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>man wagies dont know whats it gonna be
>fucking with a NEET like me
>>27457886
Tell em Pepe
Tell em what it be
>>27457886
NOW WATCH ME MEME
NOW WATCH ME PEPE
WATCH ME SMUG
WATCH ME THIS
WATCH ME MAYMAY
WATCH ME DO THE DANKY LEG
What is the statistical trajectory of a friendless sexually frustrated 18 year old KV majoring in mathematics?
eternal virginity
you drop out and you end up like me
34yo, no driving licence, no car and neet
suicide within 10 years
I'm a KHV and I admire sluts and I encourage all girls to be sluts. I would do the same if I was a girl.
I want to hear some stories about your slutty adventures.
If you object to the word "slut", then just tell me about your sex life down to the fine and gritty details.
Tell about your latest fucks and your best sex and the condoms you use and the positions you like, etc.
>>27457816
I am a male slut. It goes as far as me sucking off strangers at gloryholes
>>27457834
Hmm. I've thought about getting spit roasted by black men but not sure
>>27457868
I don't share the black guy fetish. I don't mind it but it is not necessary. Just do it. It's not like there is much to lose anyway
>Be virgin, besides fucking a few prostitutes with protection in the past
>Got wasted yesterday
>Called up a prostitute
>Solid 8/10 blonde beauty
>End up fucking her without a condom
>Wake up this morning
>Remember what I did
>Have panic attack over the thought of having an STD
My dick feels normal. Would I be experiencing any symptoms by now if I got something?
Fuck, I just want a qt gf so I never get desperate enough to do things like this again.
>Sliding into BBFS on the sly
What is the secret bro?
Also,
>Robot calling someone on the phone, instead of sending emails/PMs
Something seems fishy about this story
>>27457767
you are typical normie.
Enjoy your STD's
>>27457804
I get insanely confident when Im drunk, so calling was easy.
Is it really that hard to get bbfs? Pretty sure I told her I was a virgin, i dont know I was wasted.
Any other /graveyardshift/ bros here?
does neet count?
what's a graveyard shift job a weak skinny neet can get with no transportation or experience
6'3 220lbs neet.
I troll the bicycle lanes rollerblading wearing bicycle shorts during the daytime. I tell them I'm an internet entrepreneur...and I go fuck them at their place.
who /savannah brown/ here?
top tier pretentious-hipster tb bja
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0fLoNbzuUU
What kind of music does she listen to?
>>27457685
Shes qt but the way she reads her poems and her twitchy almost fake/exaggerated facial expressions fucking annoy the shit out of me.
Also slam poetry is literally cancer
./smjdn /alkwdn a, d.kjn
>DUDE COFFEE LMAO
Why do normies pretend to like this shit?
>>27457553
Its like cigarettes. You dont truly enjoy them. You just usr it to feel a little better
>>27457553
it helps them to """""""socialize"""""" with other coffee addicts. Thanks to coffee they have common thing.
>>27457553
>>27457573
>coffee
>dark chocalate
>ciggarettes
all things the robot overlords convinced normies to pretend to enjoy
Started to get some major feels tonight so I hit the bottle. Any other bots drunk too?
I wish, but I had to quit that stuff.
Just smoking weed now. Well, discounting the acid I took last night.
I'll take a hit for you.
>>27457565
Thank you brother, made me smile for the first time in a while knowing someone acknowledged me
Yup. A few old fashioneds here, how about you guys?
I fucked up on my last one though, made some simple syrup for the first time yesterday and put way too much in my drink. I'm about ready for another one, but my ice maker is fucked up and I'm gonna have to go chip a bunch out of the giant block at the bottom of the ice tray, which sounds kind of dangerous at this inebriation level...
>okay anon... im ready, eat my virgin pussy.
>>27457540
Why the fuck are women so disgusting? Why would anyone here ever want to touch them? I legitimately dont understand
2D women will never smell, they are literally perfect, and their behavior is literally perfect...
why would anyone ever want to talk to 3D women in a romantic way, ever?
>what's wrong anon? Won't you lick my pure virgin pussy? Are you gay or something?
>>27457540
>>27457602
Even as a straight male I have to admit vaginas are disgusting. I like them and want my dick in them, but from an objective standpoint they're really like something that came out of one of Lovecraft's nightmares
Do females who sleep at a girlfriends house always sleep in the same bed as their friend? Are all grills comfortable sleeping together in the same bed if they're friends? This is so strange to me.
If there's an extra bed available, we don't usually share beds.
But otherwise, sharing beds is pretty normal, yeah. We trust each other not to try to rape us.
I've done it and had cute romantic stuff occur and I've also had it be chaste and pure.
Nothing is as comfy as sharing a bed.
>>27457528
You're a male and wouldn't share a bed with a male friend?
Are you a normie, obese, or both?
any other hopeless jobless losers here starting another week of nothingness and depression
>>27457501
At least you're still seeing things in terms of weeks instead of just endless, meaningless days that will soon become untrackable days and nights
>>27457501
everything except for jobless, but yeah sure
I'm jobless but got 800 from my tax return so I'm able to chill at peoples place of business without feeling anxious from not having money to buy shit.
what u lookin at vato
h-hey ese, y-you bang?
>>27457500
International Landscapers Association
>>27457500
>green cards, please
>yes that's right, under new regulations from Emperor Trump, all hispanics must carry their papers at all times
>oh, you didn't realize that? sure, "ese", get in the van and so we can put you to work on the wall
Are girls interested in taking a boys virginity?
If I tell a girl I'm a 23 year old virgin will she get excited?
Lol
Oh anon
>>27457496
Mine was, so try it
Don't tell them just after you meet them though.
I'm almost certain most girls would think you're a loser and not worth their time.
An older woman might get pleasure from taking your virginity, though.
I made both my parents cry tonight and I feel like a piece of shit now. Probably just going to end it all to save people having to worry about me further.
I feel you anon.
>3 weeks ago
>moving out of the house because family and I were fighting a lot
>about to leave
>mom bursts out crying
>dad just glares at me and encourages me to leave
>cry all the way to work
>>27457471
Why did you make them cry? Was it due to your failures, or your anger?
How do you guys keep your self destructive tendencies in check?
>>27457469
>How do you guys keep your self destructive tendencies in check?
I don't.
bl0x
>>27457469
I have very little self destructive tendencies
>>27457473
>>27457484
Does it affect you day to day?
