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If you're male, over 25 and single, congrats. Your life is over.
You had one life and you ruined yours. Congrats.
Your LTRs are almost always going to be bad and you should just give up on marriage as a concept and only live for yourself. The reason why? You've missed the boat on getting a "good" marriage and now will have to settle for something much lesser and more sad.
You were SUPPOSED to start dating your wife when she was like 16-22 and you were the same age. That way you'll be able to enjoy her optimal beauty and innocent years before she starts to decay and become corrupted.
If you start dating a 25 year old as a 27 year old, that means other men enjoyed her best years which you'll never get from her. They experienced young love with her, the most pure and powerful type of love there is. The relationship is skewed in her favor from the start.
Not only that, but at age 25+ most high value (cute, sweet, innocent etc.) girls are in long term relationships or married themselves to dudes that snagged them in high school or college. you're just left with the trash that no one else wanted.
Common cope incels hold to is to become rich enough to marry 10 years younger when they're 30 or so, but those marriages have really high levels of divorce and you have to be super Chad and rich to pull it off. It's also creepy and weird to most of society, and you two will have no chemistry due to growing up in different times. She will also be less attracted to you due to your aging looks, which will probably hurt.
>but I didn't want to get married anyway
This is a cope. It's every dude's dream to own (because marriage essentially is, ownership of a woman) a cute, nurturing, innocent girl and have her bear a bunch of your children, cook meals for you, and spend the rest of your years loving eachother in sweet blissful harmony. If you have convinced yourself you don't want that you're only lying to yourself.
Let's say you meet your wife at age 25.
Countless men enjoyed her body. Enjoyed her perfect, youthful years. Before. you.
Imagine this, it's a brisk summer night, your girl's parents were out of town. A young buck probably fucked her in her parents bedroom as their eyes opened wide together as they both climaxed at the same time. They spent the rest of the night cuddling. You will never be able to take the magic that was lost from her that evening.
Now it's prom. She's staring into the eyes of the boy she's loved since in middle school, dancing the night away. The slow song begins and they kiss passionately. No kiss you ever give her can recreate the sheer amount of joy she had felt in that single moment. For a brief instant, she was in heaven.
Now she's in college and with her boyfriend. They're experimented with getting wasted together, drug use together, having sex without waking up her roomates. All these little things are a little adventure of fresh new experiences. All experiences you can never share with her as well.
Now imagine this. At 21, her boyfriend had knocked her up by accident and they went through the abortion scare together. It was terrifying, and ultimately ended up as a false positive, but they got through it together and it tested how far they would go for one another. They celebrated that night by going out and fucking like rabbits when they got home.
Then, she meets you.
>mfw i already know this and I do literally nothing about it
Let's say you marry a 20 year old at age 32. Thought this was an escape? No. Your life is still over and it's even sadder now because it's obvious you're just trying to cope with your lost, wasted youth at this point. There are several problems with this scenario.
First, lack of chemistry. You've grown up in different times and won't have a lot to talk about. You'll have different tastes in film, music, games etc. depending on the era you were born. Discussions will always make it so you have nothing to learn and your views are never challenged, because you'll always be far wiser than her.
Second problem is attraction. It gets more and more difficult for a man to stay attractive as he ages, just the same as a woman does. She'll never be as attracted to you as your to her. She'll never be able to run her hand across your smooth, unwrinkled face or your smooth gentle, limber youthful body. She won't find you sexy as you used to be.
Third problem is societal. These marriages are seen as creepy (for good reason) and most people will think you're some sort of perv. You'll never be able to take this girl to any formal meeting without embarrassing yourself. It is ultimately a pathetic thing in the end.
Also, marriages with higher age gaps have higher risks of divorce and abuse.
tfw u get 34
>>27428005
>60
>cyborg
it's true
>36
but I'm just 21, am I really hopeless?
>>27428160
I got cyborg
>calculated one of friends, he got 92
>calculated one of my other friends, he got 48
wow this test is accurate
Describe your life with a single picture
MORE THAN A SYMBOL MORE
THAN I BARGAINED FOR
nigga shoes lavender
Please robot now's not the time.
>tfw love the smell of my own body odor
>as well as my balls
>and butthole
fuck...
I wonder if everyone butthole smells this nice. If they did I'd only want to bury my face in butts even more
you sound like a doggy
>>27427588
What you need to do is get castrated immediately.
>>27427607
shit...you're right
>>27427632
now, why would I go and do a thing like that? damn, you're a stupid motherfucker. feel free to NEVER post in ANY of my threads again.
Robots should go to Anime conventions, preferably with other people from /r9k/.
It's entertaining, you can look at people's cosplays, make fun of normies wearing slutty KLK outfits or shirtless Kamina cosplays. Attempt to get the courage to ask cute pure looking girls for their photos, then not getting the courage and declaring them a roastie, before seeing someone ask them for a photo then running over and taking one
You can even attend panels and stuff
>>27427349
I went to a convention, it was nice to talk to people with similar interests but what you have is a bunch of people in their own social circles or too anxious to talk to others so I didn't really get to meet anyone there.
I'd really like to say I cant stand taiga but then i watch and catch feels.
I once attended a convention.
Groped a couple sluts, got in a fistfight with some naruto cosplayers who wouldn't stop making weird hand signs. Got stabbed with a papier mache sword.
All in all pretty fun time.
ROBOTS WITH NO DRIVER'S LICENSE UNITE
shamefully reporting in
Why don't you have a driver license?
I have a driver's licence but I am scared shitless to drive.
Managed to pass my road test the first time.
>See psychiatrist
>"In a way, you make a choice to be depressed."
>She says this every appointment
I thought mental health professionals weren't supposed to talk to patients like this
>>27427289
Please seek another psychiatrist.
>seeing a female psychiatrist
there's your fucking problem.
>>27427289
maybe you are just that much of a bitchnigga you need it to be told right to your face. i mean, you are making a thread on r9k bitching about it already
Who you gonna call??
huh huh
>>27427243
>Normal people scare me
I saw that on a Stacey's shirt. Nearly revealed my power level.
>>27427243
>normal people scare me
Originaler Kommentar kameraden
Was Freud right all this time?
>>27427181
It's a CIA psyop. By feminizing young white men and importing as many refugees and HB1 immigrants as possible they'll make the white race die out so it'll be easier for those in power to push past their globalist legislation without resistance from the public.
>>27427181
>That filename
>Literally saving from the hip thread who turned into gay roleplay.
That black bot was kinda of a fag too so your argument is invalid.
Also next time make the pic with that other anon with super wide girly hips.
Because r9k is full of beta cucks who secretly wish they were girls because they think that would solve all their problems in life.
describe 4chan in one image
This one fits pretty well I think
This is representative of all of us.
>>27427071
I'll describe you in one image OP
>mom asks if I'm alright
>"I'm fine"
>I'm not fine
Maybe you ougtha end yourself then
>>27426998
>teachers say she sees potential in me and I need to see it
>I'm really just retarded
>>27426998
kek fucking dumb normies always falling for our shit
Chad buys a hoverboard
>>27426865
My sides.
That is the best porn I have seen in a while.
>>27426865
or, how to snap your dick on a hoverboard
Brazzers continues to give fucks
Who /steel reserve/ here?
Fucking original comments
>drinking 40s after they stopped using glass
>picking literally the worst piss of the lot to chose from
Mickey's or Old E was the only way to go.
>it's a narrow-mouth 40
INTO THE TRASH IT GOES
>>27426615
I drank steel reserve once. I was a bad alcoholic and I crunched the numbers on abv/$ and it came out way ahead. Bought 6 and drank them one night. Real bad hangover. Never drank again.
It'll get you drunk right, but low qual ingredients made me feel bad next day.
How do I get taller so I won't get beat up by middle schoolers, like Katt Williams, /r9k/? I'm 21 1/2 and 5'6.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSu7qb1Wi10
>>27426519
i am 5'7 and 26 and the only thing i can tell you is to evade all possible melee fights and diffuse situations unless you carry a reliable gun you can shoot well
we just don't stand a chance against big guys, the bigger muscle mass makes them way stronger and faster, and the bigger reach makes it almost impossible to win unless your opponent is a retard
>>27426568
Well, I carry knives and pepper spray in my backpack, was thinking about buying a sword from amazon or extendable baton along with bear mace
Act like you will kill a nigga if he steps out of line and it wont matter how tall you are.
>found out the girl I like is transsexual
>tfw still want to fuck them but don't really want to date them anymore
Am I a bad person? Does that make me gay?
Makes total sense. Transsexuals do not have long term value. They are made for pumping and dumping
>Am I a bad person?
No
>Does that make me gay?
Maybe
>>27426333
Just move on. It's not like she likes you anyway.
>Having a tranny oneitis
There's fucking up and then there's you, anon.
