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How Do Talk To Women Online?
>pic related is what happened when I last tried
i thought i was being funny, then she blocked me
>>27455413
Women don't understand banter
Lol what kind of ghetto social media is that
>>27455441
why not?
are they missing something in their head?
Has anyone ever called them? What do they say? Is it likely they're reading from a script? Share your stories.
>>27455394
I called, line was busy (there were people ahead of me), I hung up.
I'm not better, but I guess I'm doing fine.
give us ur infoz so the man will come arrest u. u are too pussy to an hero anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9AQVKMnDPc
>>27455394
I called them before. It was an older lady, maybe in her 40s or 50s. She was very nice and understanding even though my problems made 0 sense to her lol. She basically told me to be myself and I was too polite to disagree.
>tfw horrible with comma placement
SHARE MY FEEL YOU DIRTY MOTHERFUCKERS
REEEEEEEEE
Sorry anon, I don't have that issue. I'm told that my comma placement is exemplary.
>>27455262
i, have the same issue, fampai.
ITT: skateboard or longboard?
Both are aesthetically pleasing imo- which is better?
Longboard for chill cruising.
Skateboard for wearing skinny jeans and being a little edgelord shithead.
>>27455048
I skate longboards and cruisers for fun and transportation. Also I lack the physical talent to do tricks without fucking myself up. I prefer wide square-tail boards. Pic is the board I skate right now in 8.9 inch width.
longboard if you don't want every little rock that your wheel catches throwing you off of the board
same with divets in the sidewalk
longboards with big wheels are the ultimate in comfy
>you will never wake up and realize the past decade was just a dream that some spooky deity made you have so you would get back on the right track in life and not make silly mistakes
All I have to do is say an emotion speech to a shitty sad emotional song and it can all go back, right?
>>27454997
>tfw can't tell if OP is that spooky deity or not
>>27454997
>Wake up
>It was all just a bad dream
>Your waifu is sleeping next to you
>She opens her eyes
>She smiles at you and then leans slowly out of bed
>"Hmm, anon, you look shaken. Are you ok?"
>Y-yes, it was just a bad dream
>You cuddle in bed
>All is right in the world
>>27455075
ffs fuck off man...
Can women ever be interesting? I get the impression that there isn't much going on in their heads
Rarely, they don't have to be though, so they never try. Women are allowed to be boring, but God help you if she's bored with you.
Women do cool stuff, but are rarely cool or funny. They just happen to be around people that are
Do they ever have good taste? Can they be fun to talk to?
Society doesn't require women to be interesting
Fucking janny deletes the thread right as I was about to get a gf.
PLEASE, I'M STILL HERE
Let me love you
That's hilarious. Hope you find your princess OP
I'm better than OP. Femanons should email me instead.
Oh my god!
I'm here!
I found you my love!
My skype is urafuckingfaggotkillyourselfasshole715
Can Robots be liberals? T-they can r-r-right guys?
I'm pretty sure there are a lot of people here who are economically liberal/neoliberal.
I don't get how this board. Full of people complaining about society, complaining about having to work, complaining about how society doesn't help. Who survive off of welfare/disability can vote for El Trumpo. He'd just take away all the things that allow you that NEET life, fucking idiots.
I am a (classical) liberal and could be called a robot (NEET, celibate, etc.).
Freedom and personal liberty happen to be some of the few things I actually care about. What of it?
So I have a philosophical question.
Most of us are rightly concerned with the possibility of being cucked by a Chad, a meathead, a douchebro type, and most of us consider ourselves to be highly intelligent, sensitive gentlefolk.
I've been talking to a lot of different girls about their preferences, though, and many of them insist that they're drawn to intelligence in men. Which makes me wonder, doesn't it make sense that intelligence should be a turn on to women? THE greatest biological asset a human being can have over others when it comes to reproductive success is intelligence or cunning.
It also occurs to me that a sensitive, intelligent male is LEAST likely to get truly cucked or to tolerate being cucked. He's most likely to be enraged and to abandon a woman (perhaps after an extended period of internal consideration), he's less likely to accept sloppy seconds, etc. Whereas the meatheaded guys women SEEM to always end up with seem to give it little thought.
Women in relationships with dumber males are going to be able to trick those males into raising more intelligent offspring, and the more intelligent offspring are more likely to survive and reproduce.
So is it possible that the 'truest' most 'realistic' and likely form of cucking is when intelligent males like us sleep with women who are in relationships with dumb normies? That we are far less likely to be cucked than normies and Chad?
>>27454739
That pic would be a lot nicer without the text
>>27454771
lmao ikr lmao
>>27454771
It's a beautiful pic. Here you go, anon.
Hey r9k, if being a virg is so bad then why don't we all have a meetup and lose our virginities to each other? Plus you get to fuck a real virgin, that's like even better than doing it with some slut.
>>27454610
What is the point in having sex if you don't have an emotional connection to the person you are sleeping with? Casual sex isn't romantic at all.
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Because we're all ugly, you stupid gay faggot
how do i get my hands on some white meat
>>27454583
just don't be a nigger
>>27454598
b-but i am a nigger
>>27454623
tough luck then black robbot
>a search engine is all that cares about you
>>27454557
waaaaaaaaaa
waaaaaaaaaaaah
fuck off and kill yourself already you fucking attention whoring faggot
its simple anon
if you kill yourself google cant harvest your data anymore
>>27454557
Too bad the people on the other end of that phone number don't.
What does /r9k/ think of /pol/
We're the same people you fuckign idiot
>>27454523
A bunch of loud misogynist racist ironic people.
And loads of cool people but very quiet.
charlatan idiots that shit up every other board
What does /r9k/ think of the 90s? Overrated decade, or the last decent era in recent history?
Highly overrated. 80s was better.
t. someone who lived through it
>>27454487
What kind of faggot gets that excited over an operating system?
>>27454487
90s was the best decade for the internet.
No ads, no pop ups and every kind of thing you can imagine at your fingertips without ever worrying about the fbi knocking on your door.
Who /thereportoftheweek/ here?
Anyone else watch his vids?
>>27454485
No cringy as fuck
>originalcomment
>>27454502
Reviewbrah threads are always best at spotting the normies.
Yes. Have been a fan for years though I haven't watched any of his new stuff in the past month or so.
