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Just drooped 240mgs of dxm, what am i in for? Anybody else /drugs/?
Not much.
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>>27468863
if it was pure youre in for decent but not extreme dxm experience if youre not fat
>>27468925
Should i do more?
Why terrorist explode themselves instead of just planting the bomb?
ayyy dmitri my friend you are very funny now we rush B yes?
>>27468793
becuase then ct can defuse it
no alway rush A you fucking retard
How do you think first world countries can fix their low birth rates?
>>27468695
by welcoming people from the third world of course!
>>27468719
Wouldn't that just cause cultural and economic problems?
>>27468695
Lower the standard of living to the point where having many children becomes a necessity to be sure at least one offspring survives to take care of you when you get old.
>tfw the one person who listened to your bullshit/whining is getting fed up/annoyed with it
Someone hold me, it's over
>listen to theirs for a while
>decide to confide back
>person immediately drops you
the one person who listens to my bullshit whining is me and I'm getting fed up with it
Being codependent is a roller coaster of fun.
Hi /r9k/ i got ah water bottle what do? dubs decides
shit in it
>>27468414
Shove it in your ass
oregano
>>27468568
This but while the tip is in your butt and sitting, so the shit squishes through
I'm not gay I just think this would be the best use of these dubs I'm getting right now
>Elderly woman comes into the surgery
>Suffering from a minor headache
>Wasn't sure whether to even bother coming in
>Just wants me to give her a standard dose of aspirin
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine instead
This one was boring
>>27468377
>anon comes into the thread asking for a decent shipman greentext
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27468397
hehe
orijinul
>Post face in a face rate thread
>twink
>faggot
>gayface
>kys
>underage
>just become a trap
>>27468184
Post your face op I'll give my 100% honest opinion
>>27468216
I've had enough embarrassment. No thanks.
>>27468184
same here. we are the drags of society so we nothing to gain by lying to u
I've lost it. I no longer want anything.
You don't want to live anymore ?
same I don't want anything what's the point
>>27468119
Congrats man you just became the Buddha
[what does nirvana feel like?]
>people who walk around with their mouths hanging open like retards
>>27468082
> when girls shorts are short enough the pockets show
>>27468082
I hate that too. Also people who chew gum with their mouth open.
>>27468082
People who hug me.
>just masturbated to a trap for the first time
this is the beginning of the end of me
>>27467977
Isn't that part of the turn-on?
>>27467977
hahah I remember when I first did
Trust me, you will never go back. So seriously just stop now
You can go back. I speak from experience. If you are a virgin try to visit a hooker, this would help you
Who would win a fight 1 Chad or 10 robots?
Numbers.
Numbers always win in stupid theoretical fights.
>>27467976
1 sun vs gorylion lions?
what is the average weight of the robots?
if they were all fat neckbeards, they could overwhelm him easily
Can't we just make a new board? One for people who identify as femanons and then one for robots?
Sure, they won't be off the website but at least they'll be off this board.
/soc/ has been a thing for ages now.
And 4chan has several boards dedicated to losers who will never score.
>>27467938
We can call it /fembot9000/
>>27467914
Threads like this give them attention. They only care about attention, so i you stop making these threads and replying to their shitty threads they will leave.
I want to cheat on my wife robots. I used to be NEET but now I have a kid, job, and wife and all I wanna do is fuck this redhead I went to highschool with. I'm a normie asshole now and I still hate myself just as much as when I was NEET.
PIC UNRELATED
>>27467704
just make sure your wife doesn't knowpics of the redhead
Kill yourself for even considering cheating. You all hate on women for shit like that, don't be hypocrites.
>>27467704
dont you fucking dare.You have a nice life now, don't fuck it up you stupid prick.
what is /r9k/'s opinion on these games? I've played both a pretty good amount and I think they're about the same in terms of fun and entertainment.
>>27467647
>there are people out there who play LoL and have never heard about dota
>>27467676
there are people out there who play dota and have never heard about warcraft 3
I enjoyed LoL but I just hated how long a single game takes. Anywhere between 20 minutes if one team gets completely raped to over an hour if both teams are good is fucking awful. Every other competitive scene has games that last a few minutes and you're done. MOBAs you have to dedicate a full slice of your day to a single game.
Who /Reportoftheweek/ here? His videos are comfy as fuck, I watch them to go to sleep, and then whenever i'm hungry to see what to spend my wagecuck bux on. He's also a power autist
>too big suits
>typewriters
>radio enthusiast
>slicked back hair
9/10 would recommend
>>27467364
I'm glad he's doing well, he deserves it.
>>27467364
>brings a briefcase instead of a bag to school
>that video where he talks about how he has no friends in school
At least he is semi-popular or the internet
I kind of envy him, he managed to keep his own authentic personality, and not shoot up his school/an hero
