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OH YEAAA MANNNN
>>27441376
epicand oregano
>>27441376
This is extremely accurate. God bkess.
>>27441376
>tfw not on drugs
>crush on cute girl in highschool
>leave town for a few years
>come back
>she's a junkie now
>still crush hard on her
>help her get drugs every week
>considering doing it with her so she'll think of me the way I think of her
My mom would kill me if she was still alive and heard me say shit like this
>>27441340
>>she's a junkie now
Fuck man, what kind of drugs? How are you helping her get them?
Do you mean getting her to fuck you for drugs?
What kind of drugs, anon?
>>27441408
high fructose corn syrup... that kinda stuff
> be me
> drop out of university
> become freelance programmer
> get my own place
> work part time so have a lot of free time
> decide to make online programming platform
> takes 1.5 years, but finally done
> can't figure out how to attract users
Any ideas?
The basic concept is you make programs that are run on a client side VM that is part of the website. The programs are written in a language that I based on Java. How the fuck do I attract users to beta test?
Help a fellow robot out.
>>27441064
Post link maybe? If it's paid, you probably wasted your time. Have you seen Wolfram Programming Lab? It's fucking awesome, but nobody will ever seriously use it.
>>27441064
It sounds complicated.
Can I get a link?
>>27441064
Oh, sorry. Forgot the link:
http://dataline.iteradon.com
Beware: Sign up required, it's painless though, no personal information required, side from an email address.
Is size of penis even slightly linked to age of losing virginity?
I mean that having big dick increases your confidence so you can lose your virginity sooner. And other way around too - if you have small penis your confidence will be low and you never lose your virginity. Am I right?
Also do have /r9k/ smaller penis than other boards?
>>27441061
Again, 90% of /r9k/ has a 7.5 incher.
My penis is 8 inches and I lost my virginity when I was 11
But I'm gay and it was an older guy I met online and he fucked me in the butt
So not sure if that counts
Mine isn't small but used to be very curved.
Got surgery for the third time very recently and crossing my fingers life will be easier when the stitches are gone.
Anyone else feel dumber than your younger self? My problem solving skills are in the gutter and I can't even think 3 moves ahead in chess. I used to be so good at chess when I was younger, had a 2100 elo, now I can barely beat a 1300.
Also I'm always wrong, in life when we there is a question asked of me. And I can't remember things well, at all. Fuck man whats happening
>>27441059
Depression hits harder and harder.
kids are the best learners
that's why it's idiotic to try to kill your inner child
Can you remember any maths at all? Aside from the very basic stuff? What about history?
What exactly is wrong with us? Why can't we fit into society?
I've been clinically diagnosed with schizoid pd, borderline pd, and bipolar disorder. I always chalked it up to that.It doesn't help that I'm a turbomanlet either.
>>27441038
I have schizophrenia, that's what's wrong with me.
And it is incurable, went to psychiatrists that just give me drugs that stabilize me but they will never heal me. I tried treatments and psychologists.
Nothing worked so I gave up and just waiting to die now.
I gave up all hope and I am just waiting for my time.
society doesn't accept us, so we must form our own society and accept each other.
Are girls really attracted to confidence, or do tall good looking white guys just tend to be confident/arrogant?
I used to act confident until a girl told me I should stop acting like I was hot
cut pretty deep
These guys look like stupid monkeys with their posing. I want to beat the shit out of each vain, twinky faggot there.
>>27440965
That's the type of comment that stains your soul, don't worry man I've had similar comments hurled at me by drunk girls.
Who else never has any energy?
I sleep 6-9 hours every night and I'm still always tired.
eat more and go out.
>>27440837
bruh last night I slept 20h, still tired
Try sleeping 12 hours and still being tired.
I'm just not fit for normal life.
Good morning, robots! I'm feeling kind of suicidal today, might as well try to talk to a fellow robot.
r9k; omegler9k; r9komegle;
Underage attention whores are not really welcome desu
>>27440746
Daily reminder that if she's a roast, make like a ghost.
>>27440746
>all normies gone because easter with their families
>tfw only true robot left
not a good feel
>>27441445
>easter
>a real holiday
>A mother should be the one to take the virginity of her son when he comes of age.
>A father should be the one to take the virginity of his daughter when she comes of age.
Do you agree with this?
>>27440609
No not at all you degenerate loser.
>>27440609
What if your son is a tranny?
Mom fucks him with a strapon or dad gives him a blowjob?
Only the first point and only for the purposes of catfishing idiots on Tumblr, F-list, Yahoo Groups, and Teen Chat Center.
Did I find Patrick Bateman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLGLYgWokIw
Begins at 4:10
Pls. Possible new Elliot-fu tier.
He seems pretty Chad-tier to me?
>>27440544
Closed it after 10 sec. This guy is insane.
I will go back to fapping to my cartoons.
POST YOUR WAIFU IN THIS THREAD
>>27440537
POST THEM NOW!!!! FUCK
>>27440537
Literal perfection
original waifu
I'm obsessed with her face, especially her lips.
>where do the good boys go to hideaway?
Where are they /r9k/?
>>27440435
How do you define "good boy"?
I don't know about the others, but I'm here!
>>27440477
How do you define "define"?
Is intelligent discussion possible here?
>>27440416
No you stupid bich
Intelligent discussions don't exist.
>>27440416
Yeah, do you have anyone intelligent I can talk to?
Would you sleep with pic related for a year to marry your dream girl?
You have to fuck her at least 10 times a month.
>>27440382
Only if she's on her fertile day and promises to disappear from the face of earth after I cum.
>>27440382
yes as long as she doesn't have STDs
otherwise I'd just get my dream girl the old fashioned way
Considering how high my standards are for a dream girl, fucking a hog 120 times isn't bad at all.
