends and I liked to interact with them. However, after school started again, I noticed that I just started caring very little about interacting with people, instead spending most of my time on my phone, browsing the internet on my PC or playing vidya. I also care very little about school compared to how much I cared about in past years, with me being unable to muster up the will to do any work until the last minute, and sometimes I just plain don't give a fuck and don't do the work. I haven't even bought any of the books yet.
Even then, I stopped caring about a lot of things I previously liked, and the only things I enjoy are vidya and internet. If it weren't because I at least give a very small fuck about school, I would probably be staying up at 3 AM. I've been starting to feel sort of numb, and detached from everything and I just don't know what to do.
idk, I just wanted to share to see if anyone had anything to say about this.
>>27473906
It's called depression.
You need to find the source for it, then maybe you can get rid of it.
yeah this is depression anon, I think you assumed you'd really like getting back into school, but it just hasn't been everything you'd hope it would be. Stay strong. Try and just force yourself to do the work, it might make you feel better if you get good grades. I was in the same position, but when I started doing really well I really go into it and eventually it went away.
>>27473981
But how do I get good grades if I can barely give a hecc about work and study?
I even have trouble writing essays that aren't just copy-pastes of what's in the book with a bunch of the words changed.
what do robots do to make friends? Seems like mtg is a classic way for autists to meet and support each other
no even I won't fall that far
that deck is like $2500
prostitutes seem better than friends at that price.
>>27473847
>the paper jew
>grill in school presented her speech today
>during, she was looking at me the entire time
>if I looked at the board or floor instead of her, she would move her eye contact elsewhere around the room
>but whenever I looked back at her she'd start staring at me again as she spoke
Does this mean she thinks I'm cute or she thinks I'm ugly and was most comfortable looking at someone she doesn't give a shit about?
She also smiled and said 'good job anon' after I gave mine. She knows my name, I don't know hers.
She likey you
Give her a smile
Why is eye-contact so excruciating?
>>27473821
Ask her out, what have you got to lose?
What was the lowest point in your life?
When bf broke up with me a few years ago
Went full alcoholic mode and made an ass out of myself many times
Also right now, but I'm accepting it and not really unhappy. Just neutral. Things haven't gotten better, really, or worse.
>>27473740
Got a C on my math test :(
>>27473740
Being homeless and alone hundreds of miles away from where I grew up
how do i stop making this stupid fucking face whenever i make eye contact with someone in passing
instead of saying hi or waving i just make this autistic fucking face literally every single time
pic related
bump someone please help me
very easy: everytime you do this, immediatly do soemthing way more stupid afterwards, like tripping over your feet or hitting yourself
that way you will become very afraid of this facial
>>27473613
Kek
I do that too. I probably look so retarded. I can't really smile though, and if I did it would look creepy
Just want to slide my hand down a grill's sexy lacey panties and finger her til I see a wet spot on the cotten, then when they're all slippery and can see her vagina through them, lick it a bit then slap and rub my cock on the only thing separating it from her vajayjay. Eventually ripping a hole in them so I can fuck her while she's still wearing them.
Tfw grills value their panty collection more than men and no grill would ever let me do this.
>>27473481
>Tfw grills value their panty collection more than men and no grill would ever let me do this.
Just buy her a pair of edible panties or something. Can't think how you'd tear a hole in a regular pair anyway.
want to buy some used panties?
>>27473518
Good idea. Unfortunately would have to have a gf to buy edible panties for.
>"Hey Anon, medium latte with an extra shot?"
Fucking slut, now I have to walk an extra 10 minutes to another coffee shop because she knows my fucking name and order.
>tfw always get a happy tingle down my spine when someone recognizes me
Oh fuck, I hate it when the service people become familiar with me. I went to a local sandwich place too many times and they knew exactly what I was going to order. I guess it's OK, but I prefer not to be recognized too.
>>27473450
>visit local restaurant during lunch break at work once per week
>every employee there knows my name
>never told anyone my name
>be me
>senior year
>get exam back
>47%
>forced to take Saturday courses
>get next exam back
>48%
>gook friend tries to bm me
I'm fucking done with this school, literally can't do jack shit and thanks to the boosted passing grade my chances of graduating are slim
>>27473411
how about you apply yourself fucking lazy loser.
>>27473439
Nice b8, too bad the teachers said there isn't a way to fix my problem by the end of the year
>>27473473
well then you deserve it for being a mediocre student. Life doesn't owe you shit.
>Falling for the transphobia meme.
>Not realising you're a normie.
>>27473389
and just what in the name of fuck is "transphobia"
I can think of nothing more normie than "respecting' someone's pronouns. I don't even live in a liberal place and trannies/gays are at the top of the social hierarchy, you cannot criticize them.
>>27473389
Last I checked normies love Mr. Jenner. Being a robot means you aren't a normie so therefore you would not love trannies like general public that loves that Jenner guy.
