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Does pic related work?
>>27455670
if you want to dislocate your thumb yes
>>27455670
Hurts like shit.
Doesn't do anything to be honest.
Hey Anon, have you ever done any pranks on your school, or if you haven't what would your idea of a prank be?
>biggest prank ever
Not me, but our senior prank was really lame. All they did was throw confetti and some booklets with risque photos in the hall.
This was because the class that graduated two years earlier decided that they were going to pour grease or other oil all over the floors, including the stairs, and someone slipped and got hurt.
When I was in 8th grade, One of the light switch covers was broken revealing the wires. This other kid stuck a marsh mellow inside and i used a pencil to jab it inside and the entire schools power went out.
Does KFC make you want to vomit? I had 3 pieces and their mash. I feel ill every time I eat there but I when I eat at other fried chicken establishments I don't want to barf
>>27455548
>Does KFC make you want to vomit?
Out of my ass, violently.
>>27455548
>Kent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5L7TWRCKvs
Around 6:30 I lose my fucking mind laughing so hard
I feel for him,he seems to have it tough and recently hes been having much better reactions and broadened his horizon so he doesn't focus on girls so much
My sister literally bought 80$ of KFC the other night. I still have half of it in the fridge.
>tfw you get $2000 a month in neetbux
Why haven't you moved to Australia yet lads?
Too close to the rest of the world
>>27455369
I am ausfailian, 22, a student, non-independant and I get exactly one fifth of that.
really nigger i can just move to australia collect welfare and the government will be fine with that
Wow, literally fucking everything sucks. If you can prove this wrong congratulations. Literally everything sucks and there's not anything that's fucking fair. Life sucks balls. For everything. For one thing to live it has to feed off the other. When one feeds off another too much it runs low and kills that species from starvation to level it out. There is also no reason to live either. Literally. Religion? Oh please, god gave us fucking free will? Cool, then he punishes us for going against him. If we kill ourselves we're punished, if we live we're punished. Then i think i should kill myself then i remember that if i do i'm punished. Literally just make me nothing! Please! There's one thing that would make me happy. Knowledge of why. Why should i live another day, and even then does it even fucking matter. Than i think to kill myself then i remember that i'd be punished for it. God dammit fuck everything
Literally ask me questions and i'll tell you why it's shit
Lifes just a big shit sandwich, and we all gotta take a bite op
Here's the thing kiddo
Craving for virginity/purity is just a feeling misunderstood by us all. What we need is not a technically virgin girl, but a girl alive and present within the moment. Sharing and bathing in the joy of life with us as if every moment is pure and precious. All of us desire the same things, it's just our minds put different definitions onto things as we grew up. They can be fulfilled and this was just my idea from observing and looking for patterns in human behavior. Reality is the real craving. Imagine hanging out with a girl, just being real with one another. Honest, nice, just expressing ourselves and having fun. You feel like you can trust this moment, you can trust this girl, you feel close. That's the only thing on your mind, if suddenly you start thinking about her sexual past in all kinds of ways, then it is not her fault, it is your mind fault. It's minor mental illness one could even say. A terrible habit which has nothing to do with that moment you are experiencing with that girl. If a girl was 100% completely devoted to you as a friend,lover,human being. If you could feel that absolute trust, none of the past would matter right? That new found confidence overshadows EVERYTHING what could ever have happened. And thing is, if she does break your trust. You haven't done anything wrong. It will hurt, but at least you will have beautiful and healthy beliefs on life instead of allowing bad people influence you and make you into a bad person as well. To love is to trust. Some will hurt you, but as long as you keep at it, you will be honest to yourself, to life, and be able to love in the first place. What's the point of living if you are a dead shell. What's the point of living if you cannot be yourself and act in a way you think is right. If you are really are rigged and not fit for this world, then atleast you will live life doing things the way you've been meant to do them. cont.
If they don't fit in current reality, then so be it, you go down swinging and with pride and honor in your own being.
Yeah I lost some of my thoughts, but these are some thoughts I had tonight. 4chan gave me a lot of experiences throughout the years which influenced me. So I thought I'd share it back here. Maybe it will be useful to some of you
They cuck you with their past without meaning to. Just talking about things, and then it's like "oh jetskiing? When I was 15 I hooked up with some 30 year old who took me jetskiing."
>>27456757
To elaborate, I genuinely believe you have to even the score for true love to even be possible. This is why marriage is supposed to be between to virgins; it's easiest if both partners are at zero.
I hate all people who wear glasses for no reason whatsoever.
>>27455243
People with allergies piss me off
I HATE NIGGERS JEWS AND POLACKS GRRRR
OH WAIT, IT'S NOT IRRATIONAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
handicap people who ride the bus
I'm almost 30 and alone. What's the point of even living?
>>27455229
idk why dont you figure it out
Your life is pretty much over. After 25, there's no turning it around
I'm 21 and alone. I have a job and I live in a house I rent. I still havent figured it out
JENKINS!!!! QUIT NAPPING AND GET BACK TO WORK!!!
Just messing with you wage cuck, poor little wagie, you better be getting to sleep soon! After all you have a very long day of hard work ahead of you. A very long day. Mr. Shekelshoah says no more sleeping on the job. I couldn't imagine anything worse than having my sleep limited
Oh well. Day 1/5 begins soon.
Remember, "you can quit anytime".
I'd rather have a job than have autism.
Day 1/4 then spring break starts. I'll be living the neet lifestyle for a week probably be bored as fuck. What do you guys even do all day?
>>27455141
Im on Spring Break and have vacation days all week. Now I can spend all my "slave" money on luxury things, instead of clinging to neetbux in order to survive.
Do any of you seriously enjoy being NEET?
Aren't you lonely?
No memes please.
What does loneliness have to do with being a NEET?
But nah, aside from the lack of money, being a NEET is perfect.
I enjoy being a neet.
I'm not lonely...at thirty something my sex drive is low enough so that I don't feel tormented by not having a wife or girlfriend
>>27455147
Are you ashamed that you never accomplished anything?
Do your parents hate you?
That feel when no bara bf like pic-related.
I want to kiss and cuddle with him. I bet it feels nice to nuzzle against his chest.
>tfw scared that if you die and reincarnation is a thing, you might end up being attracted to women
He's so adorable
Fuck how come there's so many faggots on /r9k/?
>tfw you were bullied in high school for being gay
Kek
Kill self faggot
>>27454599
Kill yourself
>>>/lgbt/
there is your safe space
>tfw you were bullied in middle school for being gayeven though I wasn't, it was just one of the many false things to put me down
What stopped you from finishing high school, going to university, getting a degree, getting a job and then leading a normal and slow-paced life?
>>27454464
>still in last year of high school
that would certainly stop me from finishing
>>27454464
Right now this fucking website is stopping me to do my fucking College assignments.
I tried to kill myself when I was 16 and then just stopped going in.
Sadbois, what's it like being sad? That is
> generally expressionless
> unwilling to show emotion beyond a polite nod or tight lipped smile
> listening to dreary music
> not even care about faking socially, just enough get through conversations quickly
> maybe following a sadboi secret hobby like painting or singing
I think you're cool and I wish I didn't have to fake or hide my rage when I go outside. How could I be more like you?
>bois
>i
End yourself
>>27454437
You just described my ideal bf...
How do I get a sadboi bf?
He's p cute, I'd smash his boy butt
ITT: Post your current feels, brothers, and I will try my best to cure what ails you, or at least make you feel better.
>fucked up at work
>bosses want to fire me but can't just yet
>just put down money on a condo
I really can't lose this job but I'm apparently a really horrible worker
>steam friend of 8 years deletes me out of nowhere
I think it was because I got 'too normie' for him
what the fuck? I'm pretty fucking sad right now and he fucking blocked me
>>27454449
>fucked up at work
>bosses want to fire me but can't just yet
can you elaborate a little, anon? how did you mess up? why can't your bosses fire you? why do you believe you are a bad worker?
