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Would anybody here be legitimately down to pay for my female hormone treatments?
>20 yo 5'8" manlet khhv hispanicfag beta NEET
>will surgically remove cock and get tight onahole-tier vag unless you have a preference for qt trans cock
>kind of skinnyfat right now but willing to work out hardcore for a more slender body to go along with the feminine curves I'll develop
>will be a qt pure, loyal virgin housewife (until you dick me down ofc)
>will make you breakfast in bed and morning bj alarm clock every day
>will worship your cock
>enjoy cuddling, long nightwalks, degenerate-tier drugs (psychs, benzies, dmt, opiates) but not junkie level only moderate use, anime, vidya, dancing, cooking
>if you want, can get into any other hobbies you might be into already so we can do them together
>completely open, honest and blunt: will give you honest constructive feedback whenever you need me to and back you up if anybody gives you shit (I have breddy gud comebacks desu)
>you can tell me anything that bothers you, literally anything
>can roleplay and act out any fetishes you have (as long as it's not cannibalism or some shit like that)
>speak english and spanish equally well, can learn french pretty quickly (took it in HS), also can learn moon runes if you want me to so I can call you "Onii-chan" and talk to you like your little anime girls in bed
>legitimately do not care about your height or physical appearance or social status or autism or whatever the shit (I'm autismo myself I know the feel)
>submissive as fuck, you're pretty much going to be dominating me and making me quiver under your bodyweight the entire time (unless you want me to dom sometimes but I really am not a good dom)
>>27448139
>tfw no sissy slave qt transboi
too bad you aren't real anon, this is all I've ever wanted
Only issue i see is an oppiod problem.
>>27448139
is this bait ?
Im so original I fucked your mom stupid robot
How do you normies deal with liberals?
>>27448039
Normies are the liberals
>>27448066
This
/thread over origionally
>>27448066
This. It's poignant that you specified "normies", because the most shut-in of us don't deal with them at all. Personally, as soon as someone reveals themselves as a raging liberal I don't consider them to exist and just go about my business, regardless of whether they're talking to me or not unless I'm in a situation in which I have to remain where I am, then I just nod and/or make them uncomfortable until they leave.
post conversations with your significant other
happy easter r9k
>>27447619
no significant other, but the last conversation i had with my oneitis crush was earlier this month, and consisted of me calling her a 'mathemagician' to the reply of "lol not me"
does anyone know if it gives the "... is now typing" if you scroll through chat logs on snapchat? i can't let that happen but i'd love to see what we talked about before, i have forgotten all of it
i'm interested in seeing your convos robots
come on /r9k/ i know there's video of this. i've seen the webm posted before.
>someone took the time to write paragraphs of bullshit to a picture of a fake snapchat photo
Interesting. I'd like sauce though too
why is his dick so shiny?
also looks tasty no homo
>>27447121
this thread is relevant to my interest
Is this accurate?
How do I get a black gf?
>>27446760
>lebbit picture
>accurate
black women fuck everything that moves, even more frequently than white whores you poor gullible twat.
>>27446760
Literally opposite of reality. Black girls have looser vaginas, worse attitude, and big annoying families.
You're much better off looking for the white qt than a hood rat. Even if pure white qts are not too common anymore
>>27446760
>Is this accurate?
Hell no.
>How do I get a black gf?
Buy one.
>Where do you live?
>Where do you want to live?
Me:
Arizona
Somewhere that gets alot of rain and isn't hot, Oregon probably
LONDON
NOT LONDON
California
Montana
you make this thread a lot OP
you must really want out of AZ
I live in Ohio
I am moving to WA soon and taking a huge roadtrip through both AZ and OR. If you want i could pick you up and drop you off in your dream state
>Thread to discuss stalking, stalking legislation and your experience with both the law and the act
I've been arrested for "stalking" twice and am sick of the overly negative portrayal of "stalkers" in the media
the most recent time I was offended was 10 minutes into watching Deadpool where the titular character chastises and humiliates a stalker for a Stacy FOR FREE
These bitches don't even tell you to stop doing whatever it is you're apparently doing that creeps them out before going to the police
Are we supposed to be telepathic?
It's a fucking joke, we're treated as rapists (regardless of how non-violent the "crime" is) before we're even tried or anyone has taken the time to speak to us, 100% of the time it's all from the females perspective too
>this guy I see gives me creep/this guy who posts about me gives me the creeps
>kick his ass/arrest him
And that's it
There's no fucking discussion or debate on whether it was reasonable for them to be distresses LEGALLY, it's all about how you made them feel
what were the actual charges?
It is completely legal to watch her undress from the street but not from inside her closet??
What kind of bullshit it that.
I am interested in the two times you were apparently arrested, as you can not be arrested unless she specifically tells you to leave her alone, and you do not to that. You are saying she never said that? Then how did you get arrested?
Ifapped to the thought of anita sarkeesian dressed up like a dominatrix and kicking me in the balls while calling me a cis male oppressor
>>27446244
holy shit dom anita im about to cum senpai
>>27446244
Blew my beans on one of my sisters barbie dolls when I was 13. I undressed it and gave my best attempt at dirty talk as I worked myself up into a froth.
I cleaned it up and put it back on her room afterwards.
>>27446244
> fapped to nicki minaj music videos more than once
> did it to instragram pictures of some Jew sjw bitch
I cut down on fapping in general lately though.
post feel-y music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Aj9_8t1eQc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GnJlVfJVBs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMyDK3VHYPw
>tfw no music loving gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk (classic)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhhZdune_5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOk5OFXHD5E
>tfw unrequited love
>tfw I won't be the first love of my first love
>tfw I think this is a legit reason to kill myself
https://m.soundcloud.com/gavinturek/darkest-dim-feat-gavin-turek
This song gets me every time
![[CBM]_Neon_Genesis_Evangelion_-_26_-_The_Beast_That_Shouted_Love_At_The_Heart_Of_The_World_[720p].mkv_snapshot_21.08.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTKixoo.jpg "[CBM] Neon Genesis Evangelion - 26 - The Beast That Shouted Love At The Heart Of The World [720p].mkv snapshot 21.08")
>"omg watch Evangelion it's suuuch a robot show!!!"
>watch Evangelion
>get to the end
>the moral of the story is literally "be yourself"
FUCK
FUCK
/r9k/ YOU BASTARDS
its not be yourself
its accept yourself
retard
>>27445276
*whispers in a qt rei voice*
congratulations!
>>27445276
Iktf bro
>me when watching the last two episodes
Watch End of Eva, much better and deeper imho
Who /paranoid/ here?
>Fairly certain friends and parents talk about me behind my back
>I'm the weird and strange one
>Why do you never come out bro
>Why do you never want to meet new people
>>27444907
Are you afraid of people?
Are you overly polite?
Aww Doggos.
>>27444941
No. Just absolutely avoidant.
On a scale of 0 being suicidal and 100 being perfectly happy, where would you place yourselves?
what would have to change for you to increase that score?
0, winning the lottery would increase the score.
>>27444872
It varies between 0 and 20, the suicidal feelings don't usually last too long. So 10.
I'm at 0 right now though.
>>27444872
0, money would help. A gf would help.
Why don't you just marry your sister?
>>27444177
I am an only child
Do having older siblings help you establish social connections?
My little sister is a big bully to me.
>>27444177
>Why don't you just marry your sister?
I don't have a sister ;;
who /(meme/useless) degree/ here?
university/college as a whole is a meme.
it's all about experience
>tfw game programming
OH LORD IT'S FULL OF AUTISTS
My parents forced me to pick something when I was a depressed NEET after one year of graduating highschool. I'm only one year in and now that I have some normie experience I realized the grave mistake I've made. What should I do?
I realized I enjoy pure programming more than making a game, I want to drop out and take CS at a uni t.bh. I'd rather be with bro tier Indians than these kids, and perusing something at such a volatile field such as the gaming industry was a stupid mistake by me.
>>27443684
WAKE ME UP lNSIDE (CAN'T WAKE UP)
who /hasn't cut their hair in 6+ months/ here
>>27443195
Why should i?baka desu snepia
Try 6+ years.
Have not got a hair cut since my high school graduation.
>>27443889
post your hair
I want to believe
