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how does one become a trap?
>>27461961
He watches anime and plays JRPGs first.
Then goes to a doctor for titty pills.
>>27461961
First you have to throw away any dignity you have and stop thinking about things like life beyond 30, that's a good start I am sure a trap will come in here and tell you the other steps
>>27461961
You don't become one you are born one.
Trust me you don't wanna go down that path anyways, traps are mentally ill, never look like women irl, and stink like men.
Just stay your assigned gender, don't go prison gay bro.
What's an acceptable age gap? As a 26 year old man, it's totally ok to date 14 year old girls right?
depends on where you're from, I guess.
>>27462352
>France
>15
Kek, theory at its finest
As low as you are legally allowed to go.
Are any of you guys attracted to girls with mental illnesses, eating disorders, past trauma, etc? If so, can you explain why? What draws you to them?
>>27461819
I'm schizophrenic which has made me identify more with mentally ill people.
>>27461819
I'm somehow attracted to girls with depression. I don't know why, but I sense that it's our mutual understanding of the torment we're getting through that attracts each other.
I somehow can't find normal girls interesting.
>my last 3 gfs were depressed
>>27461819
Don't you mean attracted to women in general familia?
Did any wagies mommy pack a lunch for them today?
My mommy put a nutter butter in mine!
>>27461816
I really don't like a lot of that food.
Where the fuck is the bread?
>>27462949
> this certain year in the history of mankind
> eating carb filled fluff with litteraly the worst kind of carbs
Let's face it, manlets ("men" below the global average height of 6') are a direct threat to society. Manlets:
- Commit more crime than tall men, as well as a higher proportion of violent and sexual crimes, particularly those targed at children and animals
- Never rise above unskilled, menial labor jobs, including the tiny percentage of them which manage to obtain college degrees.
- Account for virtually every single terrorist attack and mass shooting, or aid those who commit them
- Are enthusiastic supporters of degenerate behavior like cuckoldry, drug use, videogame addiction, and the consumption of pornography
- Typically marry and reproduce with the absolute bottom tier of the female population, even worming their way into female prisons to mate with the mentally disadvantaged
Can we please just kill these shrimps already? I'm talking a total mobilization of normal-height men to locate, capture, and dispose of these little freaks. Just think of the long-term good that would do to society and our species.
Maybe if we weren't treated like shit for something we can't change we wouldn't acting like this. When someone hits you, you hit back. Only in this case it's the society which does the hitting, which is why people somehow think it's okay.
I'm absolutely honest by the way.
Why are you and people like you so hellbent on making someone make feel bad for something they had no control over to begin with?
>>27461760
>("men" below the global average height of 6')
The average height is 5'6".
>>27461824
Insecurity, also it's kind of a meme around here.
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>every single right wing framing, talking point and argument greatly benefits the rich and powerful at the expense of everyone else
>mfw right wingers are just corporatist boot lickers but they don't realize it because it's never framed that way
It's often framed that way. Politically I'm a conservative and there's more to it than benefiting the rich and powerful, read some conservative political theory and research traditionalist conservatism before you talk shit m9
Maybe you should learn a thing or two about economics before you say such stupid things.
Honestly, both sides are corporate bootlickers. Obama and Hilary are both completely in interest's pockets
ITT post your fantasies that you think about often
Sexual, non sexual anything goes
>>27461475
Having a friend.
>>27461475
My fantasy is to have the ability to stop time.
>>27461475
>going on holidays alone, won the ticket in a lucky draw
>ship sinks, i hop into a lifeboat, everyone else sinks
>a qt tomboy girl saves me, she's a vampire too, so she bites me on the neck to drink my blood
>we reach an island
>island has hot springs, clean water, lots of trees, waterfall, and stuff
>we make a wooden hut, start living in there
>take bath under the waterfall
>fuck for the first time in the hot spring
>gradually she starts liking me and we spend our lives on this perfect island
Pls make it true
Will getting a bf fix my life or make it better?
No, you need less bf (body fat)
Then you can go get some validation from being a cum dumpster
>>27461347
most of us are in our rut because we can't get over our obsession of ass/tittes/pussy.
females of this board on the other hand, you guys are just fucked. u have beta orbitters and everything. so much attention all of it yet u CHOOSE to be here hating yourself. u can literally make someone buy some less than $100 off of amazon for you.
are you retrarded, op?
>>27461347
fuck off you dumb fat whore.
>born too early to be born as an immortal AI
Now I am stuck in this useless body which will deteriorate until I die
Bro, you're pretty negative brah, have you tried raising your density so that you too, can enjoy snizz on the reg?
You don't deserve to be an immortal AI. Instead of being a waste of physical space, you would just be a waste of data or something.
>>27461500
I don't follow this. It's easier to cure/improve personalities in mechanical bodies than it is with biological bodies. I could be a chad or genius in a matter of a mouse click.
Every girl who has a male dog at least tried doing pic related.
They should do it with a horse instead.
>>27460815
but basically no one owns a horse. you can't just go down to the local horse emporium and try to fuck one
>>27460755
doesn't the dog's dick get stuck?
i dont think i can take this any more
my mental health is almost gone and i'm about to snap
i'm thinking of settling with an old single mom
she has big tits and that's what i desire the most
i just want something to hold into while sleeping
i need a human to contact and connect with both physically and mentally
i'm losing it
i can't bear with t his state i'm in
Your inferiority has finaly broken you. The society has broken you. Through years of shaming they made you into a beta providing wagecuck.
Honestly I'd rather be dead than share your fate.
>>27460650
same here.
im on POF and i am getting nothing but bots. ive messaged about 200 hundreds girls now and i only have 3 matches (on POF they are "meet ups" or something)
fuck man.. im really trying to act like a chad, one girl even brought my height
>youre only 5'7
fuck... fuck.... im gonna go crazy. im thinking about raping a prostitute.
>mfw op finally snaps only to realize that not even single moms want him
Here is a picture of my kitchen sink
I can't stop them from entering my apartment, especially on summers when there are hundreds on them crawling in my kitchen and my bathroom every night.
I tried to use thousands of pesticides in my apartment and my sewer pipes but nothing works.
Why not bag them up and throw them at stacies? and stacies sitting in their car with the window down?
>>27460627
Get an exterminator you fucking idiot.
>>27460627
jesus GTFO this house sux
Why do you want to kill yourself /r9k/?
>depression since 6th grade
>after years i've kinda got used to it,meaning that i don't cry every night anymore
>realize that it's never going to "get better"
>just kill me already
I understand it's hard anon but if you quit you validate every faggots opinion about you being a beta. Don't give in to what you have been told and therefore believe. Be better than what is expected of you.
>>27460667
And if you don't quit you support the society made of people who think you're a beta. You pretty much prove their point too. Because OP is never going to be the alpha. If he works hard, at best he will be tryhard beta. That's shameful.
Imagine you're at war and you have for example a cannon that you don't want enemy to get. And out of nowhere you get told to retreat. Would you rather destroy the cannon or leave it there so the enemy can have it?
Not OP btw.
I realized that every dream and aspiration I have will be unattainable even if I put the remainder of my life into it
Post yours /r9k/
Are you sure you belong here?
>>27460596
>el ebin /pol/ crossboarders
robots always score in the green close to the center
>>27460596
>>27460617
Fuck off. These threads are shit and no one cares what any of you think.
There is a potion you consume that makes any chosen person fall instantly in love with you.
>BUT
One if the principle ingredients is shit. You MUST eat 1 oz of that person's shit for the potion to work.
>SO?
Would you take the potion?
And how would you procure the crucial excrement?
Sounds pretty gross to me, I'll pass.
I drink the potion, but THEY get affected?
Shouldn't the other party be the one to drink the potion?
>>27460338
Why would I have to take the potion if it has their shit and I already love them how would that work? It makes more sense to force the other to drink it.
