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>Fembot here.
How do I get my beta orbiters to stop messaging me? I don't care about them.
-_-
post your nudes you fucking whore
be straight up or they'll never get it
Give it to him brutally.
Your not my type
what are some robot-tier animays?
post your top tier
>>27464299
Texhnolyze will take your depression to another level
>>27464299
Nichijou
Legend of Galactic Heroes (Read the book instead)
Yuri Kuma Arashi
Ping Pong
>>27464320
Seconding this, one of the greatest of all time
This is my first time here. I come from /b/ this is not a raid. I am exploring other boards to try and get away from that cancer. Show me what you got I guess tell me a little about this board maybe? Why should I stay? Any other boards I should go to?
>Pic unrelated
>I come from /b/
What a surprise. Get back there you disgusting fucking child, and never come back.
>>27464191
Did you even bother to read the rest you lazy cunt?
congrats on making it to the only other cancerous board like /b/.
imagine /b/ but people here hate women.
>Anon come up with a catchy name!
>>27464134
For what?
Totally original
>>27464134
The Flame-Haired Burning Eyed Hunter!
am Denny :)
Eastern Euro girls are where it's at
That's a 14 year old girl Anon
>>27464046
As an eastern european i can assure you our women are literally white sheboons. They will cuck you out cold and you won't even see it coming because you will believe their "conservative" facade. Stay away or get burned i don't care either way.
>>27464046
eastern european girls are colossal sluts m8
if you like anal go for them though they all do anal
so anon, what did you get up to over the Easter weekend? do anything nice?
>>27464031
I worked all damn day, & then came home and studied/did HW until 1am. I just want it to be Wednesday already.
>>27464031
I watched Naked and Afraid all day, shit post all day here pretty much a normal day I should really do yard work but I'm going to procastinate it
>>27464031
actually I happened to go see my dad this easter, suck it.
First time i've gone out in a while.
Post times girls hit on you and you didn't see the signs.
>2 weeks ago
>Go shops on my motorcycle
>Nothing special
>Go inside the shopping center and pass the shops
>Get some subway, and decide ill eat it outside
>as I'm walking back some female stops me (about 22-23 years old)
>Those people in the middle of the shops selling stuff i think, or giving out brochures.
>She stops me, so i stop my music.
>She points to my helmet
>While giggling she says do i ride or i just walk around with my helmet in my hand
>Tell her yes
>She puts her hand out and introduces herself and gives me a handshake
>start panicking inside
>Starts asking me questions with her British accent, she is a foreigner and probably a student.
>How old i am
>What i did for my birthday
>If i have a girlfriend
>When i said no, she was saying young and ready to mingle or something
>Asked me what i do for work, was saying vague stuff
>Afterwards she tells me she loves my accent
>Never once tried selling me something or give me anything
>When we finished talking she put her hand out and gave me some sort of knuckle fist (she made me hit my fist against hers)
Been thinking about it ever since and cringe when i think about it and what she thought her self when i walked away. I could of been fucking me some British pootang right about now.
>>27463922
She was just trying to be friendly.
She wasn't flirting, you autist.
>>27463954
But r9k told me she was 2 weeks ago.
>>27463980
>r9k told me
There's your problem.
>tfw several mental issues
>used to be hardly bullied in school
>had no father
>step father beat and harassed me
>mom is a whore
>dropped 2 unis
>lost my virginity by raped
>used to work as a hooker for the past 10 years
>can't stop being a slut and dump everyone after sex
>mentally damaged so much that can't work on a normal job nor interract with people in a normal way
>hooker for 10 years
literally stacy. get the fuck out.
how much would it cost for you to be my gf?
>>27463934
did you not read the part where she dumps everyone after sex?
Why dont you have a cd bf yet?
More of the guy on the left
>>27463817
i met a mtf a while ago that looks like the right but i lost her kik name when i reset my phone and i havent seen since. sux because we were becoming frends and might of been my first mtf/mtf relationship
sup rayray
>women does something sexually deviant
>"free spirit exploring her sexuality"
>man does something sexually deviant
>"eewww what a creep"
>man that is not chad does something sexually deviant
fixed
>>27463803
who are you quoting? originaloriginal
>>27465201
Society at large still shames Chad for weird sexual behaviour (that is straight). The difference is women are genuinely disgusted by the betas, but only pretend to be disgusted by Chad's perversions.
Why cant guys leave me alone?
You should set your profile to
Message me ONLY if you are:
White (blue eyes)
At least 6'2
In shape
And make over 60k/year
Under 30 years old
Right now people think you are easy.
>>27463741
im glad for you op.
im glad you base your value on the attention of others.
you think having more choice well FUCKING LOOK AROUND. everyone has choice(except robots) and is anyone happy NO!
you dont understand you have so much choice you statistically wont end up happy for 2 reasons.
you'll always look back at the times you had plenty of choices and equate yourself worth to it but surprise you now aged to the point you wont be worth anything. enjoy it now take plenty of chad cock. the good times wont come around again
2 you attract more losers and abusers (side note) your brain finds this attractive.
so roastie i may be sad now but im rising. im learning ill pick up a qt 21 year old . yeah she might have some mileage dont worry ill bank enough to get a new model each year (drives off)
>1457393060329.png
yeah okay
Why do some retards own shit like this?
Because they're cool looking and easy to take care of.
Because they're free individuals and can do whatever they want to.
>>27464218
>because they're retards and can do retarded shit
Ask a gay normie anything
Is getting married worth it for straights?
Is getting married worth it for gays?
I'm a gay robot who's afraid of gay bars and grindr
Wat do
>>27463479
>gay
>normie
Normies aren't mentally ill.
Ask a 5'10 210lbs(fat) failed normie that had gotten laid from OkCupid 4 times already anything
>>27463426
Why cooler?
GOODBYE, SUPER SAIYAN
Will I have hope?
>5' 12"
>245 lbs (muscle and fat)
>glasses
>normie
Let's have a red flag thread to help anons improve themselves!
>he listens to punk
>he drinks black coffee
>he drives a truck
>he collects/owns weapons
>he still uses Facebook instead of twitter/kik
>he stutters
>has an autistic major like compsci or math
Now keep in mind, anons, having one of these isn't a complete disqualifier, especially if you have good traits to make up for them, but more than 1 and you're cutting it pretty close
I do all of these except punk...
>he isn't highly physically attractive
>he has ever commited a faux pas in his life
>he makes less than seven figures
>he doesn't dedicate his free time to international peacekeeping
>he ever consumes fats, sugars, or carbohydrates
>>27463390
>he still uses Facebook instead of twitter/kik
Yup
>he stutters
It's not asbad as it used to be, but I'm still working on it.
>has an autistic major like compsci or math
I was planning on starting college next year, and I'm still not sure whether to get a degree in CS or Criminal Justice.
