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>short
>fat with double chins
>balding
How is this guy able to snag a tall qt White girl while you can't?
>>27451405
>pic.jpg
Another pic of them .ufd
>>27451405
>money
>confidence
he is most likely rich + the fact that looks only matter if you're a white guy
Anyone else fell like they've been born in the wrong time? Like, I'm obsessed with history, especially ancient Rome and medieval Europe. I fantasize about leading men into battle, to siege great cities and loot its ancient treasures.To join expeditions to unexplored lands and discover new cultures, to scour the ancient libraries and decipher all its secrets.
My question is this: Why is there no adventure and excitement in our time? I refuse to believe that we've explored and discovered everything there is. Sure you have outer space and all its mysteries, but technology for that is hundreds of years down the line. Why is life so boring?
because society is getting old and old people don't care about exploring new things, they hoard and wait for death
Yeah, I think I was born about 900 years too early. I fantasize about just uploading my consciousness into the internet and creating simulations of everything that pleases me instantly with a thought.
>tfw not born outside of conventional space and time itself
>tfw you can never just sit back and relax, something is always happening, and even though you don't care about it, it demands your attention anyway, like a chronological parasite
>/v/ comes into the surgery
>Has been playing WoW in his basement for 18 hours a day
>Suffering from RSI
>Wants me to give him an anti-inflammatory drug
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27451028
But /v/ hates WoW.
I know OP's don't get (You)'s, but every time I see one of these posts in the catalog, it has a measly amount of replies. So hey, just wanted to let you know I notice you. Even though you have no clue who I am.
>>27451116
>Robot comes into the surgery
>Makes an endelss stream of Shipman threads
>Wants me to give him credit for his work
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>shill homosexuality everyday on r9k
>no one is paying me
>not part of some organazation
>just want qt boy love
It's about true yaoi love guys.
>be me
>bi, 18, decent face, slightly chubby body
>see girls checking me out all the time
>don't really care, none of them are my type
>see absolutely no guys checking me out
>just want a bf to cuddle with
I'm not used to these feels
ayy lmao when normies figure out it would be ncie if average males took care of themselves
10/10 would read again/lifestory
>18
>Skinny and sort of homo
>Told I'm cute by almost everyone who has seen me trap/nude
>Feel incredibly lonely from time to time, more and more recently
>Want to feel loved
>Never had a boyfriend
>Never will have one because of my boring, toxic, annoying personality
>Seeing these threads reminds me of this and upsets me
Looks truly aren't everything, I fell for the meme from lurking here for too long.
>tfw no far east asian bf ;_;
>tfw no alien bf
>>27450933
Ive never seen that much jealousy. Damn.
>>27450965
desu the jelly girls are ugly as fuck
>that feel when no simbahan attending, itlog cracking, kotse fixing, ube chopping, sapatos breaking, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, ilong blowing, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>27450928
Where do you keep getting this shit from.
>>27451344
I pull it out of my ass ;^)
You are so obviously trying to be popular its like Mark The Mint Man but with Filipina memes
>the guy who is so autie he cant even interact with robots
sub tier degenerate t b h
What age did you realize women were nothing more than sentient fuck toys?
>>27450898
>sentient
Incorrect.
>tfw our race will never be completely genderless
>tfw we will never see each other as nothing but other individuals
>>27450898
It didn't really come together until midway through high school so around 15-16.
Honestly I don't know why men haven't just came together and forced them into slavery for sexual pleasure and breeding.
They wouldn't be able to stop us.
Guys NOFAP really has benefits?
soo i am 18 years old, and i am doing nofap [2 weeks tomorrow] and i am really anxious, can't focus. I didnt watch any porn but sometimes i see some images on 4chan and today my granpa show me a naked woman, did this ruined something? i want to know the benefits and if seeing a naked picture accidental ruin stuff
Doing on HARD MODE because i am a virgin =/
NO INTERNET probably has more benefits
NO [INSERT SUBJECT HERE IN ALL CAPS LIKE SO] does not work. fuck off. it's placebo and nothing more.
>doing an online lab for macroeconomics
>multiple choice problems which tell you if you got it right or wrong
>due in an hour and i haven't stated so I'm wildly randomly guessing everything
>Guesses 60 multiple choice problems in a row correctly without reading a single one of the questions
What the fuck is happening?
I dunno man i'd say just go with it.
Someone post the "do you even lift?" one
>>27451439
Are you the same retard who keeps saying
>post the blahblahblah
in every thread?
Stop. It's annoying.
My best friend died in December, and life feels like an empty void of aimless events and pointless people
How do I go back to being myself?
This has caused such a rift in my life I don't know what to do or who to talk to about something like this?
Everything is a deflated and disgusting version of itself, and I can't find any resolution to this loss
Buuuuuuampb
live his life as well as yours
or do drugs thats always fun
>friend
Can normies please fuck off
I just realised that int Array[] = new Array[99]; doesn't create 0 to 99 different positions (100 in total) but rather creates only 99 different positions that start at 0 and to go to 98.
I've been "programing" for almost a year now.
>>27450741
mega original the comment
>>27450784
About you, maybe. Lol.
>>27450784
I don't care. I need to put my day into words so I can work on my communication skills.
And besides, a single (you) was worth it.
Are you good enough to be their boyfriend?
>yes
>probably not
>hell no
>probably not
>no
>no
>yes
>no
>no
>no
>no
>yes
>probably, it's what I go for anyway
>not at all
>what does this even mean
>fuck no
>nope
>no
>I've been told its cute idk
>no
>no
>who is marvin
>no
>I'm an open book
>>27450737
poor poor marvin
>religious
regretably m'lady, it's in the best for me to decline
Dick smells like fresh fish.
What do?
b urself and etc etc you know the drill
hey, you don't even need peanut butter
>>27450698
its supposed to smell like that, whats even the point of this thread?
>havent had sex in almost 2 days
>>27450672
>get comfy, it was your last time
>havent had sex in like 4 hours
>Haven't had sex ever
>Anon...I think something's wrong with my hamster
>Will you come to the vet with me?
>>27450641
Bitch, that's not even a hamster.
>>27450658
yes it is, he's just a big guy
>>27450670
Why would someone shoot a hamster before throwing him out of a plane?
