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>it's an Anon's parents have worries that their son isn't social enough episode
how does it get resolved at the end of the episode?
>>27436636
They just eventually forget about it, but it always comes up again.
>it's an anon has undiagnosed aspergers episode
>log onto /r9k/
>its way more autistic than usual tonight
What gives?
>>27436549
Its the jews MORGAN
>>27436549
You're the one whos autistic
Seriously though it's prime time in Australia
>>27436549
I'm on a posting spree. I don't usually post here. Also, it's midday where I live
What does a clitoris have in common with a bomb?
Hang yourself pls
originalahdikdbfndld
Both are made of baryonic matter?
>>27436507
Everyone in /r9k/ would panic if they saw one
>Should I play one of the 20 or so awesome video games I installed and never touched? Nah.
>Should I watch some anime, Erased just finished airing and I hear It's pretty good? Nah.
>Maybe I should torrent a movie I havent watched a good one in awhile, the new star wars maybe or the big short? Nah.
>I have some class work to catch up on maybe I should take care of that? Nah.
>Should I just waste my life watching 3 minute youtube videos and browsing this shitty board? Yep that sounds like a plan.
Every fucking day.
>>27436485
I have found out that some days you can't do shit.
Supposedly not eating sugar and high fructose shit motivates you easier to do stuff.
I also constantly download more and more games and barely play them for more than 10 minutes just to make sure they work. Why do we do this?
>>27436778
>tfw you download a game and check everything works
>Forget about it for a while
>When you feel the desire to actually play it it no longer works, what the fucking hell
I can't be the only one.
>tfw you have a wank to try and get rid of tfwnogf but still feel tfwnogf afterwards
>muh tfw no gf
Jesus christ, just go out outside and find one. It's not that hard once you leave your bedroom
>>27436790
Yes it is.
You need stable income, not live in your parents house, have a car, look attractive, be very outgoing, and good with verbally appealing to women.
>>27436790
The last four times I tried this, I had the cops called on me.
There's almost pressure to play down either intellect or knowledge.
On the other hand, showing off above-average physical strength or social dominance is almost expected.
Why is this? Both could arguably make mediocre people feel insecure, but it seems like smart or bookish people have to tone it down in front of normies in a way that people with other abilities don't have to.
Congratulations, you're autistic
it's not rude its just annoying shitheads like you talk about humanitarian subjects and try to seem like an intellectual when your not.
>>27436481
>>27436474
I'm not talking about me. I'm talking about actually smart people, as in guys with PhDs and stuff.
You can't deny that there's an expectation in mainstream society for intellectuals to play down that stuff in a way that other people aren't expected to act humble.
Your last 2 digits indicate your attractiveness levels to femanons. Roll away and hope you aren't this guy!
>OP got a 95
reeeee fuck off Chad
>>27404095
the fuck is that real
>>27404095
i bet he has a cute girlfriend
>be kissless virgin
>go on tinder
>meet massive slut girl
>really fucking hot
>huge tits
>sext with her for a week
>get dem nudes
>she tells me she wants to do anal on my first fuck (she knows I'm a virgin)
>oh_baby.mkv
>>I have a boyfriend
>out of the blue
>turn her down on the spot
>call her a slut and that cheating is a whore's game
>block and delete number
>move on with life
So how's your day been robots?
wanted to have a chill night out with two friends, but we ended up losing one guy and met a group of fucking latinos (the other friend was also latino, im white as toast) and basically i spent all night in a club called Do Brazil where i was the only white guy (likely the only white guy in fact who ever set foot in there), paying double for everything. at least the actual guests werent racist or anything, at least not openly.
got a nice hangover out of it too. also the music was fantastic.
Share her nudes
>>27436800
This, OP. It's only fair for making us read that stupid blog post.
/uni/ feels/ thread, how you holding up?
>>27436417
Hahaha oh wow the STEM meme I thought we all knew that was a ruse.
>>27436417
Thinks economics is okay tier when most of the worlds leaders and bankers have economics degrees.
What is wrong with EE?
Hurry up, wagecuck. Only one day left to work on that legacy of yours. Monday is right around the corner.
Tick
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Except Monday is a bank holiday so...
I can't even sleep
I'm gonna get like one fucking hour and I gotta stand for 9
>>27436404
Fuck you. Public holiday tommorow.
Enjoy masturbating to loli for the rest of your life.
T.Wagecuck
Come in. Sit down, have a drink if you want to. The feels pub is open again.
Share your feels
>tfw no gforiginalis
I have transcended feels, but I should get back to work
The mother of my gf got cancer
She's so fucking sad but i have no fucking clue on what to do
>inb4 ree
>it gets better!
It does not get better.
I used to think depression was just making my life seem more hopeless than it really was, but it was just reaffirming the truth.
>>27436306
It does get better for 15 minutes when I drink
>>27436360
You got to drink faster for it to be better forever
>>27436386
I just try to drink as much as possible at the start because I only feel good for the first 15 minutes. Then I feel even worse than when sober
Ask a NEET who's been living in a motel and extended stays with his mother and sister for couple years of his life anything.
Pic related.
>>27436229
no one cares fuck off faggot
original
>>27436229
Hello Chad. Hope you kill yourself.
>>27436229
Why do you have a can of Febreeze? Do you really smell that bad?
When people talk about suicide, is there truly a painless way? I've been schizophrenic for 4 years now, and the loss of function is getting too much for me to handle. I don't really even have a support system. Last week my fiance told me that while she loved me, she really can't see herself being with someone who only makes disability money and she needs someone who is "more socially active". At this point, I'm literally a net loss for society. Are the walking in front of train things actually painless? I don't want to do something god awful like drowning myself, but if I have to I most likely will.
the fag on the right is his son
>/pol/ gets so buttmad they literally kill themselves
>still can't explain why
Someone who says something like that, doesn't love you. I'm not saying it to be hurtful, but she'd want to be with you no matter what. She just knows it's a shitty excuse to say she wants to leave because of something you can't help, so she's making it about money instead. I'm sure you already know deep down she's a bad person and still don't want her to leave, but she's honestly just turning down a guy who has nothing but time AND free money.
Hi guys I've been absent for a few weeks because I had exams and other stuff to do but I'm back!
>what are you drinking?
>why are you drinking it?
and as alwaysask a drunk femanon anything
I'm drinking pic related again because I'm boring
>>27403272
Why do you drink alone every weekend? Do you like chatting on Skype while drunk?
>>27403312
>why do you drink alone every weekend
I don't like drinking around other people, because I always worry about if they're getting enough water etc. so when I do drink a substantial about it's always at home anolne! being drunk makes me stop worrying about a lot of things and I am quite the worrier so it's nice to have some inner peace
>do you like chatting on skype while drunk
I like chatting in general while drunk I guess! what abou tyou anon
Yeah I have a question.You didn't have to mention you were a female.But you did.Why?
