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I'll go first, this chick said I'm not her type on a dating site.
>>27475902
>be 20
>Finally found a bf
>dude is been trying to date every girl he knows but is always rejected
>think that he will be happy to have someone finally
>be nice, accept his fetish, cook for him
>tree month into the relationships he confess he has no feelings but still want to be with me
>t-that's ok maybe you need time
>five months into the relationship and I discover he still have feeling for his friends bf that hooked up with him once then brutally ditched him
>wanttodie.jpg
>>27477132
His friend's gf*
Kill me I'll never have this 5'11" goddess to myself.
ITT: We talk about our autism and how we live life with it.
If you think you have autism, feel free to post.
I must have autism - I'm 22, play video games, listen to metal, and smoke weed.
If it's not autism it's definitely something wrong.
>If you haven't been diagnosed with austism but you just think you have it FUCK OFF
>>27475914
It's called being a faggot and most people on this board have it.
Why don't you guys just get a girlfriend THEN cut off her roastie while she's asleep?
Worked for me.
HE DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE, IRREDEEMABLE MADMAN
>>27475838
dude i'm fucking eating rare steak here jesus fucking christ
>>27475838
What is dat
I matched with a qt trap on tinder
"she" messaged me first just saying "hi :)" and I just kinda went along
And we arranged a time to meet up but Im feeling kinda scared
Ive watched trap porn before but idk if I would feel really guilty and bad after?
Should I just DO IT??
"She" is balding
Fuck him in the pooper
Poop comes out of there anon.
Poop comes out of there.
Just got rejected by a girl from work through a text message after asking her out to lunch.
Whats the best way to deal with this? Should I just completely ignore it and delete the message or should I reply? If so..what with?
Ignoring it might seem like you're upset and passive aggressive.
I would reply "Okay, no problem." - Then delete her number and forget it.
Ask her for dinner then
>>27475516
Rape her
Only logical thing to do
who else /fat/ here?
Get in here lads
tell me about it, i'm 5'10 and 190, my doctor says i should be around 175 180
feels bad man
Built fat 5"11 95kg would look great if I could get to 10% BF but to focuses on pb's to cut
Oh and I have an ugly face
5'3 and 220 lbs.
I used to be over 350 lbs though. Feels weird knowing you'll never truly see what your body was actually supposed to look like.
if you could do anything and not be judged for it what would it be?
>burning stuff
>>27475184
necrophilia
without a moment's fucking hesitation
>>27475306
whats the attraction? that's a fetish i've never understood
>>27475184
Bombing Mecca and Medina to the ground.
How do we solve the stormfag problem that infects other boards? /pol/ ruined this site
I think you mean stormfriends you dumb kike, they are the last line of defense from this place turning into reddit you cuckold.
>>27475132
it's just roleplay
GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW
>>27475132
play fallout
How can a guy with no education who makes 14$ an hour working in a fab shop get a tall, financially successful, well educated alpha gf like this??
There's something called luck in life, OP
>>27474777
Damn, I got trips, must be a sign from god
1) Be a chad
2) ???
3) profit
what's your favourite sauce with your tendies?
I like hot bbq
>>27474710
Your moms pussy juice
>>27474727
don't make me swallow your words, foul man
>>27474710
honey mustard
Like what the fuck does this even mean? Normies are insufferable.
It means your mom is about to commit suicide
How can you possibly get mad at that
fucking robots bitch about their lives being garbage but don't appreciate a single good thing they have
I think your mom is a narcissist
>tfw no Italian American mafia friends to crack wise, break balls and whack our enemies with.
Now that's a feel, am I right, fellas? Fuggedaboutit, whatta ya gonna do uh?
i'm more of a jewish mafia kind of guy
tfw people think there are still whites that populate the city
sorry this isnt anytime below 1960 OP
>>27474410
Have you ever seen Once Upon a Time in Amerca?
It's probably my favorite gangster movie
Don't you realize that preferring anime girls to real people is gay?
You're literally fantasizing about and masturbating to a man's creation designed to lure you into buying DVDs and cheap plastic toys.
Stay pathetic, faggot.
mental retardation is unaware of itself
>being lured into creating babies and furthering the nonsensical cycle of life instead
>>27474322
You could have tried to make us feel something by posting some nice homely girl but you posted a classic roastie disfigured by her inner evil slipping out.
Anyone else here unironically jack it to cuckold porn?
yaeh
Me. Shit is so hot. I love seeing white women take the BBC because it looks like they are being fucked by a piece of shit. I think cuckold porn is the ultimate form of misogyny desu.
>ironically jacking off to anything
Is this a meme? Am I dip?
Hey anon, I've heard you've been liftIng, gonna help me out here?
>>27474118
haha sure okay
Of course! So, anything going on?
I've not been lifting at all, Chad. I've been eating junk food and playing video games and masturbating all day.
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