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>>27417493
i dont have comfy pics but i want to see
>>27417493
I'm more interested in that marioni in the bottom left corner. It looks mint.
Yeah, somehow this pics make me feel a little bit away from my shitty life.
>be me
>18 years old
>5'2 feet tall
>3 inch dick
>probably infertile, only ever had precum
>pale
>baby face
Right throughout puberty I told my parents that there was something wrong with me. I told them I needed growth hormones or testosterone, and they both laughed at me. Now my puberty is nearly over and I am a fail of a man. With this body of mine, no girl will ever take me seriously and even if they did, I probably wouldn't be physically able to have sex.
>>27416623
Kill them and then kill yourself. It's the only sensible thing to do.
>>27416623
Holy shit you're 5ft2?
Please post face pic
>>27416643
Post my face on 4chan where everyone will know me as the guy with a tiny dick? What could go wrong?
>March 26, 2016
I'm so traumatized by the passage of time that I no longer care.
>>27416040
I'm 30 years old nigga
where does it all even go
How many anime figures do you own, /r9k/?
None, I have some Amiibo though
I would like to get some Jojo or One Piece figures sometime though.
None. If I started buying them I'd never stop.
>>27415684
I had a gigantic nendoroid collection with a lot of rare/limited nendoroid petit. I gave it all away. Plastic figures won't fill the void in your heart.
Chart thread? Chart thread. Post yours and rate others and meet other robots.
>>27415637
/soc/
/soc/
/soc/
/soc/
Take your faggotry elsewhere!
>>27415882
Soc is full of normies.
>>27415882
No I will leave it here. ;^)
Average male height around the world:
>Bosnia: 6' 0.5"
>Netherlands: 6' 0.5"
>Denmark: 6' 0"
>Norway: 6' 0"
>Germany: 5' 11.5"
>Austria: 5' 11"
>US, Non-Hispanic White: 5' 10"
6'2", undoubtedly, although anywhere between 6'0" and 6'4" is god tier.
>people will dispute this
>>27415386
what about 6'6"?
>>27415357
5'11-6'4
virtually everything is designed for average-slightly above average height people.
No being a awkward tallfag who sometimes bangs his head on doorways or cant use a shower properly or being a skeleton.
No being a manlet who's shorter than schoolgirls these days.
I love her so much I want to cry
So pwrettyy SQUEEEE
>>27415313
Are they ever going to make another series of that?
Seemed like it was about to pick up towards the end. Whatshisname was almost learning spells.
shouldn't you be doing this on /tv/?
blockface btw
antje is superior
Any of you girls is also in love with your own father?
I've been this way since I was 14, trying to get him to notice me, no such luck yet.
>>27415304
I used to have a crush on my father (ofc not sexual) when I was around 6. Now I just love him platonically
my dad is a beta so no
>trying to get him to notice you
please greentext story of how please
My taste in waifu is surely superior to your own
>waifu
>there's like ten of them
YOU GET ONE ANON. ONE.
good taste tho
>>27415198
Do you even Rachnera?
>western superwhore power girl
Do you know what waifu means
>mom found the nube tube
>>27415171
>nube
What's that?
>dad found the semen straw
>grandpa found the putt panger
Why are Americans so servile, dumb, submissive, and egocentric? This country seems to be filled with brown-nosing pussies who worship the upperclasses instead of despising/envying them even though they are being exploited by them en mass. They don't view foreigners as a threat who take their jobs and lower their wages. They actually view asians immigrants as a welcome boon instead of an invading force which is supplanting them from high-paying corporate positions in their own country.
America is literally a corporate whore-house, the employee is much like a pimp's prostitutes.
The people are on large poor and miserable to the point where they need a constant stream of drugs and beer to keep them going. They almost all lack empathy, dignity, or any other noble character traits and simply behave like cowardly criminals. They seem to have been lobotomized of a wide range of useful emotions, such as envy, anger, hatred, and doubt, as a result the upper class knows they can continually exploit them and never receive any blow-back for it.
And everyone in this country seems to be susceptible to peer pressure to such an extent that every aspect of their personalities is fashioned to fit in with everyone around them. This results in a mass of incredibly conformist sheep with no real passions or ambitions. I've traveled to quite a few countries in Europe and Asia and almost nowhere are the people as uniformly conditioned as in the US.
Seriously, what is wrong with this country?
>>27414819
It's the fluoride in the water supply.
Or maybe it's just the fact that almost everyone whop came to this country was fleeing something or trying to game the system for sheckles, resulting in a genetic per-disposition towards cowardice and extreme selfishness.
>>27414819
>Why are Americans so servile, dumb, submissive, and egocentric?
Most I know are masculine alpha-males. Maybe you should move out of the city where all the liberal cucks live.
>>27414819
Media influence and chemical castration mostly. Any individualistic mentality is diagnosed as a mental illness at a young age and promptly drugged out of existence.
Femanons, what do you think of these red flags?
>Women who watch pornography regularly.
>Women who claim to "love sex" openly.
>Women who own a "collection" of sex toys.
>>27414464
because it's hip nowadays the conservative virgin meme is over.
I don't think that makes a woman necessarily bad, but better safe than sorry
Seems fair, I watch pornography regularly and it's made me pretty fucked up.
Honestly, you should have whatever red flags you want- it just makes you a bit of a sperg to openly display them (I'm not accusing you of doing so, I've just seen it done before).
How much items constitute as a collection when it comes to sex toys?
>>27414511
>I watch pornography regularly and it's made me pretty fucked up.
Same. That's why I call it a red flag. Girls should also consider it a red flag if guys regularly watch violent pornograhy, which I do. Half of my fantasies these days involve beating the shit out of girlfriend or fuckbuddy and pissing on her face or something. Plus a girl into porn makes me worry she probably wants black cocks or something.
Porn isn't good. In what ways has it fucked you up?
>How much items constitute as a collection when it comes to sex toys?
More than one or two.
Who is hotter between my ex and my current girl?
Here is my ex.
And here is my current girl
http://strawpoll.me/7178866
Well you got an azn so... downgrade.
Azn's will take any whiteboi.
>18 years old
end my suffering
At least you don't look prepubescent like a lot of modern 18 year olds
I looked like 15 year old when I was 18. At least now at 26 I can grow a beard to cover up my babbyface.
>>27413699
You look like you're in your mid 30s
>Get neater haircut
>shave beard since it looks more like pubes tbqh lad
>lift and become chad
Fuck off chad
>"Don't worry, honey, you're 6 inch dick is fine"
>haha size doesnt matter anon!
>oh chad? yeah his dick is huge
>it was just a coincidence that i had sex with him even after we had broken up
This is why you shouldn't date whores, there is a higher chance they have taken a cock like this and wouldn't be fully happy no matter what she tells you or the mental gymnastics they perform.
Also girls will always say you're the biggest they had, they know how the truth could ruin the relationship.
>>27413640
>Mfw girlfriend told me she was so happy when she first laid her eyes on my cock and it was bigger than her ex's.
No doubt she told him it was absolutely fine
