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I have a 23yo borderline (BPD) gf.(pic related) Sooo We are living together.
She is depressed about a 1-2week, happy for a week, and she is feeling of emptiness(yeah it's like a fembot) for another week. I've tried to deal with it read much about BPD).
She is hot as a kinky loli gf, good housekeeper. Study for networking manager, good in IT, like animes. She don't have any friends, and I am not able to take enough time with her. (He is get depressed, and panic after I leave her for a night alone)
I am in love.What should I do?

Do you have a relationship with a Bpd girl?
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get the fuck out of the relationship you retard
you'll end up regreting ever meeting her
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>>27463336
How long have you guys been together?

I'd comfortably bet literally everything I own on her destroying you life. It's already too late
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>>27463467
~1year ago

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What do you think of this place?
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>>27462974
everyone is an athiest and gets drunk
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It's a shithole, but it's home
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I think of that place as home, but I am leaving it soon to see and explore other cultures

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Why are you still fat?

Pic related its me after running 10min per day for 3 months
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>>27462965
>running 10min per day for 3 months
I dont believe that only running does that.
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>>27462965
Because I'd rather have it all than look like I'm a childless kangaroo
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>>27462965
>10 minutes per day
fucking kek no way anon
It's all about the diet
running helps but exercising isn't the main thing in losing weight

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Why do women pretend to have hobbies?
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>>27462873
Attention and validation.

They do everything for it.
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>>27462873

>Nice cord progression

I legitimately kek'd
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The same reason you pretend to care about other people.

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>he listens to non-chart music
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>he doesn't watch reality TV
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>he doesn't think I'm funny and amazing and the best thing that's happened to him
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>He doesn't use emojis

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>got a haircut
>bought some new clothes
>got scruff
>worked out just a little bit, not much results yet
when i walk around the campus i start seeing qts ever so discreetly smiling at me. best feel. i'm on my way out of here.
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>>27462779
You are probably noticing that because you are more self confident and you are interpreting other humans more positively

>tfw social anxiety
>hair touches my chin
>too scared to go to a barber
Just kill me
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>>27462851
>hair touches my chin
Better do something about it now, i have already arm length hair and its gets scarier to go to barber with each centimeter.
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>>27462851
>>27463586
>wanting to cut your glorious viking locks off
what the fuck is wrong with yall?

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Hey anons, lets play a little game

Post an image and the one directly under yours is your new profile pic
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inc robot
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bonus points if you have Bernie supporting friends
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>>27462797
robute brobot robit

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Anyone else have a hard time finding girls without huge tits attractive?

If you don't have at least DDs, I barely notice you.
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>>27462754

No, but I do find redheads with light-colored eyes genuinely disgusting and would never touch one.

Gingers are basically aliens.
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>>27462785
Hahaha what the fuck yo, gingers are hot
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>>27462754
I feel you. Boobs don't do anything for me unless they're at least a ~34G

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How has your experience been with dating apps/websites? Any tips for betas like me to get results?
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heres a tip don't waste your time
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>>27462732
Where else am I supposed to meet girls if I'm not in school?
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>go on pof
>finally get a date after trying for a month
>she looks nothing like her pics
>ends after 30 minutes
>get frustrated and quit
>decide to try again for new year
>get another date with cute chubby girl
>goes well
>shes now my gf

I guess it isn't all so bad

What's the difference between calling guys "cute" and "hot"?
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Cute boys are unattractive cucks
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Cute boys are cute like puppies.
In other words they're subhuman.
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>>27462652
You made this thread before you fucking retard.

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What would you do if this was your daughter's profile picture?
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wrap her up in a blanket and throw her in the nearest ghetto, and let Jamal and his gang rape her and knock some sense into her head.
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>>27462161
It wouldn't be. She'd never be allowed to get to that point of degeneracy. If all attempts to stop her from turning out this way failed, the first signs of it would be physically or psychologically beaten out of her.
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>>27462161
> your daughter
> /r9k/
Pick one.

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Sydney, Australia

Submitting application request for another robot who would like to help improve each other.

Must be 30 minutes travelling distance from Burwood

I would like a robot with a strong desire and desperation to change/improve oneself, so we can work together on achieving that goal.
We will not be friends, we are there to help each other get out of robotdom snd ideally into chadom. Think of us as a team

MEETING IN PERSON WILL EVENTUALLY BE REQUIRED.

Firstly, i want to stress the relationship will be mutualistic, which means if i feel that you're not useful to me, well have to break things off, vice versa.

We are not friends. Think of it as a help me help you relationship. Again im not your friend, im not there to discuss your favourite chinese cartoons. We will more something akin to a team & partnership.
Everything we do must have a greater purpose e.g. I will not play video games with you if heres no greater purpose behind it. E.g.2. If you need get your eating habits right, i can help you with that.
We don't need a o be emotionally distant from each other, we can express our personality if we want, but always remember in the end were not friends. This thread isn't about looking for a friend.
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anything to do in Sydney for 8 hours, near the airport between 6am-2pm tomorrow.
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>>27462165
Lmao...

Kekri
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c-c-can i be your froind, ausbot?

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ITT: List the reasons you are depressed or want to commit suicide.

And if your reasons are solvable, other robots could give advice.
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I have friends, a good family but no gf
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It kind of sounds like fun
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>>27462110

I have chronic pain and discomfort. Its been years since i was normal.

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>wah wah wah no one likes me cause I'm weird and outsider
>literal schizophrenic outsider makes one of the most respected critically and successfully successful bands and solo career to date

Whats your excuse for not at least being able to get a girl?
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So let me get this straight, he was treated like shit by people around him and still he worked hard to provide something to society? His songs I mean. Now that's a cuck.
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See Emily Play is my fave
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>>27462065
>does what he loves, writing music
>doesn't let his social anxiety defeat him
>becomes a major influence in an enormously influential band
>gets called a cuck by a nameless faggot whom history will forget in less than the blink of an eye

Sounds about right

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Any former NEETs who got a job recently actually enjoying it?

>Be 21, mom has been constantly harassing me about getting a job
>She gives me some money and makes me go outside
>Live on the coast so I just walking along it I pass a lot of shops and restaurants
>There's a little hole-in-the-wall place with surfboards out front that I never really payed attention to
>There's a big Now Hiring sign in the window
>Really tan, blonde, middle age lady is at the register
>She greets me very loudly and startles fuck out of me
>"Hey welcome to Surf Shack! How can I help you?"
>"U-um I saw your sign?"
>"Awesome! You wanna be part of the cool crew?"
>"Uh, yeah. I-I wanna be cool, heh"
>She laughs and gets me an application
>I fill it out. Only experience I have cooking is from helping my mom in the kitchen, and making dinner when she would work nights
>Peppy lady interviews me, goes well, tells me I need to get a Food Handlers and a TABC license
>ohwaitigotthejob?.jpg
>Couple of days later start training.
>Peppy ladys son works on the grill. He's a chill surfer kinda dude
>Shows me the basics, i cook a few orders, he says I'm catching on fast.
>We get a lunch rush, he uses one half of the grill while i knock out the smaller orders.
>Was pretty tough but we got through it, feel pretty good
>He grins at me tells me good job and holds out his fist
>confused
>"Ha don't leave me hanging brah, we did really good"
>Feel fulfillment well up inside me and bump his fist.

I've been working here now for like 2 months and its been pretty great. I've even gotten pretty good at cooking. My mom's pretty proud of me too, I'm basically Spongebob now
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Yeah the only job i ever had was flipping burgers, was pretty comfy
Then one day i just didnt feel like going and then never went again
I need a job where i can work when i feel like it
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>>27461971
How much do you make?
Do you live on your own now?
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Congrats OP, we're all proud of you. Make sure you save a bit of money for munitions for the upcoming beta uprising, we need all the help we can get.

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