I am 28 year old indian guy. I am those type of guy who have never ever got a peck on cheek from a girl or to hold a girls hand. I mean never had a girlfriend. I liked 4 girls till now but i am not good looking so they told i am fun to be as a friend but not someone they will like to see though they did not say why. More or less same answer coz i made them good friends before asking them out. So i am hopeless here. Now i am not confident to approach any girl coz thoughts like being rejected comes beforehand and even friendship gets spoiled by asking out. And trauma when the...
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Get tinder and swipe right on everybody. If none of them want to kiss, then just pay someone.
Just have low standards and you'll probably find a desperate fatty.
fuck your sister.
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>>27433344
If you have the money, do it phamily.
Also
>obligatory poo in loo meme :^)
>America didn't adopt the practice of circumcision until the sex-phobic days of the 19th century, when puritanical doctors promoted it as a way to stop kids from masturbating.
>The foreskin is a natural lubricant, contains millions of nerve endings, and prevents desensitization
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/moral-landscapes/201109/circumcision-social-sexual-psychological-realities
If you are circumcised, you literally can NEVER feel real sexual pleasure. You will NEVER EVER feel what real sex...
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>implying the jews didn't do it
>>27433298
>implying Christianity isn't a sect of Judaism
>>27433335
>implying you're not an ass hat
Who /cyborg/ here? We feel feels that robots can never understand, and normals will never feel. Feelings of unfulfillment and emptiness. What do you feel?
>>27433200
>spend 5 hours barcrawling
>come back with nothing
just pull the plug
>>27433200
>fucked a 5/10 last night
>have spent all day in deep regret, didn't even cum because scared of getting her pregnant but still worried I got her pregnant from precum.
This is why I never go out. I'm not going to sleep for a week. I can't even take care of myself, much less a fucking kid.
Am I a cyborg if I have a good job and small talk with co-workers occasionally but have no friends? I still go out but I always do so alone.
>ITT: Post your YouTube 'Watch it again' and rate others
I don't know why it's all music, but whatever.
Thought this would be a fun thread idea
>>27401002
Pleb taste incoming
>>27401002
Normalfag/10
>>27401045
7/10, not bad
>>27401002
Pls don't bullymook ur a faget lel
well robots i've decided to start watching anime and i need recommendations for which one to start with/how to watch it....do you go to some specific site or something?
i see you faggots posting anime all the time and i am so bored with my life that just fuck it ill give it a try
pic related, i typed in anime in google
My anime list is also a good starting point but the community itself is cringy af
what kind of things do you like
comedy, drama, sci-fi, romance, etc
what do you value in a show? good plot, good characters, good art, humor? do you like shows that are softcore porn or do you like substance?
>>27433159
>type anime in google
>pick the one and only one picture that is not an anime
That's how much of a failure you are, OP.
My mom bought me alcohol for easter.
The Resurrection of Christ isn't about fucking liquor....
>>27433154
So you wanna talk about it? I personally think religion is a meme, but I'm a fat man with a fedora and hair on his neck.
>>27433154
Well did you expect her to nail you to a cross then?
>>27433154
My mom got me a chocolate egg.
ITT: Ways you want to die
>jump out of a plane and have the parachute fail to open
>drown on the titanic
>ISIS execution
>Hit by a semi during a snowstorm
>Not alone
>with GF
>With Wifey
>Die in my sleep hoping that I'll be stuck in a good dream universe forever
>Be dead-center in a nuclear bomb target
>Be the victim in any Mortal Kombat fatality
>Be strapped to a fast missle
>Die while doing it in a big orgy
>Die strapped with fireworks and jump off a satellite towards earth and explode.
Not a realistic one, but
>Have an epic 1 on...
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>isis execution
have you seen the looks on those dudes faces? does that look fun to you?
>Therapist that my moms making me go to asks me if I ever have thoughts of hurting myself or other
>say no
>In reality thats all I think about
Dumb bitch
>>27433072
>childish
>>27433078
You're fucking epic, simply epic :)
>>27433072
I do this too. I just can't help but keep lying.
Who else here also used to steal glances at there sisters. I really hope this story is about one of you guys so I can see those pictures.
> inb4 tfw no sister
>>27432980
This is much more than "stealing glances"
that bitch needs to shut the fuck up, she's obviously the whore that decided to take risky pictures and send them to her boyfriends phone. Typical women, have to bitch about everything.
No sisters, I imagine they would be total nutcases if they did exist though.
What's your ideal suicide ritual?
Make a playlist of my favorite music for 24 hours
Do a bunch of drugs
Shoot myself
>>27432975
Don't inconvenience anyone by jumping off a building, throwing myself in front of a bus/train/etc. using dangerous gases or anything like that. Just rent a boat, go out to the middle of a lake, take one cinderblock and tie it to my foot, take another cinderblock and gently let the motor run the boat back to shore at a slow speed and leave a generous tip for the rental service with a suicide note letting them know where I am. Then just hop off the boat and breathe in real deep and die.
With as little pain or painless as possible and quick
Would you guys go out with a girl that cheated on her boyfriend with you? I was her friend for a while and always liked her.
If you thought about it for literally 1 second you'd realize that if she cheated on him for you she's gonna cheat on you for someone else you fucktard. Obviously, if it happens once it's gonna happen a billion times. Maybe try thinking next time.
>>27432942
It's only going to end one way, you know.
>>27432972
Not always true. There many examples of relationships starting this way.
>be me, 20 richfag
>go to a top uni
>get a 8/10 gf
>best body, huge ass, nice hips and boobs
>shes a poorfag though on some sort of scholarship
>family doesn't like her poorness
>really not that noticeable imo desu
>anyways we date for almost a year
>pretty happy
>one...
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>>27432931
As a poorfag at a richfag school myself, you're basically as dull as the average Stacy, although it's not your fault. You've just faced a lot less adversity in life which means you haven't been forced to undergo a lot of different experiences. You're not a bad person, just try to keep the differences between you and others in mind when stating opinions or offering your perspective. Did you two talk in depth about this issue? Did she offer any specific examples?
Leave normalshit, leave. Better yet kill yourself.
>>27433106
> Did you two talk in depth about this issue?
Not really, the conversation wasn't at all long. Probably lasted 5 minutes at the most. I do remember looking back though I'd say some sort of off-hand comments about certain things that threw her off but it was just my richfag sense of humor speaking and thought she understood that.
Anyway I can make myself less dull? Have you notice any common characteristics with rich kids I can work on?
Does this image give you a feel?
yes, it makes me acutely aware that i have no stable income, no car and a fucked up sleep/wake cycle
The lifting wojack always make me kek
>>27432917
What's he eating in the 3rd frame?
successful. I am going to get in shape and have a herculean tier body. I will finesse, drive a Jag, and wear designer exclusively.
I will to reject and dehumanize all women who will approach me. I will make them feel like the scum of the earth, and that they can offer nothing worth my time. They really can't.
>>27432906
then go do it fuccboi
and buy a lambo, not a jag you cuck
>>27432906
I'm with everything you vowed except the Jag
hey look at that you're already on your way posting on an anonymous image board and everything!
Would anyone like to join an /r9k/ skype group? We've been around for a few months. We currently have two slots open. Please write a short summary of yourself along with your skype username if you'd be interested. Pic related.
Hey skype group,
My user is cptcrunch112. I've ad skype for quite a while because of gaming with people online. Play quite a bit of steam and have a bit of games and I'm usually always open to play if someone's bored one day. I'm pretty friendly and throughout high school I've never had any enemies and have had friends in all the different cliques so I blend well with anyone.
I enjoy helping people through situations and giving advice, i think I'm pretty good at it, for example: This kid kiked me and told me he fell in love with that...
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>>27433053
Sent you a contact request.
thanks, but you guys probly dont play bf3/bf4 and this is probly abait