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Is it immoral to date your step-sister?
>>27443233
Depends on who you ask, and probably on how early you became step-siblings-- and on whether you actually lived together when you did, for that matter.
>>27443233
Only if you share a half sibling.
>>27443233
depends lad.
consider this.
You two were dating before your parents got together, then no one would care. point is its all down to opinion
Do you think there are girls who exist who find autism attractive or at least dont care whether you have it or not?
>>27442868
NaH
.
This isn't original, but I hope it works
>>27442868
>"aww he's just shy :)"
I know this is what you'd like to think anon but it just isn't true
yes
if you're white and she isn't
thanks ez mode
>tfw my real robot posts never get any response
>tfw femanon posts get 200 replies just because they have vaginas
>tfw women can be bots
>>27442822
Its Easter you stupid little bitch, why don't you spend time with ya senpai or gf
I'm a single virgin girl looking for a boyfriend. Give me those (You)s.
>>27442891
>being on this board and mentioning human interaction
What do I do with pills, jack, and coke, robots? And who else is getting wasted this morning?
>>27442346
Those look like ibuprofen
>>27442372
>It's a mixture of ibuprofen, and my old prescription shit
>>27442372
thats because they are
with coca cola
and no jack in sight
>"You just gotta say hi brah, works every time!"
>>27442272
can confirm, every girl in the room starts moaning uncontrollably when I speak
>>27443264
If the guy on the right fixed his hair and wasn't whiter than the state of Utah he would look kinda like Benedict Cumberbatch
>>27443313
It wouldn't help with the asymmetry and the tiny jaw.
A genie tells you he can make Donald Trump president for the next eight years. However, in order for him to do so, you have to agree to let The Donald fuck your wife/girlfriend/oneitis.
Do you take the deal, /r9k/?
I don't have a wife/gf/crush, so yes MAGA
Better Trump than a mudslime.
>>27442071
Id let this happen because this guy is fucking hilarious and my oneitis is a bitch
>2016
>racists still exist
Why is this allowed?
> we was kings n
sheit
> we was Aryans n sheit
Fuck you all to be desu
>>27441971
white people should be exterminated
>>27442017
seriously
"my life sucks but a few people who looked like me lorded over losers like myself so it must be the fault of people who don't look like me right now that i'm not a godemperor of dune"
They can't keep getting away with it
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/03/23/fashion/weddings/marriage-questions.html?_r=0
>betacuck sitting there blissfully unaware while his wife and Chad eyefuck each other right in his presence in an act of total disrespect
This is your future if you take relationship advice from the New York Times lmao
>>27441973
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/16/fashion/modern-love-you-may-call-it-cheating-but-we-dont.html
>my husband and I are monogamous. There has just being a smakk asterisk where I am concerned. Under certain circumstances he is not disappointed if I don't follow the letter of the law
You can't make this shit up.
>>27441854
>hes not hoping for a nuclear apocalypse
>no deformities, illnesses, medical problems
>big dick, tall, deep voiced
>funny, clever, good friends, good family
>never touched a girl's hand
Who /biologicallyandmentallyenlightened/ here? This is how this existence was meant to be lived, if you do it any other way you're doing it wrong.
If our lives are short we should spend them with positive emotions, which are only a fraction of your time when spent in a relationship. We must escape from reality and maintain this blissful state for as long as possible, otherwise you have not had a good life. The cost-benefit of a relationship diminishes too rapidly, it is a fool's pursuit.
>>27441926
Trick your mind
You're enlightened because you never touched a girl? Just for saying that, you are severely unelightened.
Story Time Robots!
> Girl at school
> Fucking disgusting, not that fat but her face was awful, 2/10
Pic not of her but about the same face
> Guy starts going out with her
> He's not a Chad but he's not doing badly for himself, good face, slim, white, just got a bit of acne
> Friends give him shit but they seem like a 'true love' couple
> They start getting REALLY into eachother
> They stop talking to to all other friends and only talk to eachother
> This goes on for 2 fucking years
> The guy looses all contact with his friends and others
> Girl didn't have many friends to begin with
> Very odd situation, even the teachers are suspicious.
> They both stop attending one day
> haven't seen either in a week or so
> 'Announcement' in school assembly
> Both are missing and police are asking for info
> 2 weeks later
> Both are found dead in forest, killed each other in a dual suicide by knife
Aren't you glad you aren't this fucked up robots?
what?
Shit like that would be in some news story. post it faggot.
Wow that is actually quite cute.
The only downside is that you don't know how to greentext.
>>27441847
>kids suicide
>news
This is even ilegal senpai.
When mommy doesn't include KitKats in your easter basket.
>>27441730
>Kit Kats
>Not reeses cups
What kind of fucking degenerate are you
>>27441756
>reeses cups
>not reeses eggs
just blew my load Tbh
>>27441776
>resses eggs
>not peeps
it's like you hate easter senpai
How are you disgusting slow internet peasants doing?
that game isnt even worth the 4 minutes it took you to download
I didn't like Saints 3 desu. I liked 4 for whatever reason though.
probably sooperpowers
>>27441707
nice
bloxlxoxlx
>he fell for the become a teacher meme
>>27441598
>not fugging your students
If they're legal of course :^)
>he fell for the existence meme
oh wait that's me
>>27441598
Why would you do something as horibble as that anon kun
>Average pol tard
>Blacks commit the most crime
Lol maybe because they are fucking poor and need to kill sum niggas to protect their lives because too many fucking white privlaged cops go on a crusade to stomp little niggas on a powertrip just to be cucked by tyrone?
/pol/ needs to fuck off, they are as bad as sjr. At least that's contained in tumblr.
OP should be ashamed of himself for this bait
>>27441548
I mean, poor regions, cities, and groups do always have the most crime regardless of race. You are almost right. It's a class problem, not a race problem.
With that said, black people do mostly kill other black people. While police in general are abusing their power, it's not white cops who are the biggest perpetrators of violence in black areas. They are a problem, but not the biggest one.
This is bait though so what am I even doing
kike jew nigger nigger kike there I did the right response.
What's with all the anti /pol/ threads/comments today? Is /r9k/ getting raided? Did they get the wrong board or something?
I think I got a cuty gf, or at least will have soon. Havent asked her how she sees us yet
do i still belong here?
im still socially retarded though and I dont have a job yet
You're probably reading into it and she just wants to be friends. Remember unless she explicitly says you're a couple and you've had sex multiple times, it doesn't count as a relationship.
>>27441542
i have fucked her both times i seen her and she asked me to meet again this week
i got a little scared but now after a few days i want to meet up again
im abit scared though, her life is way more awesome then mine is. She doesnt know my true story (being socially retarded and having a huge hole in my resume by being unemployed autismbux neet) so thats kinda something im scared to talk about
we did have amazing sex though and i think shes the first girl i made orgasm so mybe thats why she likes me so much
idk, it feels like life is so different but yet it isnt
>>27441503
>gif
That's essentially every insecure bot in here, myself included.
