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>fapping to trannies for years
>casually scrolling through /gif/ for some smut
>get an erection when seeing a male penis entering a male anus webm
its a slippery slope, trap fappers.
i'd advise you quit now before you turn homo
>>27440296
>Turning homo
>Not turning into a tranny yourself to continue the circle and bring others to the abyss with you.
>>27440296
should I fuck a trap? I feel the only way to get through my 10 year trap phase is to fuck a trap
>>27440296
I started fapping from time to time to tranny porn years ago while i was still doing meth and i thought it was just out of boredom. Then many times later i started thinking i might be gay, since i am a khv and i kinda felt like i wanted to fuck a feminine manlet i knew IRL. However i could feel it much better in my fantasies than IRL. I tried to gay myself up but gay porn still feels...wrong somehow, tranny porn not so much but it still feels weird and at the end of the day i need to see naked females and have fantasies about them no matter how hard i hate women.
Hey /r9k/ this is my friend
How can I get her to like me?
>>27440151
You can't. And won't.
>>27440173
Why not anon?
Original comment fuckadoodledoo
>>27440151
>Kidnap her
>Lock her in your dungeon
>Wait for the Stockholm Syndrome to kick in
Would you lose your virginity to her /r9k/?
>>27439987
Shaniqua wouldn't date a white boi.
>>27439987
>Implying I'm a virgin
heh, not for years kiddies :^)
I'd get a blowjob from her, sure.
Men with long and dirty fingernails, you have 10 seconds to defend why they are long and dirty.
Pic related: how a man's fingernails should look.
They need to be long to properly scrape a girl's pussy when you finger her.
They get dirty after scraping the dead skin and mucus from her pussy.
>>27439920
>Pic related: how a man's fingernails should look
No, that's too short, the nails should still be usable
You should cut it so there's still a little bit of white left
>how a man's fingernails should look.
>not paining them black to represent the darkness inside of you
Femanon here. Is it really wrong of me to leave my boyfriend because he's only 5 inches?
My ex had a 7 incher and it could hit the right spots so easily. It's been 2 months with my new boyfriend but sex is just not as satisfying.
I mean, isn't this just common sense? Why should I have to settle for someone who doesn't make me as happy?
This bait will be devoured.
desu I have 5 inch penis myself and would understand if a girl dumped me because of it. Nothing wrong with wanting better
you want 8 inches instead bebe?
Who here /listenstorap/?
My top five are
1. Future
2. Drake
3. Migos
4. Asap Ferg
5. Logic
Hbu anon? Who do you listen to?
Mos Def
MF Doom
Kanye West
J dilla
Wu Tang Clan
>>27438803
Is kanye west good at all? From what I heard he talks big but is pretty shitty
ASAP Ferg is the shit. Even if you don't like his lyrics, the beats he raps over are sick.
>He fell for the all women are whores meme
>he doesn't realize the sweet shy feminine cutie that are wife material exists but has so many suitors she is locked up by the time she turns 18-20. It's just that you are not good looking, rich enough to smart enough for her
>>27438755
>It's just that you are not good looking, rich enough to smart enough for her
Then she doesn't care about love, making her a whore.
What's your point?
>>27438755
oh man its too bad i'm not rich enough to smart enough for her
if i could smart enough for here that would be so dope
>>27438772
She has thousands of suitors, why wouldn't she pick the one with the best genetics and ability to support her children?
Anyone else cursed with a micropenis? im only 6inches....
How long did it take you to modify the chart for your own trolling purposes?
>>27438581
literaly lmaoing at your life senpai
Also women are fucking horrendous at measuring dicks, I wouldn't trust their testimonies.
>only 6 inches
Wew. If you're not at least the size of a cement mixer, don't even talk to me.
who /intimidated by girls/ here
>meet pic rel on tinder
>get number, set date etc
>only 17 (canada so it's legal), shy, qt
>find facebook
>very few male friends, goes to all girls private school
>find instagram
>she's actually a complete stacy
>talks about clubbing in miami
>guys from around the world orbiting her
what do f a m? Finally found a girl worth dating but now I'm worried I'll be too beta/boring for her. now I'm too scared to call her back to confirm the date
>inb4 actually talking to girls normie reeeee
>>27438443
>who /intimidated by girls/ here
me
>>27438443
The only option you have now is to go for alpha tbhfam. Good luck
>>27438443
Think about the way you just described that girl. Does she honestly sound like someone you'd want to spend time with? I mean Jesus Christ, you idiots see women like a completely different species.
Are right-wingers the new SJWs?
>gets constantly triggered by anything that doesn't feverishly pander to their opinions
>made-up words to shame anyone who disagrees (cuck, degenerate, moral relativist, nu male, SJW (irony alert!)
>constantly bring up their political views in every single chance they get, no matter how off-topic
>will flood and spam any threads they can when they get triggered
>will dox and harass people they feel threatened by
>gather in safe-spaces and circlejerk each other into a frenzy and think it's an act of bravery
seriously, /pol/tards, MRAs, internet fascists and other "alt-rights" are literally indistuinguishable from their tumblrina counterparts.
>>27438436
it's just a natural reaction to the stupidity of sjws. They're fighting sophistry with sophistry
There exist moral guardians of many different political persuasions.
You used to get people bitching about media featuring gays and interracial couples and scantily clad women, supposedly demonic things like D&D or Doom, etc.
Now you've got people bitching about there not being enough minorities in media, or being depicted stereotypically even if said stereotype has some basis in reality, or scantily clad women once again but this time because it's "objectifying", etc.
>>27438436
Man, I've been saying this shit for years.
>tfw moot replies to you
Who here /howardstern/?
fuck no. why would subject yourself to such droll nonsense.
time to grow up anon, get cultured.
>you will never get to hang out with Richard and Sal and get drunk and make prank phone calls to Tradio
I only liked his show when he had porn star interviews and made them play some porn games.
>you will never live in a hunter gatherer village
>you will never help hunt a mammoth and bring the food back to the tribe
>you will never go on a spirit journey (drug trip) with the shaman
>you will never walk around smelling like shit and being half naked and no one caring about it
>you will never feel free to go anywhere, sleeping anywhere you like and being allowed to defend yourself with spear and bow+arrows
Tell me again why civilization exists? It seems the only ones who benefit from civilization are those who are already at the top.
>>27438129
Go back to play far cry, you have high school tomorrow
>>27438129
Civilization is basically sacrificing the enjoyment of life for the advancement of the race as a whole.
>>27438129
I know that feel OP. Maybe with virtual reality we'll get to know this soon enough.
are thick ayyybrows attractive, familja?
If she has a vagina, who cares.
Bold brows are the current trend.
As long as they are distinctly separated from one another they are ideal desu.
QUICK!
POST WHAT YOU ARE DOING BESIDES BROWSING RIGHT NOW!
Rolling a joint
>>332177848
Showering with my phone
>He doesn't chan in the shower
Great feel.
Studying
I really enjoy it to write with my fountain pen
>be 16 in high school
>be bisexual
>hang out with hot girls and pretend I'm gay
>hang out with hot guys and pretend I'm strait
>soon figure out girls are much more open about sex and stuff
>pretending to be gay and get to see some hot stuff
>one rich french girl whose dad married some Mexican supermodel
>she's got her booty, and its phat
>easily bigger than the webm
>wasn't flabby either it held consistency
>thighs were nice too
>since the girls talked about guys a lot I told them I liked a guy's butt
>one day we were just doing random shit at my house
>one girl thought it would be funny to play jenga with a bucket of milk on top
>wtf, this is a bit weird
>everyone thinks its normal so I go along
>game goes on
>big booty girl's turn
>she fucks up
>milk falls on her leggings
>I tell her my older sister has some pants that she could borrow
>she asks can you show me where they are
>they are that way I point
>she goes into the room and asks for help finding the clothes
>they aren't that hard to find, but whatever
>I go in
>she's in her panties
>dat ass was fat
>get out the un-buttoned jeans
>tries to put it on
>ass too fat
>struggling when she asks me to help her
>oh jeez
>we try pulling up at the same time, too big
>ok lets try another pair
>nope, booty too big
>we try like seven more
>nope, not going to happen
>get to a pair of jean shorts
>they are too big for my sister, there is hope
>squeeze them around her massive butt
>she needs help buttoning her pants
>we do and after a few seconds the jeans rip.
>she starts laughing
>we shove the pants off of her booty
>she says I need to cut back on the pizza
>then grabs her ass with both hands (one on each cheek)
>lifts it and drops it
>watches it jiggle in the mirror
>she's lightly slapping it and asks do you have any leggings that this might fit into
>ok sure
>boner alert level 10
>get the leggings
>stretch them to their limits
>after like 10 minutes of struggle we squeeze them around her massive posterior
>cont
>>27437340
If only this worked
>you are such a great friend anon
>sorry my ass was so big (she was laughing)
>walk back to the main room, she's in front of me
>her ass is bouncing with every step
>hnnnnggg
>we get into the main room
>I take my chance
>everybody, we finally got a pant that could fit this
>slap her ass
>she laughs
>so you really are gay one girl said
>wtf
>we were testing if you really were gay since (big booty girl) was crushing on you
>oh fuck
>mfw
>bisexual
>PRETEND to be gay
faggot
