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I'm having suicidal thoughts for the first time in my life.
I'm upset over something that is entirely my fault. I feel so ashamed and so scared. I don't have confidence in my ability to face the impending shame. I don't think I can handle it. I am fairly certain my whole family will abandon me. I don't know how I would do it but I don't know if I can keep going. I feel like I would rather them be sad I was gone than hate the man that I am. I know it's selfish but I feel like it's better.
>>27432740
not really. deep shame is quite an experience. you'll find it valuable later in life.
I don't know what to say. No blame hurts like self blame. But you gotta remember that you're human and though shame stains our lives it's not all we are.
>>27432740
What did you do OP
Check these orig comment
http://myfox8.com/2016/03/17/short-men-less-attractive-to-women-according-to-duke-university-study/
>Looking at the genetic variants that suggest the person would be tall or short, regardless of nutrition or environment, the men with the genes that will likely lead them to be tall, have about 2,940 eu (about $4,175) higher annual household income. The correlation was about 50% stronger in men.
>People with the tall genes -- both men and women -- tended to stay in school longer and earn higher degrees and they typically worked more in professional positions than in unskilled labor jobs.
>For example, the average height of a Fortune 500 CEO is 6 feet tall. Short men rarely become president.
So basically you're doubly fucked because women are attracted to success and money which you also won't have
How does it feel?
>>27432728
Why did duke waste their time studying something that was basically common sense?
>>27432847
Most things in psychology are common sense but they still need studies to prove them. That's how the scientific method works.
>>27432847
Common sense isn't empirical proof, anon.
at what point did you decide to just give up, r9k?
its not worth the effort
>>27432679
about 4 years ago or so
>>27432694
this is wonderful
absolutely wonderful
We're all gonna make it, robots.
Not all of us. Some of us just aren't built for it.
I didn't do my best though, I'm a pathetic failure
>tfw you've failed yourself and Jackie Chan
Just end my existence familia
Why is there surgery to increase or decrease the size of boobs, noses, ears and remove man boobs, remove fat etc the list goes on but they can't increase penis size with surgery?
There are. Maybe do a bit of research before making a thread?
>>27432528
there are those surgeries. it's just a lot harder to make something new than to cut away something already there
>>27432528
the way to do it is with chemical pe. You inject your dick with the right chemicals and gain about an inch in length and girth after 3 months an it's permanent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo4xNzoGCv4
how do u get a grandparents like this
>>27432503
be born into a wealthy family
>>27432547
do you have a wealthy family though?
Gas the neets wage war now
Does /r9k/ like girls with small breasts?
I'll be honest: no. Anything under B is unattractive to me.
I can work with it honestly.
>>27432461
No but I make an exception for mahjong lesbians
>starts smoking weed at 15
>age 27 and still smoking weed
Ive only successfully stop smoking weed for 5 months. But that was 2 years ago and I still can't stop successfully. At my new house I'm renting it's not 420 friendly so I just figure I would be able to stop. But since I've moved in I just found different ways to get high. Or my peers would call me to hang out and end up smoking weed. Or when I do quit I end up Chain smoking cigarettes. It's a on going nightmare.
Welcome to the world of habitual drug use.
Weed isn't addictive they said, but hoo boy isn't life grand without it?
but weed isn't addictive dude xDD
Seriously though I know that feel when I used to smoke, I couldn't go a day without having dangerous violent mood swings, insomnia, poor appetite, couldn't enjoy shit without it. I am not saying you are that far, but the amount of people I come across that still smoke who are like this is quite a lot to the point I don't understand why it isn't more documented.
>>27432540
It's such BS.
>if I had to quit smoking weed I could.
Such a meme.
![244682eb-3851-417c-9f18-88158241b5b2_20140401T011736.jpg.650x650_q85[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QdTrj4b.jpg "244682eb-3851-417c-9f18-88158241b5b2 20140401T011736 .650x650 q85[1]")
>tfw no torn gf
>tfw no bitch girlfriend
>>27432391
>>27432471
go back to the 90s where you belong you godforsaken radio hogs
fuck you
My youth, how did it went so fast? :(
>when she bends over to let you fuck her from behind and you can see that she's got a cute butthole
i love this feel senpai
funny movie
>>27432381
last woman I slept with she put on loud banging trance music and i totally zoned out and ended up putting her on her hands and knees and licking out her asshole for about 45minutes. she went utterly crazy over it all animalistic like. never rated music with sex until then
>fuck her from behind
>her ass crack and butthole is hairy
Is this just a thing with Italian women or are all women like this unless they shave?
What would happen if I asked some of you guys to add me on Facebook so we can talk? Skype lags my toaster laptop.
>>27432346
Horrible, horrible idea.
I will make a facebook account right now.
>>27432590
W-why senpai! I j-just want someone to talk to.
why aren't you a believer in islam yet anon?
pros
>you truely become the man of the house
>get to grow your neckbeard without ridicule
>women must submit themselves to you if they want to be acknowledged
>you become very familiar with red flags of perpetual cuckery and can finally avoid it
>there are over 1.5 billion in the islamic faith so you will never be alone on earth
>other bearded men of their house will offer you their daughters hand after you come together for some bro tier gatherings to discuss bro tier discussions
>if you're really really up to it you can have more than one wife
>no roasties allowed
cons
>N/A
Because Islam says anime is forbidden (prohibition on drawing even stick figures).
No thank you. Fuck religion.
>>27432485
point out where in the quran this is stated
i'll wait
>>27432527
Sorry, I'm not going to bother reading idiotic mythical narratives. At least the Bible - though nothing but made-up shit - has some value for its poetry and language.
And the prohibition on drawing creatures of Islam is well-known and documented, hence why the Islamic cultures never developed a tradition of art or sculpture, always adhering to geometric designs. Save for a few Persian codices (that were a remnant of Zoroastrian influence) depicting humans, there are no illustrations of humans or animals or even plants in Islamic cultures.
Fuck off.
who here /killingthemselvesslowly/?
>beer and liquor makes the brain die quicker
>Type 1 Diabetic
>Love high sugar, high carb foods
Let me die eating Chinese food.
>>27432265
everytime i think i am just a heart attack or a fatal accident away from being free from this shit hole my heart literally mumurs for a bit.
drink until you can't remember what's making you sad
Why are internet trolls only men?
>>27432056
women lack the capacity for creativity.
>>27432056
there not
>>27432224
>trolls
>creativity
pick one faggot
>>27432224
this is the only correct answer, 2bh
>tfw you finally realize that the only winning move is to not play at all
>still here
>still forced to play anyway
???
>>27432016
You can't leave
The ride never ends
Good try thoughm I was a teenager once too
Underage b&
That's not winning. That's losing by default.
