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ITT we are in the 90's again, and only 90's things.
Here we escape from our miserable """"""lives"""""" in this fucking modern era and go back to the 90's where we were happy ignoring everything happening right now.
We were happy, let's be happy again
Scum born after 1990 can go fuck themselves
I was born in 1993 am I a 90s kid?
>>27402533
no. by the time you were 8 the 90s were already over
and everyone knows 8-11 are prime kid years
>>27402457
https://youtu.be/WY_3uxzkoV4
My friend and I recently got into an argument about my robot status because I've had sex before. It went so far that we took a robot test and I ended up getting a lower score than him by three points. It said we were both robots. He still wouldn't accept and brought up the rules to be a true robot. Said he was a robot then because he had broken every rule except for one. He told me he wasn't a true robot but that he was a robot. So I said I was the same then. He wouldn't accept it and started getting pissy about it and insulting my intelligence and saying I was being a little kid . When all I was is bringing out my own facts and they just happened to say I was a robot. I'm even more of a robot than him in how I am and what I do. He's the one with the gf and the friends. All I did was Id have sex 2 times at the beginning of summer last year.
I seriously need to know can I still be robot even though I've had sex?
>>27435557
its possible. but there is a bigger problem here. why do you guys want to be labeled as robots? its not the best thing
>>27435557
Sounds like you both are just failed normies. Get out.
>>27435608
I thought the same thing but just wouldn't accept it
How many McDonald's cheeseburgers can you eat in a row? My record is 15. If you can't eat at least 10, kill yourself.
>>27435527
Isn't eating McDonalds already killing yourself
:^)
I feel sick after 2.
I feel sick after 1
>be almost 21 KV
>qt from my chem lab who I've been making small talk with texts me out of the blue
>apparently she got my number from my lab partner for "help"
>we start talking and I'm able to get past small talk with texting
>we hit it off and have a lot in common
>we decided to go see batman vs superman
>day of the movie ask her if she wants a ride/wants to get dinner after
>no reply
>a couple hours later ask her if she's still down to go
>get a reply an hour after the movie was supposed to start
>she is flipping out on me calling me a racist and a sociopath
>keep asking her what she's talking about but she stops responding altogether
Apparently the first result on Google when you search my name is my Google account which I made a lot of shitposts with on YouTube videos linked to /pol/. Now she thinks I'm a sociopathic racist and I can't explain it to her because she doesn't understand the concept of shitposting and ill never be able to explain it to her.
I dont know what to do. My life was FINALLY starting to get better after 9 years. I almost got a gf and I got into my schools nursing program. But now she thinks I'm a disgusting person and shell probably tell everyone. Now I will never get a gf or even make friends and Im worried if I might get expelled if she or someone else makes a big deal about this.
My comments weren't serious just shitposts for some laughs but they will never understand that... I'm fucked... I just want to die now. My life is falling apart and is worse than before.
I might just take my dad's gun and blow my brains out...
JDIMSA
ahahah, poltard BTFO
Link to youtube channel...
Holy fuck lmao
Makes me feel good that I purged my name and Facebook of retarded shit not too long ago, totally worth the cringe of seeing the posts of my 12 year old self.
What are /r9k/'s thoughts on libertarianism? Is it a robot approved ideology?
>>27402453
No, I don't want to live like I'm in the Hunger Games.
>libertarianism
>posts authoritarian shill flag
>>27402453
No one should follow one single political ideology.
is there a way to look at someones facebook without having facebook? i feel like creeping on my ex
>>27435427
i forgot to add, i'll be posting her nudes if someone answers
can't bump without an original comment
create a fake account.
also, get off /r9k/ you faggot.
JUST
U
S
T
JUST GENERAL
>be chubby my whole life
>eventually hit obese around the time I'm 18
>grow bored of being ashamed of my body, lose around 100lbs
>BMI is now 19 and I'm 20yo
>still have moobs and lovehandles despite doing strength training and daily side planks
>eventually gain everything back over some years
>all fat went into my thighs, ass, and moobs
>hip bones and ribs stick out when I'm on my back
>JUST
I'd be a hot chubby if I was a girl, but alas. Currently starting up exercising again and been eating better.
>>27435404
How can a man so hideous exist? I've seen some ugly people but he is one of the worst.
>>27435491
Hey that's eggy, he's an icon here
besides, rarely do I see someone good looking call anyone else ugly
how the fuck do i clean shit?
i have disinfectant wipes. they work wonderes, but are they safe to use all the time? its like a cheat code for cleaning
whats the "normal" way of cleaning? just soap and water?
cleaning ladies, janitors, etc have like 50000 different tools they use. it really depends on what kind of job you need to do.
chlorine purges shit
but it also purges many other organic shit
it depends on what you want to clean
I just uses those wipes for virtually everything too. They might damage some things like paint and you may need the heavy duty one for bathroom/kitchen.
For leather and other things like that I wouldn't use them
Niggas my ex broke up with me back in 2012 and I am still not fucking over her. I hate her so much cuz she was a cheating hoe but I am still sad af that she changed so much. Every other gril I know also goes full 110% bitch and I just don't get why this is considered a good thing now
>tfw not living in a Christian shithole far from SJW bullshit
I know almost that exact feel, anon, except 2011 and I'm not actually Christian. But I wouldn't make any trouble for the place, I just want to get away from leftist degeneracy. Fuck Socjus and postmodernism. Maybe some day I'll meet a qt east European girl who votes for PIS or Jobbik or something.
>>27435430
my hope now lays in Asia. Too submissive to even thinking of having rights, but in like 10 years time, liberal bullshit will take over anyway
Not Christian either but religion is incompatible with liberals you know? How often do you think of her? Would you take her back?
>>27435454
>in like 10 years time, liberal bullshit will take over anyway
Maybe not, the Japanese have been resisting that shit since WWII. They're insular and their government is basically a direct descendant of the 1945 cabinet.
>How often do you think of her?
Often as soon as I wake up, then not at all for the rest of the day, or maybe once. How about you? Am I worse? kek
>Would you take her back?
Nah man, she literally cucked me with a(n unknown quantity of) nigger(s). Never again.
Some anon yesterday posted about screaming in his city in the early morning so I decided to do the same thing today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NKEfecB1Z4
My channel isnt monetized.
I'm not some normie either, I pretty much never speak in public for some reason. Im probably going to do this again tomorrow so if you want me to scream anything let me know
do you like the movie chef by john favreau?
>>27435252
>I'm not some normie
>face clearly visible in the video
>being this narcissistic
>needing this much attention
Fuck off. Saged.
>>27435313
kek
I still consider myself anon even though you can see my face
>save a girls picture
>get spammed by her friends as creep
fuck, how was i supposed to know it sends a notification if you save their picture
>>27435241
Nice going, numb nuts.
>>27435241
Because nobody would screenshot a man unless they leak nudes and will get inevitably teased for itNot using a phone emulator and screenshotting it from there
>>27435241
save another
Can people who went to high school around the years 2000-2006 describe and give examples of what that experience was like. Those years in history were alot different from what we have today and those social life and experiences were different.
Im feeling pretty nostalgic and remember great memories from those times even though i was only just a kid.
What was your late nights staying up like?
What did you and your frienda do in your free time?
What did you browse on the internet?
What online games did you play? Halo? Wow? Ffxi?
What movies blew you away?
Did you meet any sweet girls? What did you dress like?
What was school like?
Comment whatever youd like to share
>>27435054
>underage b&
not sure if this is b8 or just pure newfaggotry so I'll cater to the latter.
>late nights were alone
>I had no friends
>the internet did not exist before 2008 OP
>diablo and ff
>platoon
>grils
>ree school
>>27435105
>the internet did not existed bwfore 2008
Oh it did, and it was great
>>27435105
Everything about your post was fucking terrible
You probably felt it was good and cool while you were typing it, but it wasn't
It really wasn't
Would r9k fuck my sister? I know I would.
Her name is Daisy and she's a gigantic whore btw.
>>27434913
I would fuck the unliving shit out of her.
She's a 6.5/7 so of course I would
Yes. I would fuck her and leave her and you would have a half-latino niece or nephew raised by a single mother.
if you are over 25 and still use this board you should kill yourself
>>27434879
I have money, a good house and all I could generally ask for, except for having schizophrenia, but can't win em all.
That's why I can't kill myself.
>>27434879
Why is pepe standing on the ground?
Shouldn't he be hanging?
>>27434879
I know.
blllllllllllllsebvnknsknskbnskb
Who else here /Catholic/?
Cultural Catholics, Cafeteria Catholics, Anglo-Catholics, and Episcopalians not welcome
>>27434811
>Making religious thread in 4chan
inb4 b8
>>27434811
Yeah, Irish Catholic here, I enjoy being fucked by the priest.
I wish I was a Catholic, my life is pretty empty, which is why I come here every single day but I find it difficult to believe, religion is really "too deep for me" to be honest.
>>27434829
>Making religious thread in 4chan
Some of us here don't follow your sheep mentality anon, I can think for myself and not be part of your super secret enlightened by my own intelligence fedora club you seem to think this place is.
