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Wouldn't it be glorious if the 10.0 megaquake on the san andreas fault occured at the same time as the yellowstone supervolcano eruption and also at the same time a category 6 Hypercane hits texas?
>>27449712
No, leave Texas alone.
>>27449712
I'm moving away from California in a week. After that I don't care too much about what happens to it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hhFvktaub7k
I heard that that is possible but also that they would cancel each other out.
>That feel when older brother with autism
I could have had a bro for a brother. We could have shared friends. He could have played video games with me. I could have met a girlfriend through his friends. We could have gone places, done things together. We could have helped each other out during hard times. We could have shared hobbies and shit with one another.
Instead I just get this awkward shell of a human being who may very well end up my responsibility someday, I still don't know what's going to happen when my parents go someday. I'm so bothered by this shit guys. I really wish I had someone to play video games and do shit with.
>tfw gay robot older brother
I am also a robot but not as bad as him. I kind of blame him for fucking me up
>tfw younger brother is a massive cunt who posts on /r9k/
>tfw he doesn't even care about me, he just wishes I was "fun" and "entertaining" like normies expect from their shallow friends
>tfw he just wants a captive audience because he's too inept to make real friends who he can do all of the things he wants to do with, has to rely on familial bonds to extract what he wants from people
Top lel OP doesn't know what love is
>tfw younger sister with retardation
I could have had a badass imouto and maybe wouldn't be a complete sociopath without a single intimate relationship
You finally get the girl of your dreams. Everything is perfect and you're finally happy. The two of you love each other and it's genuine.
One day, you're out on a date, maybe you've planned to see a movie. On the way to the theater, hand in hand, you spot Tyrone walking toward you. He's bigger than you and you can clearly see the outline of his horse dick through his pants. You try ignore him as he passes and focus on the otherwise perfect day you've been having. You look over to your girl and see her biting her lip, her face slightly flushed. Her pace slows and she suddenly says,
>"Anon... let's just forget the movie and go back home and have sex."
How do you feel? What do you do?
>>27449075
I invite Tyrone over to my home, give him half of my income as reparations for slavery and start prepping him so that he can sexually satisfy my gf. It's a win-win situation.
>>27449238
this
originalcomment desu senpai
I curb stomp the nigger then and there while he's distracted. Then later that night I round up the boys and lynch the pavement ape.
>In my room, playing CS:GO
>Feel the sudden urge to shit
>Hold it in because I don't want to leave my chair
>Keep playing for a couple more hours
>Now it feels like my anus was about to burst open
>Decide that the best possible solution would be to shit in my hand and drop it out the window
>Commence shitting in hand
>Feelsbadman.png
>Open the window with my other hand
>Toss the turd out
>Chads and Stacies walking by my apartment shout "EWW!"
>They immediately look towards my window and I close the blinds so they don't see me
>Cry as I continue to play CS:GO
Save me from this darkness.
>>27449062
kek, saved
thanks for this OP
>>27449062
Timestamp the shit outside so I can believe without doubt.
>>27449062
>Not shitting in a cup or can
JUST
Does anyone else want to fuck him?
No, I want to punch him. That face is obnoxious.
this is the worst meme ever (along with c*ck), why do you guys have to spam it
>>27449082
Just wondering if anyone else wanted to fuck his twink ass like i do
Would you date someone in the U.S military?
Why or why not?
Im in the military and I'm like the one guy that never gets dates. Im serious, theres short guys, fat guys, hideous guys stationed up here getting dates/laid and I spend every weekend on my computer with you guys.
>>27448534
Do they hire prostitutes over there? My friend in the marines is on the local reserve and he has to shoo away the hookers occasionally. Pretty smart marketing strategy tbqh
>>27448495
I would not date the mentally retarded, no.
Claim your waifu now!
Mine is Reina Kousaka. What's yours?
>>27448384
Sailor Saturn
eat my ass you fat slut
>>27448384
>Reina Kousaka
>not Kousaka, Reina!
ya blew it. but claimed
Watch this and tell me what you think about it please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqILkOZmpaE
>>27448376
Life is suffering and therefor he is right. But this still doesn't apply to people with mental disorders. (Hint: this board is filled with such people)
>>27448442
we all are mentally disorded. have you seen the world?
this board is filled with people addicted to suffering
>>27448563
You got it wrong op. We are not addicted to suffering. Suffering is the only thing we can feel.
What are your standards in the opposite sex? Both anons and femanons welcome.
Anon here. Mine are:
>Not fat
>Good teeth/smile
>Natural colored hair
>Generally clean appearance
That's it.
>>27448283
femanons are not real OP
>japanese/korean/northern chinese
>not obese
that's it
>good personality and hygiene
I've always been attracted to all body types and I've learned through the years that if I look at a girl's face enough I'll find her qt.
>inb4 anons posting ugly fat women and asking if I'd go that far
95% chance I would
List all your mental/emotional disorders
>Asperger's syndrome
>depressive disorder
>ADHD
>generalised anxiety disorder
>ocd
>depression
>hyper intelligence
>>27448164
>Schizophrenia
>OCD
>Depression
that's it basically
>>27448239
>hyper intelligence
Plato's "The Cave" is an allegory about how people imprisoned in a firelit cave for their entire life would see the shadows of objects projected on the wall as reality.
This is more true than Plato could have ever known. Everything we see and feel in reality is merely a simplification of an infinitely complex network of gauge fields and wavefunctions.
Makes me feel weird.
>>27448088
>would see the shadows of objects projected on the wall as reality.
I don't get it. So shadows aren't real? Also they would surely see the objects that cast shadows themselves?
But shadows exist in reality.
Or, their nonexistence exists in the same reality of the imprisoned.
>reality isnt even real mannnn so just like forget about it
Philosophy went down the shitter with Playdough
t. Nietzche, Aristotle, and Rand
i hate that im 5'8. i have a gf but every time im in public i feel ashamed at all the tall men who could fuck her better than i ever could. shes nice and cares about me but it doesnt take away the insecurity. i want to kill myself for being pathetic and inferior.
>>27448023
This had better be bait. Enough with this "manlet" shit already. Accomplishments rule the world, not height, not dick size. People who are not 17 literally could not care less about your height.
>>27449311
Literally no one takes manlets seriously. They are children.
>>27449311
What size lifts do you wear in your shoes, little boy?
HOW am i supposed to compete with him? This isn't fair.
>>27447929
jaw is too masc imho
other than that he's p cute, would ravage his hole
>>27447929
That nigga needs some chapstick, goddam.
>>27447953
>would ravage his hole
fuck off faggot
>tfw failed trap
>tfw no one want s to fuck your BP
>>27447653
I think I would be worse than Narcissa. Thank god I didn't transition or put my pictures in 4chan so it could be used as a meme to shitpost adding more tranny threads to a board filled with tranny threads.
>>27447653
>worse than Narcissa
Is this even possible? Even under all those filters, he's still a 3/10 at best.
>>27447769
this.
wouldn't even pity fuck.
/r9k/, would you date a girl with a big nose?
she put my brain in the happy place
you gotta be fucking shitting me you fucking nigger aboo pofta son of a cuck
>>27447642
My nose is about that bulbous, so absolutely
