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>Fembot
May we please stop using this term? It is nigh impossible for a female to be a robot.
>>27413558
ofcourse it is but they are still gonna use it because you know, women.
>but but i'm fat
>but i'm depressed none of my 100 skype beta orbiters told me i'm gorgeous today
>but i'm different
>but i cut myself
and so on, it's not like they have their own kingdom of lolcowfarm to go and cry amongst their peers, no they gotta come here and bother and get 300 replies from thirsty beta fags.
it will never end
I'm an amputee (multiple limbs)
Wanna date?
>>27413793
no you should straight up off yourself
how the fuck did you lose more limbs??
accident? diabetes?
Why the fuck is r9gay so retarded?
you idiots spew all these autistic theories about women being evil and wanting money and looks only but then an attention whore tripfag walks in and you all go full retard.
im talking about eliza here. this attention whoring bitch has claimed she loves and craves attention, and does everything she does for attention.
despite that, she is appreciated for just existing and posting here, threads are made for her, her pics are posted and cherished, and even though shes barely a 5/10 pretending to be sad and depressed to the point she believes that lie just to gain sympathy, she is called beautiful all the time.
its losers like you that worship worthless women and puts them on a pedestal causing them to think theyre princesses. and then its losers like you who cry about tfw no gf boohoo when chad gets to fuck and you get to shitpost here praising the same bitch online who cucked you.
>pic related proof of your beloved eliza cucking you with a nig
>>27412853
She also flashed a poo in loo which makes her more of a roastie
>>27412853
>tfw even on r9k I can't escape Chads getting all the girls and shoving it in my face
I may sound like I'm memeing but it honestly makes me feel super shitty. I never got to experience anything like this. No girl has ever been sexual with me in any way, and I'll never know how awesome it feels to get flashed or whatever. I'm hanging myself soon.
>>27412853
Lol I love this new meme. Now we can get back to our women hate threads with another proof of concept under the belt.
Who /justalittlecrazy/ here?
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
Feeling on the brink lately
I took like a 6 part psychological evaluation test with word association things, pictures, etc. and all they could get from it was that I'm a "perfectionist". How can someone be a perfectionist and a robot? Therapy does nada
Hi there lads what up
shit seems to be getting worse for me
New Chart Thread part MLDXXXIIX (did i do it right? it's suppodes to be 1488)
Recommended reading/watching list for being redpilled:
1) Murray Rothbard - Man, Economy and State
2) Hitler - Mein Kampfy chair
3) Lynn, Richard; Vanhanen, Tatu (2002). IQ and the wealth of nations.
4) Wata Mote
5) Ludwig von Mises - Human Action
6) Nietzsche - Will to Power (sisterfags plz go)
7) Mark Rippetoe - Starting Strength
8) Epictetus - Enchirdion
9) Some bald french faggot in an itchy sweater - how to get AIDS from anal fisting and then spread it around as much as you can before you die
10) Charlatanus Maximus - Ecrits
11) Jacques "my dick is a text" Derrida - De la Grammatologie (since you can never actually know what the author means you can read it in whatever language you want, it is more honest to read it in a language you don't know anyways because you'll have less of an illusion of understanding then)
12) Augustine - Confessions
13) The Complete Adventures of Pepe and Wojack
14) Copleston's History of Western Philosophy (see you in ~6000 pages anon, great book though)
15) Bertrand "smug mug when the logic rubs the rusemaster" Russel - History of Western Philosophy (How do you solve hard and long-standing philosophical questions? Easy, just fucking ignore them and call the author a poophead or something equivalent).
I'm always adding to the list.
>>27412690
disney movies
oh god disgusting
>>27412767
I can't help my depraved nature. Do you have any recommendations for a cure? Watching "cannibal holocaust" a few times?
>>27412690
>did i do it right?
Post template you piece of S H I T
do girl.butts actually stink or not? everybody keeps putting their faces in them so they must smell good
what the fuck do you think? it smells like skin and feces obviously you stupid hick
>>27412400
i learned the hardway that female gentials are like guys.
smells like sweat and shit if they dont shower beforehand. especially if the girl is wearing skin tight clothing. expect her asshole to smell like dead mouse coated in dick cheese.
Is eating ass a real life meme?
>tfw guys only go after girls dressed like sluts
No matter how much you try to deny it online, I see what actually happens in real life.
>tfw customers only buy my products when I put them out on display
so dress like a slut if you want a bunch of guys to chase you. thats typically what a slut wants after all.
>>27412396
ohh poor fembot
So, what happens when white people die out?
the same thing that happened to the colonies when they left.
>>27411875
Nigs, beaners, mudslimes, and other assorted nobodies get genocided by the Chinks. They don't realise it's in their best interest to keep the white cash cow alive.
>>27411901
As a white Otaku, I'll be part of their secret police.
Can /r9k/ grow a beard? This is my weak attempt, four weeks in. What do you think?
It's something. Mine gets to it's peak of pubeface in a couple of weeks and doesn't grow anymore.
I think you should step up your game
Cheeks are a 3 days old, goatee is about 2 weeks
Friendly reminder to roasties and fatties that this is the standard of beauty.
>>27411207
>standard of beauty
Not mine.
This vanilla shit does nothing to turn me on.
friendly reminder to robots that this is the standard for men
>be fatty
>rather than lose weight try to nag the entirety of society into changing what they deem beautiful
lol
How many online friends do you have?
>>27410948
Zero.
Never really got the appeal of it, it just feels like a shittier version of IRL friends and i can't make any of them so yeah
>>27410948
I got all of you
>>27411197
we aren't necessarily friends, but I feel much closer to you than with normies
Do women REALLY feel THAT much pleasure from you fucking their vagina?
Like so much pleasure they uncontrollably moan?! It can't feel THAT good surely?
Honestly I can't believe how fucking loud and vocal women are during sex. Surely me going back and forwards in your vagina isn't THAT great?
And it's like, they say women have less sex drive. But apparently sexual pleasure feels FAAAR better for them? We have this idea in our culture that women get overwhelmed and lost in the pleasure of sex, having multiple orgasms, squirting even, uncontrollably moaning LOUDLY. But that makes no sense. If it really feels better than men, then why would their sex drive be lower? wouldn't they have more motivation to have sex?
Women, why do you moan during sex?
>>27410930
I don't believe screaming is necessary, but I'll moan a little.
> sounds sexy
> deep breathing masked as moaning, something about deep breathing makes me less tense
> sometimes it really feels that good
Never had sex, but good mastubating moments
>>27411003
please explain in more detail
so like, moaning just by itself is something pleasurable for a female?
you said you do it because it sounds sexy, and I heard women like to FEEL sexy, so if you sound sexy then you must BE sexy right? therefore it feels good?
as in, lets say a woman is bored, could she just moan as a fun activity to do?
strange question but I'm really trying to grasp this. It seems incomprehensible to me why they making these noises like a animal I don't understand why she's doing it
do women do it becase they think that's what the guy wants to hear? but the guy does not want to be lied to, and moaning when it's not genuine is lying rigt?
someone please educate me
You can tell by her face if she's faking her moans or not.
If her face is scrunched up like she's taking a massive shit. then you're giving a good fucking, and any noise from her is genuine. Any other facial expression means she's not feeling shit.
I have a higher sex drive then my gf, but we still fuck at least 3-4 times a month, and she definitely seems to have more fun than me. I believe girls just like thinking they have control in the relationship, but in reality I can easily get her horny and fucking whenever I want.
>tfw you realize google+ makes all your google searches public
>>27410911
>public
to who? your parents, isp, grandmother, professor???????
>>27410917
Only all the people you have ever send an e-mail to. google+ scans your contacts and sends all of them monthly updates on your borwsing habits. enjoy!
>>27410911
>using g(ew)mail
Friendly reminder that women are far more valuable than men!
>>27410757
From a biological standpoint you're right. It helps explain some of the origins of modern social behavior and relationships.
>>27410757
No they're not. Silly, why do you think they make less than men? The average man is vastly superior to the average woman.
>>27410757
Humans aren't very valuable anyway
Apparently, this is what the average teenage girl looks like now.
Better start revvin' those test engines, lads.
>>27410687
I'm high test and she looks ridiculous
Chubby is the new skinny?
>>27410687
She definitely doesn't look anything like the average teenage girl.
If anything teenage girls look the most like the "innacurate skeleton models" out of any group.
Who /neverbrokenabone/ here?
You know it, OP.
You've never even lived bubble boy.
yep.
Came close to it once when I got hit by a car tho
