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>have five beers
>suddenly feel pretty good
What's going on, bros? I'm not even drunk, but I just feel alright.
>>27448228
That's certainly not an insubstantial amount of alcohol.
Iktf bro.
I'm trying to fight the urge to drunk beer right now. Dad brought 10 bottles the other day but I've been drinking every day and I don't know if it's worth it as a habit.
>>27448228
The alcohol is dulling your mental faculties, allowing you to forget just how much you hate yourself and your pitiful excuse for a life.
Drink more alcohol. Then do drugs.When you're ready, start hiring escorts.
Do everything in your power to distract yourself from how miserable you are.
Am I the only one that feels like the civilized world is about to implode?
Riots all over the world. A massive army gaining power in the middle east. European standards collapsing under the flood of refugees. Growing crime rates and civil unrest.
I have this tension in my chest about the global situation, and it's making me prepare myself for survival in a tanked society.
You just watch too much news. There's no big shitstorm coming, they're just trying to make you afraid
>>27448203
I am too busy deep in self loathing and wishing to die to give a shit.
>>27448967
This
There has always been a global situation
Control has often been much looser
People have been less prosperous, etc
If anything what you should feel is how far off a world implosion really is. We're nowhere near it.
>when someone is cleaning your ear with a q-tip and hit the spot just right
>>27448111
have you ever tried twirling a q-tip in your ear during masturbation? I-I wonder how it'd feel
>>27448111
When a meme is used just right.
>>27448111
Honestly, when the shot of heroin kicks in
Drugs are bad though, don't do em. They'll ruin your life
pic unrelated
me 1.5 years ago:
>used to be a kissless virgin
>no friends except for one guy I met to play games with
>no girlfriend ever
>generally an outcast
>feel weird walking through public
>depressed all of the time
>burning hate agains normies
me now:
>not kissless anymore
>a groups of friends
>people in school invite me to parties
>(still don't go 'cause fuck, I don't even know them that well)
>have had a girlfriend
>confident
>quite happy with my life
>feel like people in public actuallly respect me
>often catch smilesfrom girls tehehe
I went from total robot to a guy who is nearly at normie level.
Feel free to ask your questions on how to get out of the depressing hole.
My life is so much better now and I want to help my fellow robots to feel the same.
You were my only friends for a long time of my life, now I want to help you be happy again too.
FUCKING NORMIE GET OFF THIS BOARD AND NEVER EVER RETURN
teach me your ways xd
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>>27447958
Tell us how and make it quick, you need to pack your things and leave
After growing up on 4chan, where it's normal to wish painful death on strangers, it just seems so weird and oppressive and asspainfull to be able to be arrested if you draw a swastika in the snow at a university campus.
Why can't normies handle the bants?
>waah he drew an ancient Indo-European rune in the snow with a stick, call the police! Hate crime!
Are they mentally unstable or something?
Sure smells like autism in here
Fuck you mr roboto
>>27447871
Iktf, everyone's so fragile out there. like seriously? 4 Ls attached to each other in a symbol of peace and all you can think of is OH NAZI AHHHH when you're "progressive" with your sjw muck
>>27447871
>waah he drew an ancient Indo-European rune in the snow with a stick, call the police! Hate crime!
apperantly it takes less than drawing a swastika
http://www.newsweek.com/emory-trump-chalk-protests-440618
>TFW people you knew in high school send you friend requests on Normiebook, but you don't accept them because you don't want them to know how much of a failure you've become
>>27447853
mfw
original post
>>27447853
>tfw a girl from elementary school makes a fb group for an upcoming 10 year anniversary
>they start chatting in the group basically
>everyone's happy, having a great time, looking forward to the actual gathering, it's basically a normal shitfest
>I only read the comments and don't post shit
>casually just leave the group a couple days later
>>27447853
>TFW people you knew in high school send you friend requests on Normiebook, but you hated yourself in high school and you want to completely forget that it happened so you just create a new FB account for college.
I..i don't care anyway i'm fine alone.. ahah..
You basically bought a phone for no real purpose
>>27447672
It's a cropped pc screenshot anon. i don't own a phone.
Want to be friends or something?
the people that use Facebook are a modern day version of baseball card collectors. instead of baseball cards, they collect people
don't be some worthless junk card in some hoarders collection. deactivate and delete your profile immediately.
>>27447391
How will I stalk and masturbate to the girls I went to school with then huh wise guy?
>>27447430
stop being a creep and jerk of to trap porn like a fucking man
>>27447430
this
I deleted my facebook and now I am filled with infinite regret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAhsS-vkDjg
describe yourself in a song fagg0ts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfTfQ9ANRFc
>>27447333
the parts that aren't nonsensical
i can't tell which those are
>>27447314
Wow, I was worried when I read aphex twin but that song is really beautiful.
>tfw you'll never play Syphon Filter for the first time again
>>>/v/
originuoli postuoli
>>27447246
I remember wanting to play that as a kid, but I never did :/
It's good then?
>>27447285
Yes, nigga.
best boss btw
>Tfw you don't know how to use a bicycle.
It's really easy and intuitive.
Have you even tried?
>tfw you crash your road racing bike and are too spooked to ride it again for months afterwards
>>27447227
Tried when I was a kid. Couldn't get out of the 4 wheels. Besides, a car almost run over me. Also don't know how to drive and yes, I tried that as well... manual is impossible
>captcha are bicylces...
Fuck
What are you academic accomplishments, robots? I have a bachelor's degree in history, and I'm halfway done with my history master's degree. It's become increasingly clear I made a mistake not going for a vocation (STEM isn't possible for me, I'm mathtarded) and today I started looking into getting a handgun so I can off myself. Turns out they're pretty cheap, so I guess that's what I'm doing with my life.
What about ya'll?
Bachelor's in Political Science, and a Master of Public Administration
I spend all day reading VNs and playing video games
>>27446945
I was considering going into debt after my history MA for public administration so I could find a real job - how has it been for you? What do you do?
>>27446911
computer science, jsut started bachelor without knowing shit. Turns out typing stuff and building calculators isnt complex, just fucking exhausting.
Gonna break soon and get on neetbux
>why kill yourself, when you can use the last days being comfy all day
as a child and teenager i was bullied, of course i was too beta to do anything about it and when i tried to stand up to one it ended horribly. but i couldent stop wondering why they were doing this,
why do bullies bully? what does it feel like to bully someone? are their any former or current bullies on theis board who could explain this to me?
ask wikipedia
it's human nature, the weak should fear the strong, if you had fought back and demonstrated basic strength you would've earned your place in the pack but instead you cowered like the pathetic beta male you are and let them walk all over you
>>27448756
he did try and it went horribly dident you read
Tfw the qt girl coughs on your pizza.
if i eat it do i get qt germs then become a qt anime girl?
>tfw you cough on the egg in the qt girl's hair
>>27447069
You have to get hit by a truck
Why aren't you a pro-gamer, r9k?
Because I don't live in a shithole country where playing children's entertainment is a viable income source
I don't have the prerequisite pizzaface, sadly.
The way they try to make these esports kids look hard is always so laughable
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