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so I'm drinking again big surprise there .
Anyway I didn't see one of these and felt like making one , post feels , order drinks ( everything on the house )
I can't be the only one drinking the pain away on the holidays
I've always wanted to try some super expensive old scotch but never have the logic of cheap ethanol = money + ethanol has made it seem dumb but just one time to see what all the fuss is about right ?
Anyone is welcome to serve them selves or mix a cocktail for other anons while I'm away
I've been lying in bed all day, I should probably make something to eat and get something to drink but I don't have enough energy to stand up
>tfw all my weekends are like this
Bump. I had a good talk with an anon about my issue last Saturday, but I'll lurk.
Thoughts on The Donald?
>I literally wear these for comfort
When I had a construction job we all wore jeans even on the hottest days. Our legs would get all scraped and fucked up if we didn't.
>>27423220
>I got a splinter two minutes later, but we had already taken enough pictures, so we stopped.
>>27423250
live in texas dad owns a construction company can confirm I never see people wear shorts
>there are catcucks browsing this board right now
You do know that cats don't give a shit about you, right? As long as you give them food, they basically just pretend to like you. Hopefully you're not deluded enough to think your cat "loves you".
Cute doe.
>pretend to like you
no, they just run away
but they do keep mice away
>>27423153
Catcucks are just being ironic though.
Everyone knows it's just a meme
post things that make you sad
>thinking about my future
>getting older
>black people
>thinking about future
>stopping communication with waifus when I realize they'll be put off by the fact I still live with mom
>buy a gun when I could be putting that money toward a home
>smiling at the Stacey's at work and knowing they don't see me as a sexual person
And finally
>tfw no pixie haired big booty 5'4" waifus to make love to in a cabin inna woods
>just got rejected from my dream school
Fuck me, right?
>future
>no bf
>not irl robot friends
JUST
One of these threads.
Better chart edition where you actually get mystery box contents.
>>27423010
I'd only choose Kindle and Weight set. None of these people appeal to me.
>>27423010
>picking anything else than sports stuff and gaymen pc
>>27423010
ipod, drugs, tv (or pc if it plays online)
zoe bc i'm into femdom and ahmed. would go for larry if ahmed might steal my bitch though
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jGkhlmL2dY
We all talk using only vocaroo.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06Wdmwrfgap
Bumpu just for you anon
>>27422821
>>27423771
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rBerFTGe52
Does it ever blow your mind that so many guys are having sex so easily, even knocking girls up, and you haven't even hugged a girl? I can't be the only one here that isn't fuckugly, in fact I'm above average looking, and yet.......nothing. Is it us or is it them?
>>27422670
If you're actually above-average you are the one failing here. Go and talk to girls senpai.
Pussy is like drugs. Once you start getting it, it gets easier and easier to find it. But if you've never gotten it it's a lot harder.
>>27422670
Even if you weren't ugly you still need to be socially capable. I don't consider myself ugly I am just Aspergers so I am fucked in terms of attracting women.
I did it, robots. Will report back.
The conversation continued and I'm going to her house Thursday afternoon. She's hot too, but I won't show pics, sorry.
I hate you. This girl just consented to giving you a blowjob.
I'm crying because no women has or will be that flirtatious with me.
>ikr auto-corrects to "I swallow"
Seems to have a keeper there anon.. I mean why would the phone auto-correct a to a word shes never used.. good for you.
>>27422621
>post pics
>things that never happened
pick one faggot
![tumblr_n3xijuvRi21sx4pryo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yiUw7lX.jpg "tumblr n3xijuvRi21sx4pryo1 1280[1]")
>bf makes me suck his dick in the morning
>bullies me about my cum breath
This is why girls don't like sucking dick. You guys always take it too far. You always got to make it humiliation or you cant get off. Or worse, act like a huge douche and put your hands behind your head.
>>27422584
FUCKING
LEAVE
E
A
V
E
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hands behind head makes you a huge douche? What the literal fuck? It's called getting comfortable/relaxing. You may be a lesbian. Seek professional help
>>27422659
This
Must be fucking retarded OP
You guys got any good movies to share, doesnt matter if they're hollywood or indie just post some good movies.
>Mad Max: Fury Road
>tfw watching Batman v Superman between posting on /r9k/
Dealer (2004) - watch it, experience it, never be the same again.
this film is funking goodioli
>Anon why don't you have any friends?
>>27422329
> why do you always look so angry
Probably because I am.
Why? Who cares.
t. Friendless virgin who doesn't get why r9k wallows in self pity
Why is it so hard to tell the truth? Why do you care so much about saving face?
ITT: post your orgasm face
generous contribution tbqh pham
this is me and my original comment
>when you initiate 3rd impact but she still suckin
kot blini thread
do you think the cat likes waffles tho
I've see pictures of him with other foods, I wonder where he gets all of it from.
pancake of cat meme
Do you eat pussy, robots?
only if she's a virgin
>>27421604
If you eat pussy you are a pussy.
>>27421620
This.
I won't do it unless she saves herself for me (I'll do the same).
What's your best friend like? Do you even have one?
>>27421301
>having a best friend
what are you? a woman or 12 years old?
>>27421301
Yes.
He's quiet, thinks before he speaks, likes some of the things I like. We do stuff together, like go up to a lake with some weed and food and canoe around. We support each other when times are hard, be it financially or emotionally.
and he's boring!
just like me.
>>27421308
t. autismus majoris
