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What makes you guys happy?
anime
but then I remember it will never be real and then I get sad again
>>27426025
Nothing. Seriously. I don't know of anything that would make me happy anymore.
Sleeping.
It work well.
Does this board hate sluts so much because of their own insecurities and inability to get women?
>>27425751
Yes, it's obvious.
>>27425751
Because you sluts are bad people.
Nah, it's just I've seen first hand a girls willingness to cheat and it depresses the hell out of me.
Friendly reminder that real autistic people do not want to be "cured."
>>27425365
I'm autistic and fuck yes I want to be cured. Autism is not a good thing. Any disease, mental or physical, is not a good thing. Fuck this special snowflake embracing the worst parts about you bullshit, it's a plague on humanity.
>>27425365
That's true with a vast majority of people in insane asylums as well...
>>27425365
Lots of suicidal depressives also don't want to be cured, they want to be dead. We don't go along with that bullshit though do we.
anyone have the pic of women showering an ugly disabled woman with compliments on instagram?
Bump for curiously.and fapping material
I only have this image of a perfect 10/10 girl.
>>27426223
She does make the best out of it and makes the rest of her about as attractive as it could be, she could have been a lot worse.
Furries have sucessfully infiltrated mass media.
You are literally looking at the poster for a Disney Pixar movie with an enormous budget about a society consisting of anthropomorphic animals that walk upright starring a romantic relationship between a fox and a bunny with a huge ass
This is going to spawn an entire new generation of furries and some 10 years down the road it will repeat the cycle. It's Space Jam all over again. With Madagascar at least they were subtle but at this point they're just mocking us.
What, don't believe me? Here's a brief segment from the movie starring *Shakira*, I saw it weeks ago and I still can't believe it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efsXt-H5t-0
How does someone protest this?
There's an entire demographic of moms and their kids who go and see these kinds of movies because they are dullards with fuck else to do and must hype up some certain hallmark kids movie that they're going to go out and see. In the same way everyone just HAD to go see the new Star Wars movies, these people just HAVE to go see these yearly hash outs. They have this down to a cycle, churning out the hilarious animals. Then of course the kids are gonna be little faggots about it and are gonna wanna buy the mountain of merchandised shit that will follow. I don't know where I was going with this, bottom line they are very successful and have a lot of money and you probably aren't going to do shit.
>>27424914
Oh its made by the jews that explains it, by pushing degeneracy onto western culture they hope to make us more open to accepting different people (furries) and in turn we become more accepting of muslims
Hey is this that animal selfie movie? I need to watch this lol.
Who is hotter between my ex and my current girl?
Be honest.
Here's my ex.
And here's my current girl.
http://strawpoll.me/7178866
Who is hotter if you had to pick?
>>27424909
both are ugly.... it doesn't really matter
Official sport of /r9k/.
How's the Cum Slingin' going, robots?
Have you been practicing? Any new slings? How'd it go?
wat
Shsu
I've been practicing on homeless people, working up to teens in shopping malls.
Need some help on my timing strategy, as soon as I whip it out for the sling I get a bit delayed and have my dick out way too long.
>>27424902
You've never cum sling'd m8? It's the greatest.
>tfw 10/10 chubby gf
>big bubble butt, 38JJ boobs
>wide hips
>lovely silky thick luscious hair
>great cook
>great personality
>wants to snuggle constantly
>very low sex drive
This is true suffering
>>27424843
>>very low sex drive
This is probably at least in part due to the fact you are not attracted to her
Sure she might tick all the boxes on your checklist (nice body, good cook) but if you don't feel a passion for her, it means nothing.
>big bubble butt, 38JJ boobs
pics now OP
>10/10
>chubby
That's contradictory.
![ghettogaggers_kitty_catherine_01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YD6Ls9l.jpg "ghettogaggers kitty catherine 01[1]")
ITT prostitutes/pornstars you think are super cute. Despite being whores they make your heart a flutter.
![ghettogaggers_kitty_catherine_02[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UEQuddt.jpg "ghettogaggers kitty catherine 02[1]")
>>27424765
I wish I could save her. Make her my life.
![ghettogaggers_kitty_catherine_03[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5WPxI4s.jpg "ghettogaggers kitty catherine 03[1]")
>>27424848
I enjoy the look of her anus/vag.
if you have 500 bucks she'll do whatever
Post and discuss cyberpunk papes, music, feels, etc
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMKhq8l_9mI
>economically impossible architecture
>neon advertisement
>orange night lights
>outsiders in the post consumer world
>rain proof microcomputers
>yfw we live in the dystopian future
leggo
essential flickering nightlight
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1856101/news
anyone excited about the new Blade Runner film being made by the guy who did Sicario starring Ryan Gosling and Harrison?
pls /r9k/, cyberpunk is so comfy and nowhere else will discuss it...
>inb4 /b/
Depression never goes away. It just temporarily fades and then comes back.
It never "gets better".
>>27424154
Fuck off. FUCK OFF. FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU
That's why I'm killing myself soon.
>>27424263
Method?
fem"bot" here
i was wondering why are black guys much easier to talk to than white guys?
i've always found that the majority of white guys (especially the nerdy ones who play videogames all day) are so awkward to talk to. it's like they've never spoken to a girl in their life besides their mom. i know a lot of awkward pasty white dudes who just start stuttering and choking when trying to converse with an attractive girl like me or my roomates, and can only form coherent sentences when they talk to their chubby, nerdy female friends (usually league of legends playing buddies).
honestly i dont get why y'all are so nervous. it's not like i would ever consider dating someone like you when you look like you live off a diet of mcdonalds anyways. sometimes i just want to compare lab results with you and maybe ask for you to stand in line at the library's starbucks in my place so i dont have to waste time.
and black guys (the majority that aren't hunchback nerds) are a lot easier to talk to. what's up with that? i'm not trying to be racist here but at least black people know how to hold up a conversation like normal people. sure, i don't get their "ghetto" jokes more than half the time but i fake laugh anyways because they usually remind me of dave chapelle who has some pretty funny youtube videos. but at least they dont lose their nerve just from speaking
oh and dont even get me started on asian guys lmfao
>>27424152
>and black guys (the majority that aren't hunchback nerds)
>the majority that aren't hunchback nerds
I clicked on this thread because of the feet, and I stopped reading your post when I realized it was a meme thread.
>>27424180
Whoops, i'm such an idiot..
Be honest now...
I think I'm just not compatible with women
>>27423652
this pretty much tbph fampai
disregard femaIes
acquire currency
>B...BBBBUT I MUST WORK SO I CAN CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY! BY CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY, I CAN MAKE MY PARENTS PROUD AND LEAVE A LEGACY BEHIND!!!!
Wagecucks are a basket full of laughs.
>>27423630
Poor wagecucks fell for Mr Shekelstein's scam, work your life away for the scraps from the table and "enjoy" retirement when your body is too tired to do the things you were saving money to do. Great plan 'cucks.
Comfy pepe 5? Share those comfy pepe's.
>>27423748
>tfw I have a job
Honestly I work mostly so I have a reason to get out of bed.
I don't do anything else with my life but then again I like my job, people are ok even if I don't talk to them much.
Least I can save about a grand each month from my paycheck and still have my own place and food on my table.
I just like to do my task and feel I'm good at something since I have an awful attention span to do something more productive like learn programming etc.
So many people are talented in things, we should have a way to download that into our brains rather then having to learn everything from scratch, such a waste not to mention intimidating do start a new field and just see what you need to learn just to get anywhere.
Usually just ends with me shitposting instead.
Getting a 50$ discount card to pose as models for an shopping mall ad.
This is the highlight of their lives.
Can any women ever hope for more?
"Wow! Isn't that an amazing object?!"
"I love objects!"
"Ewww look what I almost stepped on! Gross."
"Ohhh this would look sooo great on ME!"
