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>Cat rubs against my coats
>Too scared to wear coats because of toxoplasma gondii
>>27443187
toxoplasmosis is a cool new meme, i like it.
>>27443261
toxoplasm makes more aggressive and risk taking
robots would benefit from it
>>27443187
Why do you have a cat, if you're so worried about it?
Women are so unfunny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oeZGvT34cg
go to 2:40.
>>27443135
>those view
>that like bar
>those comments
We need a new plague
>>27443168
The longer I watch the worse this gets.
Would you bury your face in a qt Dominican girl's ass?
Her face is ugly af
>>27443114
yes
next question please
>>27443311
so is your moms
> tfw flip between "nothing matters" and "i need to sort my life out"
theres no reconciling these viewpoints
>>27442945
There is no reconciling any viewpoint with nihilism
just accept that everything is pointless, that you want selfish things, and work towards those things
dont think about it just commit to something and do it
>>27443090
> accept that everything is pointless
> work towards those things
i dunno how u can work toward stuff you know is pointless..
ITT shitty drawings
show us your art
Orinwow8eiew8
Here's my garage
i tried my best on this gondola in my room
Hey robots, i'll watch a movie with a qt girl in the theater in a couple of hours and i have no idea of what should i say or do(touching, hugging and shit). H-help me..
>>27442881
Give her your falcon to take care during the mid-time adds, and polish your anvil with chrome polisher
Also, don't put butters on your crab legs
>>27442881
just make sure not to make eye contact with her falcon ,it intimidates it and it will go for your face( i know from personal experience). when your leaving offer to carry her anvil, its the polite thing to do and you'll look really strong, try do both anvils one handed, works every time.
Just be yourself dude :-)
>god gives horses delicious and large dicks with the ability to spray an ungodly amount of cum
>makes it almost impossible to have sex with them
there is a god and He is cruel
>tfw no horsecock futa gf
>>27442875
>Almost impossible to have sex with them
People still fuck them.
this is a comfy level of degeneracy lads
>not drunk yet
>have to drink 2 or 3 more cups of gross alcohol before I'm there
ugh
What are you drinking my man
Learn to love it m8.
The bitter catharsis of adult life.
buy easier alcohol then
or learn to drink
What was her name?
Why did you fuck up?
>what was her name?
Jessica.
>why did you fuck up?
I falled for the "b urself" meme
>>27442729
>name?
javiera
>why did you fuck up?
i tried to be yourself too, but im still the loner ugly kid who nobody likes, that shit was like 10 years ago
>name?
Maddie
>Why did you fuck it up?
She turned into a Tumblr feminazi, I couldn't cope with it
how do I give a stranger a boner in public?
>>27442723
be an attractive woman
>>27442723
spike his drink with viagra
>mfw I never hide my boners
large and proud
Why don't you support Trump so you can look like this /r9k/?
meanwhile bernie supporters
>>27442683
These are the eyes of a cucked man
I do support Trump though.
>have a sexual dream about a real-life acquaintance
>can't even look them in the eye when I see them anymore
This happens to me, except it's usually people I know killing me in my dreams.
>>27442495
The good the bad the sexual abuse of boipussy
>>27442495
Maybe we should fug its easter? I had a dream where I got raped by a random dude, I woke up when he pulled his pants down and shoved his penis in my ass, sucked I woke up stressed out
What opportunities have you thrown away?
all
and wew lad there were a ton of them
i did it so i could hang out with you cool guys all the time :)
>>27442485
Every single one you can think of, and I'm being serious
Such as having rich parents willing to pay for everything to get you a good college degree and masters degree yet slogging my way through college getting shitty grades for a shitty liberal arts degree and it taking 2 extra years due to my fucking around and taking semesters off/fucking up semesters and having to retake shit.
Interned under a 2 time James Beard award winning chef for a few months.
He told me that I have a job if I keep up the good work.
My drug addiction started getting worse, so I just stopped giving a fuck.
Started being a lazy fuck.
That look of disappointment on his face when he saw me last.
Kills me everyday, now I live in my parents attic and shit post everyday.
>tfw you will never be a part of the good ol' boy network
If you're a guy, you have no excuse for being a NEET or holding a mediocre job
>>27442442
oh fuck off faggot
Daily reminder that women are attention whores.
If you wanna go and get high wit me
Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-y
Oh why must I feel this way?
>watching Zootopia
>subtle references to racism and other liberal ideals
I just wanted to watch a nice kids movie without having liberal propeganda shoved in my face dude.
>Hollywood movie
>no liberal propaganda
Pick one
>>27442418
>conservative
>not being angered by opposing ideals
Pick one
>>27442508
>implying that's exclusive to conservatives
Liberals are some of the most intolerant people Ive met
