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>She is angry at her bf
My chance will come soonafter ten years of orbiting
>>27470807
fuckin despicable cuck
>>27470807
>She's fighting with her fiance over seating at the wedding...
This is it, she's finally going to be mine!
>>27470807
>She just invited me to the christening for their third baby after complaining how unhelpful her husband has been during this pregnancy.
I gotta good feeling about this one, robots.
>tfw at a funeral
>tfw causing a funeral
who's funeral is it anon?
>tfw at home pretending to be sick in bed
>tfw don't want to go to school
I used to be like you all, bitter at the world, at life, and at women. But then I decided to go on vacation with some mates, and it was there were everything changed.
Cont.?
Sure, go for it anon.
>>27470458
ITT: Failed normie becomes successful normie. Nothing to see here.
>>27470458
>But then I decided to go on vacation with some mates, and it was there were everything changed.
>mates
If you have friends then you already have an advantage over us. I'm willing to hear your story, but I will only take it seriously if you also explain how you went from having zero friends (like us) to having friends.
My bipolar disorder is swinging hard right now.
Pl0x tell me it will be okay.
Life sucks, then you die.
But hey, you a full life of labour ahead of you. No reason to off yourself.
>>27470415
only if you are pic related
also you have to date me
also love me pls
>>27470415
>Pl0x
Not after this.
>I just shilled out 99 cents to JewTunes
>all for a song I hadn't heard in years and who has no online record except for JewTunes
What song was it?
>>27471507
korn - got the life
>>27471507
Heaven Weeps by David Vandervelde. It's ONLY on iTunes. No YouTube audio of it exists.
>roomate has people over last night without telling me beforehand
>I come home after work, lots of people inside my house
>people playing beer pong, music blasting, attractive girls
>just want to go to sleep in my room
>roomate is drunk, yells my name and introduces me to everyone
>force a smile and nod my head
>literally pressured to shotgun a beer
>choke on half of it, but people are laughing and having a good time
>forced to play a game of beer pong
>me and team mate blows other team away
>crowd literally cheering when I make the last cup
>people actually wanting to be around me
>start dancing with a girl
>literally having a great time
>people leave around midnight
>literally fall asleep smiling
Is this what normie life is like, robots? Literally feel like I wasted my life shitposting so far.
yes, congratulations brother you've escaped
>>27470334
Go, NOW. And don't tun back
>>27470334
Yes. Gtfo normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITT we share dating advice
To gain her attention, scream into her face really loud
>>27470211
Thanks for this thread. I asked a girl to hang out with me today and she actually said yes. I was wondering what it was I was doing wrong.
>>27470233
What do you plan on talking about? I actually can't imagine ever having a convo with a girl that isn't smalltalk.
>>27470255
Small talk is a good place to start, you can usually hit upon something deeper to talk about along the way.
I am a time traveler from the year 2052.
Ask me anything.
>>27470209
Are you faggot from last time ?
>>27470209
Do feminine penises still exist?
how bad do the millenials drop the ball?
WHERE DO I FIND A GF
FUCK
Do you think I'd be wasting my life here if I knew?
>>27470189
why, the gf store, of course :^)
>he doesn't know about gf-mart
what would you do, /r9k/?
Yes this is real.
>>27470146
Do they accept skinny fat people?
>would you pretend to jerk off on camera for $1000
i'd do it for free
>>27470146
Fuck yeah I would. That's like a months rent and a half
Heres a question for you robots: We see plenty of beastiality threads for women, but what male anons here have fucked their dog? Male or Female and I dont mean you got fucked, you did the fucking. Just generally curious
>>27470081
I have tried many times to fuck my dog but I cant because her pussy is way too fucking small, theres just nothing I can do about it, no amount of trying to stretch works
There's tons of horses within a 20 mile radius of where I live, I have a big city to the north of me, suburbia around me, and rural nearby, all within this zone, but all the horses are locked up at night time when its cold during this time of year, and trying to fuck them during the day is just asking to be sent to prison.
Maybe come sometime in June, July, or August I'll try to sneak in sometime and fuck one of them, maybe not
>>27470291
Are dogs pussies really that tight? Or is your dog a small dog? I've seen my dogs before and I guess it looked pretty medium? I guess would be a good way to describe it
>>27470504
shes a golden retriever and was the runt of the litter
Dunno if its the breed or if its just she was the runt, it wasn't my call to get her, if I was in charge I wouldnt have gotten a runt
When did /r9k/ lose their virginity?
>i was 15
>>27469993
normie get out reeeee
leave
21, but i tell everyone i was 16 so they look at me like a normie
>>27469993
19, still virgin.
I hurts everyday that I missed out on sweet teen pussy.
>"Finally, horribly, some rapists enjoy making their victims' bodies respond to the assault as a sign of dominance. These rapists work to get a physical response from their victims. They have learned how fear and anxiety can correspond to other forms of heightened arousal, and they exploit the connection."
http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2013-05/science-arousal-during-rape
A lot of the studies on rape victims involve self-reported answers and are therefore unreliable.
I honestly believe that all the legal/social shame bullshit behind rape is to mask human's primal nature: to take and be taken. If a woman is raped and she orgasms, it is complete bullshit to turn around and say she didn't consent. She had an orgasm. Put yourselves in her shoes. You're having a FUCKING ORGASM. YOU'RE ENJOYING THE EXPERIENCE. Feeling bad about it later doesn't mean shit. Own your primal desires.
A woman who is raped is damaged goods permanently. It's a hard fact of life. She has been emotionally and physically bonded to 'her' rapist.*
*ever notice how women in particular use the possessive when describing rape incidents? If you're so ashamed why is it YOUR rapist and not the MAN WHO RAPED YOU?
Your body and your mind are not separable here. "Consent" never exists in nature.
"Rape" is a social construct. Forcing yourself on someone and making them orgasm is simply an act of dominance and a natural expression of gender polarity. There is no 'rape' in nature.
This applies for man on woman rape, woman on man rape, and all other gender/non-gender combinations.
>>27469903
Orgasms are, by definition, not consent. An orgasm is a burst of pleasure that results from sexual intercourse, consent is a free agreement to an action or transaction. One does not imply or cause the other.
Most of your argument also hinges on a pretty textbook appeal to nature fallacy.
>Own your primal desires.
>"Consent" never exists in nature.
>a natural expression of gender polarity
Enjoy your 5000 replies.
I guess the concept of "consent" is too complicated for some.
good luck in life op
>girls having orgasms uncontrollably while being raped
This is my fetish.
>finally meet a cute girl in real life that watches anime
>all she watches is stuff like Sword Art Online and Bleach and Death Note
>won't watch anything else
>pretty sure she has aspergers
Whatcha gonna do though op?
>>27469869
Credit where credit is due. Bleach has to be the best product advertisement I've ever seen.
Tfw I'm going on a date next saturday with one who watches basen Bepop
Who /autistic as fuck/ here?
>be me
>liking porn
>have a separate portable firefox on an encrypted volume
>only browse porn websites on this since i don't trust chrome's private tabs
>but i'm also a lazy fuck who doesn't get stuff done even if my life depends on it
>zip the portable browser and put a password on it that i write on a postcard
>i send the postcard to my own address
>i get to enjoy a few days without porn and i can finally get shit done, since i wont browse porn on chrome
>>27469866
You should consider suicide. This post gave me cancer.
>>27469866
>tfw no (OP)s and (you)s
Hey, at least I can show my rare OC Sheevs.
>>27469866
This is actually pretty ingenious.
![idiotcash[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bvrw2g8.jpg "idiotcash[1]")
